A joke...regarding a fictional character who becomes temporarily Brain-Dead after an accident. Anubis is about to weigh her heart with a feather and she fears eternal damnation and asks for a heavier object...but is saved by a Japanese bureaucrat saying that she should go to "Japanese Heaven"...which is actually a bureaucratic office in a copy of the Real World where she has to get a job to sustain herself. She goes back to her own body and wakes up later on.
It'd be heaven if heaven was like that.








