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The longest relationship I've been in was 7 months, give or take. Followed by 5, and then 4 months. The shortest one I had was a little more than 1 month.

Currently single, but with my eye on several people, though I'm not closed to the possibility of getting with somebody I don't currently have my eye on.

Never been in one. Most girls don't appeal to me that much - especially back in high school, that I just got out of.
I currently have a desperate crush on a girl in some of my classes who has a boyfriend already. She's pretty amazing.
And you know what's the worst part?
I think she might kinda like me too. Which gives me just enough hope to avoid crying myself to sleep, but not enough to actually, you know, give me a real chance anytime soon.
Maybe if I cut my ear off...?
I don't really get the whole "relationship" thing that well, really.

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:Never been in one. Most girls don't appeal to me that much - especially back in high school, that I just got out of.
I currently have a desperate crush on a girl in some of my classes who has a boyfriend already. She's pretty amazing.
And you know what's the worst part?
I think she might kinda like me too. Which gives me just enough hope to avoid crying myself to sleep, but not enough to actually, you know, give me a real chance anytime soon.
Maybe if I cut my ear off...?
I don't really get the whole "relationship" thing that well, really.

Have you talked to her about any of this?

To be honest - I can't remember.

Czechanada wrote:You always have Captain Mira if she dumps that Kasrkin.

Lieutenant.

Stronbollia wrote:I would like to take a little break from the world of politics and like to connect with all of you on a personal level for a little bit.I am currently in a relationship thats about the month and a half right now. The longest relationship I've ever had was 1 year. To stabilize my relationships I am very nice to the girl, supportive, caring, etc. But I have problems being dominant and have trouble at times showing how I truly feel for her. I am curious to see what your guys longest relationship was and what strategies do you use to keep it stable?

My longest relationship is 21 years and counting...

I've been on a few dates in my day, but I've never actually been in a steady relationship with anyone…yet.

Partially on my own accord because I think 99% of people at this particular school are idiots.

I haven't really dated on my school because no-one peaks my interest also everyone is a jerk in my public school. I did have a crush on a boy during my primary school years, but I don't have a crush on him anymore.

I do have a long-distance relationship of about 7 months coming on right now though.

My longest relationship was about 2 hours. And that's if you can even count hooking up with a random chick at a bar as a relationship...

I'm a lone Wolf.Never had a date, or a kiss or anything. But there will always be a gold digger who'll do anything for money.

Just celebrated my 5 year wedding anniversary.

Potlimitomaha wrote:I'm a lone Wolf.Never had a date, or a kiss or anything. But there will always be a gold digger who'll do anything for money.

With an attitude like that, I'm not surprised everybody finds you so resistible.

Lancaster of Wessex wrote:Just celebrated my 5 year wedding anniversary.

Congrats!

Erickan wrote:

Lancaster of Wessex wrote:Just celebrated my 5 year wedding anniversary.

Congrats!

Thank you kindly!

Lancaster of Wessex wrote:

Erickan wrote:Congrats!

Thank you kindly!

You are certainly welcome.

"Relationships" are a social construction created by the patriarchy to enslave woymen to men so that they can break her down to a vulnerable state by playing with her delicate more highly developed emotions. Women are like elephants, they never forget. So the next time you see a girl in the bar that's knocking back those half off cheap drinks you've been using the money from your job that oppresses you in our patriarchal cis-gender classist hierarchical society job to pay for think long and hard. Think about how she's playing the game of life on the big boss nightmare mode missing one eye with her right arm*1 infected with a parasitic virus that's slowly pulling it apart like a marxist psycho-analytical deconstruction on the latest block buster movie.

1* I'm aware our society oppresses people who are left hand dominated and it could just as well be her left arm but I shortened it to right arm so that my uplifting prose would flow better into the minds of all oppressors who read it.

Million Dollar Extreme wrote:"Relationships" are a social construction created by the patriarchy to enslave woymen to men so that they can break her down to a vulnerable state by playing with her delicate more highly developed emotions. Women are like elephants, they never forget. So the next time you see a girl in the bar that's knocking back those half off cheap drinks you've been using the money from your job that oppresses you in our patriarchal cis-gender classist hierarchical society job to pay for think long and hard. Think about how she's playing the game of life on the big boss nightmare mode missing one eye with her right arm*1 infected with a parasitic virus that's slowly pulling it apart like a marxist psycho-analytical deconstruction on the latest block buster movie.

1* I'm aware our society oppresses people who are left hand dominated and it could just as well be her left arm but I shortened it to right arm so that my uplifting prose would flow better into the minds of all oppressors who read it.

