Your Relationship Status?

[Vellosia]

Quite possibly, but I don't see any reason why we shouldn't do it now and, to be honest, I just want to do it. We've waited long enough for it.

Congrats. Indeed, getting a marriage-that's-not-called-marriage now only means that if you get a chance to upgrade, you can throw a big party all over again and maybe some of your friends will feel like they have to give you gifts again, sounds like a win-win all around.

Thanks.

[Zweite Alaje]

Cthulu isn't single. He comes all the time.

....

.........

That was horrible.

First off, there is always masturbation.
Second... No tentacle porn.

Hats off to Mav for the inspiration.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Cthulu isn't single. He comes all the time.

....

.........

That was horrible.

First off, there is always masturbation.
Second... No tentacle porn.

I read that as No testicle porn...

I'm going to hell right?

[Dyakovo]

Oh, that falls well into the realm of just goofy. Many people are attracted to that, just keep stammering at crowds of people until somebody drops their panties.

I'll take your word for it. Fingers crossed.

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

[Nailed to the Perch]

It's funny, because it didn't happen to me! =D

Frankly, I find it pretty fucking funny all around.

To make it even better/worse, the friend in question had a pretty big crush on me a few years before.

[Ovisterra]

I'll take your word for it. Fingers crossed.

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

The problem is, that merely puts you on the same footing as every Irish male. Hoodies are the default position. The hoodieless are at a disadvantage.

[Astrolinium]

I am floating in the sea of "It's Complicated" somewhere between Single and In a Relationship.

I have the sudden urge to draw a map with islands marked "single", "in a relationship", and "married/civil partnership". Between the first two, we'd have "it's complicated. Here be dragons." and pictures of wrecked ships.

And then somehow turn it into a P2TM rp, right?

[The Emerald Dawn]

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

The problem is, that merely puts you on the same footing as every Irish male. Hoodies are the default position. The hoodieless are at a disadvantage.

The facts herein stated? They are true. They are true facts. Trufax even.

[Seperates]

First off, there is always masturbation.
Second... No tentacle porn.

I read that as No testicle porn...

I'm going to hell right?

It's ok. We're all going to a place worse than hell, when the Dread Lord comes back.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

I read that as No testicle porn...

I'm going to hell right?

It's ok. We're all going to a place worse than hell, when the Dread Lord comes back.

Thank the Squiggle for that!

[Jetan]

I'll take your word for it. Fingers crossed.

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

[Ovisterra]

I have the sudden urge to draw a map with islands marked "single", "in a relationship", and "married/civil partnership". Between the first two, we'd have "it's complicated. Here be dragons." and pictures of wrecked ships.

And then somehow turn it into a P2TM rp, right?

Considering the last time I tried to take an analogy seriously and make it a P2TM RP, it flopped because I forgot about it....

The problem is, that merely puts you on the same footing as every Irish male. Hoodies are the default position. The hoodieless are at a disadvantage.

The facts herein stated? They are true. They are true facts. Trufax even.

First hand experience.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

...You do know we speak English, don't you?

[Seperates]

It's ok. We're all going to a place worse than hell, when the Dread Lord comes back.

Thank the Squiggle for that!

Mmhmm...

[Jetan]

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

...You do know we speak English, don't you?

Yes. But english is not my native language. I'm finnish.

[Chestaan]

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

Don't worry, your grasp of English seems decent and most of us rarely speak Irish.

[Northwest Slobovia]

I read that as No testicle porn...

I'm going to hell right?

It's ok. We're all going to a place worse than hell, when the Dread Lord comes back.

Look to the sky, way up on high.
There in the night stars now are right.
Eons have passed; now then at last, prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
They will return! Mankind will learn new kinds of fear when they are here!

--"The Carol of the Old Ones", to the tune of "The Carol of the Bells".

[Jetan]

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

Don't worry, your grasp of English seems decent and most of us rarely speak Irish.

Yeah, I write, read and comprehend well enough. But when speaking? See the mouse reference.

[The Blaatschapen]

Go to Ireland and wear a hoodie.
*nods*

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

With a foreign language you have an excuse.

[Ethel mermania]

I believe the quote is "Tragedy is Comedy in the First Person."

I think there's lots of quotes. Mel Brooks prolly has my favorite. It involves manholes. Hehe. Manholes...

tragedy, is when i get a paper cut
comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.

[Jetan]

Being akward on your own language is one thing, I can't fathom what levels of akwardness I'd rise to if I actually tried this in foreign language...

With a foreign language you have an excuse.

True. Using that one runs the risk of becoming "the stupid foreigner" though.

[Laerod]

I think there's lots of quotes. Mel Brooks prolly has my favorite. It involves manholes. Hehe. Manholes...

tragedy, is when i get a paper cut
comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.

That's the one.

With a foreign language you have an excuse.

True. Using that one runs the risk of becoming "the stupid foreigner" though.

Or the "cute foreign accent".

[The Blaatschapen]

Or the "cute foreign accent".

People told me that I sound a bit British. In both my English and my Dutch(native tongue). Should I start pretending to be a foreigner in my own country in order to pull off the "cute foreign accent"?

[Laerod]

Or the "cute foreign accent".

People told me that I sound a bit British. In both my English and my Dutch(native tongue). Should I start pretending to be a foreigner in my own country in order to pull off the "cute foreign accent"?

I've managed to pull a semi-convincing Irish accent once. Really, having more than one is always a plus.

[Jetan]

True. Using that one runs the risk of becoming "the stupid foreigner" though.

Or the "cute foreign accent".

Also true. This is getting complicated.