Swedish woman charged with having sex with a skeleton.

[Kleomentia]

Well, at least there's a lover who's always hard.

This will be a fun thread to read through.

[Galloism]

WHat the fuck! I mean really, that is all I can say. What the fuck is this! Who the fuck would do this!

A woman in Sweden?

[Silent Majority]

How does a woman have sex with a skeleton?


Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

[Galloism]

How does a woman have sex with a skeleton?


Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

I'm sure you can figure it out with a little bit of imagination.

[Kleomentia]

She violated a dead person for Christ's sake...

I believe a more accurate term would be "A dead person violated her."

Perhaps her excuse is that the skeleton was flirting with her? Or maybe he raped her.

[Finaora]

She's got skeletons in her closet

I couldn't resist it

[Kleomentia]

How does a woman have sex with a skeleton?


Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Good answer.

[Centoria]

Well, since I honestly doubt Sweden has laws for women conducting sexual activities with mr.bonejangles, I'm sure they should sentence her to a mental asylum. I mean cmon, this is harley quinn shit here. Throw her ass in an insane asylum and let us all forget about the weird orgies with skeletons shit and burn the pictures and tapes. Nasty.

[Raeyh]

It's a property rights issue.
The corpse is either the property of the nearest relative, or the church.
It's weird for someone to run up to one of your inanimate objects and start having sex with it, but beyond perhaps a fine to cover cleaning costs and emotional distress, no further action should be taken. Dogs get away with raping actual living peoples legs.

Corpse desecration should be a separate crime in and of itself, much like killing someone's pet dog who likes humping things is a separate offense than mere property damage (animal cruelty).

[Wisconsin9]

Well, since I honestly doubt Sweden has laws for women conducting sexual activities with mr.bonejangles, I'm sure they should sentence her to a mental asylum. I mean cmon, this is harley quinn shit here. Throw her ass in an insane asylum and let us all forget about the weird orgies with skeletons shit and burn the pictures and tapes. Nasty.

Last time I checked having a weird fetish wasn't illegal unless you're living in Iran or somesuch.

[Kleomentia]

Well, since I honestly doubt Sweden has laws for women conducting sexual activities with mr.bonejangles, I'm sure they should sentence her to a mental asylum. I mean cmon, this is harley quinn shit here. Throw her ass in an insane asylum and let us all forget about the weird orgies with skeletons shit and burn the pictures and tapes. Nasty.

Last time I checked having a weird fetish wasn't illegal unless you're living in Iran or somesuch.

Im sure you'll reconsider after you see the tape. If there is one.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

It'll be sad when their relationship starts to crumble ):

[The God-Realm]

This is hot.

But yeah, it's kinda ridiculous that she is going to jail.

[Liriena]

I believe a more accurate term would be "A dead person violated her."

Perhaps her excuse is that the skeleton was flirting with her? Or maybe he raped her.

Skeleton pleads not guilty by reason of mental disability. He didn't have a brain to tell him it was wrong.

[Ostroeuropa]

It's a property rights issue.
The corpse is either the property of the nearest relative, or the church.
It's weird for someone to run up to one of your inanimate objects and start having sex with it, but beyond perhaps a fine to cover cleaning costs and emotional distress, no further action should be taken. Dogs get away with raping actual living peoples legs.

Corpse desecration should be a separate crime in and of itself, much like killing someone's pet dog who likes humping things is a separate offense than mere property damage (animal cruelty).

I don't see why. It's just a body. Without the mind in it, it's completely inanimate. It's pretty gross but then I find all kinds of things gross, it isn't my job to regulate peoples sex lives provided everyone involved is consenting.
Clearly here, the owner of the corpse either consented, or the property was stolen.
It isn't a rape, it's a theft.
If I steal your car and then have sex with it, the only crime i've commited is car theft.
...
and possibly indecent exposure.

[The Addams Family]

She's a Addams!!

[Kleomentia]

Perhaps her excuse is that the skeleton was flirting with her? Or maybe he raped her.

Skeleton pleads not guilty by reason of mental disability. He didn't have a brain to tell him it was wrong.

Oh the ol' "incompetent to stand trial" trick. This guy's good.

[Manisdog]

they should just lock her up in a lunatics asylum

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

This is hot.

But yeah, it's kinda ridiculous that she is going to jail.

Amen

[CoolLand]

WHat the fuck! I mean really, that is all I can say. What the fuck is this! Who the fuck would do this!

A woman in Sweden?

Well you know what they say about the Swedish and their certain appetites...

[Galloism]

This is hot.

But yeah, it's kinda ridiculous that she is going to jail.

Amen

Only if it just came out of the crematorium.

[Kleomentia]

This is hot.

But yeah, it's kinda ridiculous that she is going to jail.

Hot? I find it hard(no pun intended) to agree that this is hot.

[Liriena]

A woman in Sweden?

Well you know what they say about the Swedish and their certain appetites...

Tonight, on Fox News: "See? This is what happens when a country has universal healthcare, high taxes and gay marriage!"

[Raeyh]

Corpse desecration should be a separate crime in and of itself, much like killing someone's pet dog who likes humping things is a separate offense than mere property damage (animal cruelty).

I don't see why. It's just a body. Without the mind in it, it's completely inanimate. It's pretty gross but then I find all kinds of things gross, it isn't my job to regulate peoples sex lives provided everyone involved is consenting.
Clearly here, the owner of the corpse either consented, or the property was stolen.
It isn't a rape, it's a theft.
If I steal your car and then have sex with it, the only crime i've commited is car theft.
...
and possibly indecent exposure.

It was a body that was alive at one time, and society shouldn't ignore a man's rights simply because he is no longer alive. I certainly wouldn't want anyone messing around with my body unless I give them permission before I die. Like the organ donation people, for example.

[Ostroeuropa]

If someone used hair i'd cut off to masturbate with i'd give literally no shits.
Well ok, i'd be a bit weirded out, but not too much provided they stay away from me.
This is practically the same thing. This is bodily waste, not a body.

Do you consider it equal to necrophilia for someone to steal hair from a barber shop and use it for sexual activities?