The war on Christmas

[The Emerald Dawn]

So could I. Don't have a decent Indian place near me. Downtown, maybe but parking is a pain and expensive.

I think I have a box of Samoas hidden away somewhere.

That's the sad thing about living in America. Back home in the UK the Indian was much much better than over here.

"Authentic (insert nationality) Cuisine" is code for "We once had a man who claimed ancestry from somewhere near there in our restaurant once".

[Neo Art]

That's the sad thing about living in America. Back home in the UK the Indian was much much better than over here.

"Authentic (insert nationality) Cuisine" is code for "We once had a man who claimed ancestry from somewhere near there in our restaurant once".

Hah, not in my neighborhood. It's so authentic I end up having to yell into the phone when I want take out. RED. CHICKEN. CURRY. EXTRA. RICE. THANK. YOU.

[The Emerald Dawn]

"Authentic (insert nationality) Cuisine" is code for "We once had a man who claimed ancestry from somewhere near there in our restaurant once".

Hah, not in my neighborhood. It's so authentic I end up having to yell into the phone when I want take out. RED. CHICKEN. CURRY. EXTRA. RICE. THANK. YOU.

Man, that's brutal. I end up speaking more Spanish than Mandarin at my local Chinese restaurant.

[The Realm of God]

That's the sad thing about living in America. Back home in the UK the Indian was much much better than over here.

"Authentic (insert nationality) Cuisine" is code for "We once had a man who claimed ancestry from somewhere near there in our restaurant once".

Not far from the truth, you need to go to the ends of the earth to find a good phall with garlic rice, saag aloo, pashwari naan and onion baji.

However they do there own food, splendidly.

[ALMF]

This year I'm deploying my elite guard of Commando Santas.... we are once and for all going to win this war on Christmas.

I have no issue with people wanting to use Happy Holidays.... big deal. That's fine. I have no idea why conservatives get their panties in a bunch on the whole thing.

"Happy Holidays!"
"IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HEATHEN BASTARD!"
"I was including Happy New Years in there, you ignorant fuck. But now that I'm actually seeing how inconsiderate you are, I'm rescinding my well wishes and instead hoping that someone gifts you with herpes."

[Neo Art]

"Happy Holidays!"
"IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HEATHEN BASTARD!"
"I was including Happy New Years in there, you ignorant fuck. But now that I'm actually seeing how inconsiderate you are, I'm rescinding my well wishes and instead hoping that someone gifts you with herpes."

And a happy homesexual anal sex day to you and your male life partner as well.

[ALMF]

And a happy homesexual anal sex day to you and your male life partner as well.

Amusing but factually deficient.

[Neo Art]

And a happy homesexual anal sex day to you and your male life partner as well.

Amusing but factually deficient.

*sigh* nobody understands me.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Amusing but factually deficient.

*sigh* nobody understands me.

Well, once you're dead people will grow to appreciate you. That's the problem with art.

[Ifreann]

This is 30 pages of "There is no War on Christmas", right? I'd hate to think I was missing something.

[The Emerald Dawn]

This is 30 pages of "There is no War on Christmas", right? I'd hate to think I was missing something.

There was a page or two of Abatael defending Christmas-krieg, and one Serbian git saying that in the early Otts there was an assault with machineguns, but yeah. Basically.

[Immoren]

There ain't such thing pal.

[Imsogone]

Oh, please don't. If you do we'll have everyone screaming about Yule and trees and logs and those fucking thieving Christians. Or at least wait until, like, the Ides of December. That'll be close enough to the Saturnalia that I won't care. Much.

Where's my samosa?

Between your legs.

[Copenhagen Metropolis]

Just like Islam is a Muslim's religion and Christianity is a Christian's religion, wouldn't you say that Eid is a Muslim's holiday and Christmas is a Christian's holiday...?

Straw man. I'm saying he doesn't own that particular day. (...) I don't celebrate it, therefore it's not my holiday.

Straw man. I never said he owned that particular day, nor that it was your holiday.

No.

Fantastic argument.

Well, stupid and simplified assumptions get stupid and simplified responses. The beauty of it, is that it's still a fantastic argument.

[Cannot think of a name]

Hah, not in my neighborhood. It's so authentic I end up having to yell into the phone when I want take out. RED. CHICKEN. CURRY. EXTRA. RICE. THANK. YOU.

Man, that's brutal. I end up speaking more Spanish than Mandarin at my local Chinese restaurant.