Slightly Amusing. 6/10, might recommend to a friend.

Galloism wrote:

Million Dollar Extreme wrote:"Relationships" are a social construction created by the patriarchy to enslave woymen to men so that they can break her down to a vulnerable state by playing with her delicate more highly developed emotions. Women are like elephants, they never forget. So the next time you see a girl in the bar that's knocking back those half off cheap drinks you've been using the money from your job that oppresses you in our patriarchal cis-gender classist hierarchical society job to pay for think long and hard. Think about how she's playing the game of life on the big boss nightmare mode missing one eye with her right arm*1 infected with a parasitic virus that's slowly pulling it apart like a marxist psycho-analytical deconstruction on the latest block buster movie.

1* I'm aware our society oppresses people who are left hand dominated and it could just as well be her left arm but I shortened it to right arm so that my uplifting prose would flow better into the minds of all oppressors who read it.

Slightly Amusing. 6/10, might recommend to a friend.

I am asking you kindly to refrain from oppressing people(HUMAN BEINGS) in this discussion with your internet social connectivity privilege by use of memes. Not everyone can go on obscure and dangerous websites like 9gag or reddit, which could bring up previous offensive situations and cause serious mental trauma. Even if you can't see the scars, mental damage is real, the scars are in their mind and they're real.

Million Dollar Extreme wrote:

Galloism wrote:
Slightly Amusing. 6/10, might recommend to a friend.

I am asking you kindly to re-frame from oppressing people(HUMAN BEINGS) in this discussion with your internet social connectivity privilege by use of memes. Not everyone can go on obscure and dangerous websites like 9gag or reddit, which could bring up previous offensive situations and cause serious mental trauma. Even if you can't see the scars, mental damage is real, the scars are in their mind and they're real.

2/10. It's like how Jurrassic Park II was lame compared to the original.

Real life, none. Internet... what, four days?

Galloism wrote:

Million Dollar Extreme wrote:
I am asking you kindly to re-frame from oppressing people(HUMAN BEINGS) in this discussion with your internet social connectivity privilege by use of memes. Not everyone can go on obscure and dangerous websites like 9gag or reddit, which could bring up previous offensive situations and cause serious mental trauma. Even if you can't see the scars, mental damage is real, the scars are in their mind and they're real.

2/10. It's like how Jurrassic Park II was lame compared to the original.

I didn't want to have to do this but I'm reporting your egregious emotional terrorism and addiction to oppressive assaults me and other vulnerable people to the FBI.

http://puu.sh/1vFWj

Million Dollar Extreme wrote:I didn't want to have to do this but I'm reporting your egregious emotional terrorism and addiction to oppressive assaults me and other vulnerable people to the FBI.

http://puu.sh/1vFWj

5/10. I laughed a little.

Galloism wrote:

Million Dollar Extreme wrote:"Relationships" are a social construction created by the patriarchy to enslave woymen to men so that they can break her down to a vulnerable state by playing with her delicate more highly developed emotions. Women are like elephants, they never forget. So the next time you see a girl in the bar that's knocking back those half off cheap drinks you've been using the money from your job that oppresses you in our patriarchal cis-gender classist hierarchical society job to pay for think long and hard. Think about how she's playing the game of life on the big boss nightmare mode missing one eye with her right arm*1 infected with a parasitic virus that's slowly pulling it apart like a marxist psycho-analytical deconstruction on the latest block buster movie.

1* I'm aware our society oppresses people who are left hand dominated and it could just as well be her left arm but I shortened it to right arm so that my uplifting prose would flow better into the minds of all oppressors who read it.

Slightly Amusing. 6/10, might recommend to a friend.

Really? 6/10? You're way too generous.

Grenartia wrote:

The Tiger Kingdom wrote:Never been in one. Most girls don't appeal to me that much - especially back in high school, that I just got out of.
I currently have a desperate crush on a girl in some of my classes who has a boyfriend already. She's pretty amazing.
And you know what's the worst part?
I think she might kinda like me too. Which gives me just enough hope to avoid crying myself to sleep, but not enough to actually, you know, give me a real chance anytime soon.
Maybe if I cut my ear off...?
I don't really get the whole "relationship" thing that well, really.

Have you talked to her about any of this?

No, I can't see that ending too well, at least not right now. She does actually have a boyfriend already, after all, even if he doesn't seem to be around too much. It would essentially make everything superbly awkward atm.
If she breaks up with him (hope against hope!), then things might change. As for now, I can only attempt very subtle schemes.
And oh, I have schemes.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:My current relationship. Going on 3 and a half years.

Gallo forgot the half year; you'd better throw something at him.