And Here We Go: Presidential Election Day 2012

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Its official, Romney has gone from beaten to FUCKING CRUSHED.

Not even funny or exciting, I'm in actual awe.

Good fucking job Obama, for all the shit you went through, you just trolled the entire nation.

Even Nate fucking Silver might be wrong.

... I think our definition of the word "crushed" is different.

But I have a feeling that I'm going to need to sleep some to find out by how much.

[Norstal]

So...who's planning to go to Colorado?

We've got legal weed. That pays for schools.

Colorado is paradise.

As long as it's not a bad trip.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

So do we, it's just called Medical Marijuana

I kid, I kid

But does it pay for children to learn?

Is our children learning?

Dunno.

[Gaveo]

Weed! Weed! At last, sweet marijuana is miiiine!

Don't make fun of me! Some of us had to stay sober and stuff to do all that moddy stuff! (And sadly, though getting totally plastered sounds awfully nice, I fear I'll only be nursing this one cider for the next several hours.)

Though, I have gotta say, NSG, I have been very pleasantly surprised with your collective behavior today so far. Yeah, we had a flurry of warns and banhammer beatings early on, and the occasional one throughout the evening, but overall you guys have been friggin' awesome about not going into a rulebreaking political-fueled rage or anything.

And I'll drink to that!

Yay! No banhammer workout!

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I wish so too but lets face the facts America voted because of Obama's negative campaign.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Its official, Romney has gone from beaten to FUCKING CRUSHED.

Not even funny or exciting, I'm in actual awe.

Good fucking job Obama, for all the shit you went through, you just trolled the entire nation.

Even Nate fucking Silver might be wrong.

... I think our definition of the word "crushed" is different.

But I have a feeling that I'm going to need to sleep some to find out by how much.

It all depended on Ohio.

Now he doesn't even care.

That had to hit right in the balls over there. They were hoping for an upset.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Weed! Weed! At last, sweet marijuana is miiiine!

Don't make fun of me! Some of us had to stay sober and stuff to do all that moddy stuff! (And sadly, though getting totally plastered sounds awfully nice, I fear I'll only be nursing this one cider for the next several hours.)

Though, I have gotta say, NSG, I have been very pleasantly surprised with your collective behavior today so far. Yeah, we had a flurry of warns and banhammer beatings early on, and the occasional one throughout the evening, but overall you guys have been friggin' awesome about not going into a rulebreaking political-fueled rage or anything.

And I'll drink to that!

It's hard to be vindictive when a state just legalised weed and uses the tax to pay for education.

[Liriena]

Its official, Romney has gone from beaten to FUCKING CRUSHED.

Not even funny or exciting, I'm in actual awe.

Good fucking job Obama, for all the shit you went through, you just trolled the entire nation.

Even Nate fucking Silver might be wrong.

Seriously...all these past four years...all the smear campaigns...all the bullcrap from Fox News...all the tantrums the GOP threw to keep him from doing his job...and he still wins with ease!

...maybe Fred Phelps was right....maybe Obama is some sort of supernatural being like the anti-Christ

[Shofercia]

Yay, voter fraud and four more shitty years of communism.

America fuck yeah.

You're calling voter fraud before the votes are counted?

[Napkiraly]

Wait, so Obama has lost Ohio? Sorry my internet crashed and now I can't get onto CNN or NBC.

[AiliailiA]

Obama hasn't claimed victory yet has he?

Maybe he forgot to write a victory speech

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There seems to be a scratch on that record. Consider going digital.

[Silent Majority]

Its official, Romney has gone from beaten to FUCKING CRUSHED.

And it looks like Maryland and Maine legalised marriage equality, too.

:yay:

And Washington

[Vitaphone Racing]

Obama! I'll drink to that!

[New England and The Maritimes]

NY Times has Obama in the lead with Lucas County only 12% called and Cleveland only 88%.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Wait, so Obama has lost Ohio? Sorry my internet crashed and now I can't get onto CNN or NBC.

Under contest right now, but he won anyway. He doesn't need Ohio.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

We've got legal weed. That pays for schools.

Colorado is paradise.

As long as it's not a bad trip.

We're planning on getting you so high, you will barely remember.

Come to think of it, CO is also one of the drunkest states in the Union.

We like our detrimental substances.

[Grave_n_idle]

Yay, voter fraud and four more shitty years of communism.

America fuck yeah.

Posts like this are just silly.

[Miami Shores]

Update: CNN just reported President Obama has taken the lead in the populart vote.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

... I think our definition of the word "crushed" is different.

But I have a feeling that I'm going to need to sleep some to find out by how much.

It all depended on Ohio.

Now he doesn't even care.

That had to hit right in the balls over there. They were hoping for an upset.

The total percentage points separating Ohio, Florida and Virginia is 3.

That's a close shave. (Barbasol)

[Farnhamia]

Long Island Iced Tea, surely.

In a hurricane glass.

Good one.

Watching MSNBC, their reporter at Romney HQ says there's general confusion there. First Romney would speak in maybe 15 minutes, maybe an hour. Then John McCain was going to speak. Then Ryan was coming to wherever HQ is, but then he went back.

[Liriena]

Yay, voter fraud and four more shitty years of communism.

good fucking job america

Nice try...but I'm too happy to be outraged by that inane comment.

In one night, the US got rid of Romney, Akin, Mourdock...hell, even gay marriage got legalized in a couple of states! In one night, I got to see Fox News utterly humilliated!

[Enadail]

Yay, voter fraud and four more shitty years of communism.

good fucking job america

You have no idea what communism is, do you?

[Individuality-ness]

Weed! Weed! At last, sweet marijuana is miiiine!

Don't make fun of me! Some of us had to stay sober and stuff to do all that moddy stuff! (And sadly, though getting totally plastered sounds awfully nice, I fear I'll only be nursing this one cider for the next several hours.)

Though, I have gotta say, NSG, I have been very pleasantly surprised with your collective behavior today so far. Yeah, we had a flurry of warns and banhammer beatings early on, and the occasional one throughout the evening, but overall you guys have been friggin' awesome about not going into a rulebreaking political-fueled rage or anything.

And I'll drink to that!

*holds up glass of water* Cheers!

[Shofercia]

Update: CNN just reported President Obama has taken the lead in the populart vote.

And I predict him taking the popular vote by over 550,000 votes. That's such an obvious prediction though.

[Miami Shores]

Yay, voter fraud and four more shitty years of communism.

America fuck yeah.

Posts like this are just silly.

Not silly Im going back to cuba on a raft, across 90 miles of shark infested waters.

[Cannot think of a name]

Obama hasn't claimed victory yet has he?

Maybe he forgot to write a victory speech

It's traditional to wait for the opponent to concede. Apparently, breaking this tradition might make Chris Mathews cry...he's been very emotional about it all night.