Favorite Bible Verse

[DogDoo 7]

What is your favorite verse from your holy book of choice? Mine is Deuteronomy 25:11-12. From the NIV,

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there.

[Ovisterra]

You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there.

Really? So everything written down is true?

[Divair]

You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there.

Really? So everything written down is true?

'I'm the ruler of the universe'.

I win.

[Ovisterra]

Really? So everything written down is true?

'I'm the ruler of the universe'.

I win.

"I usurp Divair's position"

[DogDoo 7]

You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there.

Really? So everything written down is true?

No, but apparently nutgrabbing during fights was in vogue.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Really? So everything written down is true?

'I'm the ruler of the universe'.

I win.

that entire x begat y etc etc thing...buncha fuckers...

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Ezekiel 23:20.

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

I think Ezekiel had some unresolved issues, personally.

[Ovisterra]

Really? So everything written down is true?

No, but apparently nutgrabbing during fights was in vogue.

How do you know?

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

No, but apparently nutgrabbing during fights was in vogue.

How do you know?

Ask Farn, she was probably there.

[The Realm of God]

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

John 3:16 NIV 1984



35 As he drew near to Jericho, a blind man was sitting by the roadside begging. 36 And hearing a crowd going by, he inquired what this meant. 37 They told him, “Jesus of Nazareth is passing by.” 38 And he cried out, “Jesus, Son of David, have mercy on me!” 39 And those who were in front rebuked him, telling him to be silent. But he cried out all the more, “Son of David, have mercy on me!” 40 And Jesus stopped and commanded him to be brought to him. And when he came near, he asked him, 41 “What do you want me to do for you?” He said, “Lord, let me recover my sight.” 42 And Jesus said to him, “Recover your sight; your faith has made you well.” 43 And immediately he recovered his sight and followed him, glorifying God. And all the people, when they saw it, gave praise to God.

Luke 18:35-43

English Standard Version (ESV)

[Tyrants]

2 Kings 23-24

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

[DogDoo 7]

No, but apparently nutgrabbing during fights was in vogue.

How do you know?

because it happened often enough for them to make a fucking law prohibiting it.

[Divair]

'I'm the ruler of the universe'.

I win.

"I usurp Divair's position"

"I take back my position"


And thus begins an infinite cycle.

[Fartsniffage]

"Though I fly through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil. For I am at 80,000 feet and climbing"

[Ovisterra]

How do you know?

because it happened often enough for them to make a fucking law prohibiting it.

Excuse me if I'm not totally convinced of the Bible's ability to report events accurately.

How do you know?

Ask Farn, she was probably there.

Good point.

[Ovisterra]

"Though I fly through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil. For I am at 80,000 feet and climbing"

I'm not sure that was from the Bible.

An awesome quote nevertheless, and one of my favourites.

"I usurp Divair's position"

"I take back my position"


And thus begins an infinite cycle.

How about we rule jointly?

[Divair]

How about we rule jointly?

I'm OK with this.

[Ovisterra]

How about we rule jointly?

I'm OK with this.

The universe is gonna be awesome.

[Evil Lord Bane]

"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal is to be put to death.
If a thief is caught in the act of housebreaking and beaten to death, there is no bloodguilt involved."
Exodus 22:18 - 22:22

Along with...
From the Ten Commandments
#6 "Thou shall not murder."

Ok, which way do we handle this? Do we kill the poeple listed above or not?

[Mavorpen]

Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

[Vetalia]

Excuse me if I'm not totally convinced of the Bible's ability to report events accurately.

Yeah, but that's a pretty specific rule...not something you think of on a day-to-day basis when compiling a legal code.

[Ovisterra]

Excuse me if I'm not totally convinced of the Bible's ability to report events accurately.

Yeah, but that's a pretty specific rule...not something you think of on a day-to-day basis when compiling a legal code.

Perhaps.

I don't actually doubt that it happened. It probably did. But "You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there." is utter crap and had to be addressed.

[Samuraikoku]

"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity.

They are my Space Marines ...

... And they shall know no fear."

*nods*

[DogDoo 7]

Yeah, but that's a pretty specific rule...not something you think of on a day-to-day basis when compiling a legal code.

Perhaps.

I don't actually doubt that it happened. It probably did. But "You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there." is utter crap and had to be addressed.

why did it have to be addressed? why couldn't i have been referring to this specific verse?

[Ovisterra]

Perhaps.

I don't actually doubt that it happened. It probably did. But "You know this actually had to have happened or it wouldn't be there." is utter crap and had to be addressed.

why did it have to be addressed? why couldn't i have been referring to this specific verse?

Because the way you stated it communicated that you thought it was a rule.

"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity.

They are my Space Marines ...

... And they shall know no fear."

*nods*

What did I tell you about reading the Space Marine Codex instead of the Bible?