That's madness. Where I'm from, Mexicans run Mexican restaurants, Chinese people run Chinese restaurants, etc.

Which I thought was the norm until I traveled and went into a Chinese restaurant and there were a bunch of white guys working there...I had that uncomfortable moment with my world view while I was going, "What the fuck is with all these crackers?" In the last place I lived I got these awesome chimichangas by a little Mexican woman who called everyone "Guapo", which as a fan of The Three Amigos delighted me to no end. Plus, chimichangas. They're like burritos with superpowers. Yay living in culturally diverse areas with lots of immigration. Delicious and varied food.

[Farnhamia]

Man, that's brutal. I end up speaking more Spanish than Mandarin at my local Chinese restaurant.

That's madness. Where I'm from, Mexicans run Mexican restaurants, Chinese people run Chinese restaurants, etc.

Which I thought was the norm until I traveled and went into a Chinese restaurant and there were a bunch of white guys working there...I had that uncomfortable moment with my world view while I was going, "What the fuck is with all these crackers?" In the last place I lived I got these awesome chimichangas by a little Mexican woman who called everyone "Guapo", which as a fan of The Three Amigos delighted me to no end. Plus, chimichangas. They're like burritos with superpowers. Yay living in culturally diverse areas with lots of immigration. Delicious and varied food.

There used to be a Mexican-East Indian restaurant in Greenwich Village in NYC. The medium chili was ... incandescent.

[Ethel mermania]

That's the sad thing about living in America. Back home in the UK the Indian was much much better than over here.

"Authentic (insert nationality) Cuisine" is code for "We once had a man who claimed ancestry from somewhere near there in our restaurant once".

i got about 20 indian restaurants that will blow your doors off. we ate in a place yesterday that was fantastic.

[Ethel mermania]

"Authentic (insert nationality) Cuisine" is code for "We once had a man who claimed ancestry from somewhere near there in our restaurant once".

Not far from the truth, you need to go to the ends of the earth to find a good phall with garlic rice, saag aloo, pashwari naan and onion baji.

However they do there own food, splendidly.

or 37th ave and 75th street in queens.

[Elmo Logic]

So could I. Don't have a decent Indian place near me. Downtown, maybe but parking is a pain and expensive.

I think I have a box of Samoas hidden away somewhere.

That's the sad thing about living in America. Back home in the UK the Indian was much much better than over here.

I think that was one of the lyrics that James Brown rejected

[Farnhamia]

Not far from the truth, you need to go to the ends of the earth to find a good phall with garlic rice, saag aloo, pashwari naan and onion baji.

However they do there own food, splendidly.

or 37th ave and 75th street in queens.

East 6th St in Manhattan used to have a few good Indian places, too.

[Ethel mermania]

or 37th ave and 75th street in queens.

East 6th St in Manhattan used to have a few good Indian places, too.

still does, but like little italy its a little touristy, the neighborhoods where the folks live have the better food and are much cheaper. though the italian restaurants in little italy are really good, and chinatown you can find dives that are spectacular.

now i am hungry again

[The Emerald Dawn]

That's madness. Where I'm from, Mexicans run Mexican restaurants, Chinese people run Chinese restaurants, etc.

Which I thought was the norm until I traveled and went into a Chinese restaurant and there were a bunch of white guys working there...I had that uncomfortable moment with my world view while I was going, "What the fuck is with all these crackers?" In the last place I lived I got these awesome chimichangas by a little Mexican woman who called everyone "Guapo", which as a fan of The Three Amigos delighted me to no end. Plus, chimichangas. They're like burritos with superpowers. Yay living in culturally diverse areas with lots of immigration. Delicious and varied food.

There used to be a Mexican-East Indian restaurant in Greenwich Village in NYC. The medium chili was ... incandescent.

The only location nearby where the "Authentic" label shines is a German restaurant. It's run by a family from Straussberg, and they make beer sausage that cannot be beat.

[The Realm of God]

That's the sad thing about living in America. Back home in the UK the Indian was much much better than over here.

I think that was one of the lyrics that James Brown rejected

Well I would reject all his lyrics, but your point.

[Ethel mermania]

I think that was one of the lyrics that James Brown rejected

Well I would reject all his lyrics, but your point.

huh,
he was the hardest working man in show bisiness and the god father of soul

[The Realm of God]

Well I would reject all his lyrics, but your point.

huh,
he was the hardest working man in show bisiness and the god father of soul

Elmo must have made a typo when trying to type James BLUNT.