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Is this a wise use of public money? What is this official fascination all about? (2 votes)

1. This is a waste of public money.
11
13%
2. This is not a waste of public money.
4
5%
3. This is somewhat wasteful but also can be justified to some extent.
9
10%
4. It's fun, so what.
12
14%
5. This is a pathetic plea for attention.
2
2%
6. This is a pathetic attempt to look hip and interesting.
6
7%
7. Terrorism must not be sufficiently exciting in and of itself any more.
4
5%
8. This is a serious exercise with a little bit of reasonable entertainment mixed in.
19
22%
9. Maybe the government knows something we don't?
10
11%
10. Will captured zombies be taken to Guantanamo?
10
11%
 
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San Diego zombie attack

Postby Pope Joan » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:07 am

http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworl ... ion28.html

Julie Watson, Associated Press



"Hundreds of military, law enforcement and medical personnel will observe the Hollywood-style production of a zombie attack as part of their emergency response training.

" 'This is a very real exercise; this is not some type of big costume party,' said Brad Barker, president of Halo Corp, a security firm hosting the Oct. 31 training demonstration during the summit at a 44-acre Paradise Point Resort island on a San Diego bay."

"Halo" Corp? ORLY? Is this some sort of spoof? Is it the inevitable result of the military training recruits to overcome their aversion to killing by exposing them to hundreds of hours of point-and-shoot games?

Why zombies and not plain old garden variety terrorists?

"Called "Zombie Apocalypse," the exercise follows the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's campaign launched last year that urged Americans to get ready for a zombie apocalypse, as part of a catchy, public health message about the importance of emergency preparedness.

The Homeland Security Department jumped on board last month, telling citizens if they're prepared for a zombie attack, they'll be ready for real-life disasters like a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack....

The five-day Halo counterterrorism summit is an approved training event by the Homeland Security Grant Program and the Urban Areas Security Initiative, which provide funds"

I say this is a waste of money.

I say our government is using our fascination with zombies to try to make itself look relevant, and just to get some attention.

What do you say?
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Postby Samuraikoku » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:09 am

If you really want to fight zombies, you only need one person.

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Postby Der Nordland » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:09 am

I think it is kind of a waste of money. But some training is actually getting done + its an interesting PR campaign
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Postby Khadgar » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:10 am

Samuraikoku wrote:If you really want to fight zombies, you only need one person.



The hell is wrong with that man's arms?

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Postby Farnhamia » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:10 am

Typo in the thread title.
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:11 am

They need brains.
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Postby Das Schmutzige Huhn » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:12 am

I heard that on the radio

Edit: they are actually using Zombies to simulate terrorist/ insurgents because you dont know what they will do plus its Halloween. the zombies is just to celebrate Halloween.

So its really not a zombie attack like you and i think? its not even a zombie attack at all their just for target practice & training.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:14 am

*government issues a "joke" pamphlet telling people what to do in case of zombie attack*

*people start eating other people and not dying when shot*

*military runs zombie killing exercise*
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Postby Agritum » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:14 am

Samuraikoku wrote:If you really want to fight zombies, you only need one person.


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Postby Ifreann » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:15 am

It's a useful training exercise. A zombie outbreak combines a disease epidemic and mass civil unrest. If you're prepared for both of those things happening at once, you're pretty fucking prepared. The gimmick of it doesn't hurt for advertising and raising awareness either.

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Postby Pope Joan » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:16 am

Farnhamia wrote:Typo in the thread title.


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Postby Norstal » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:17 am

Pope Joan wrote:I say this is a waste of money.

I say our government is using our fascination with zombies to try to make itself look relevant, and just to get some attention.

What do you say?

No? It'll help them prepare for things like riots. A zombie scenario does not have to have zombies in it. Substitute zombies with something else.
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Postby Agritum » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:18 am

Norstal wrote:
Pope Joan wrote:I say this is a waste of money.

I say our government is using our fascination with zombies to try to make itself look relevant, and just to get some attention.

What do you say?

No? It'll help them prepare for things like riots. A zombie scenario does not have to have zombies in it. Substitute zombies with something else.

Heck, even different types of zombies, most likely the most human-resembling ones.
There could be an awesome Riot Mod for L4D2, now that I think of it.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:18 am

Oh no, agencies have used something in the zeitgeist to help convey things they feel are important. The horror, the horror...
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:19 am

Cannot think of a name wrote:Oh no, agencies have used something in the zeitgeist to help convey things they feel are important. The horror, the horror...

Next they'll have celebrities telling people the basics of CPR, those bastards.

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Postby Veceria » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:20 am

You never cease to amaze me, America.

Samuraikoku wrote:If you really want to fight zombies, you only need one person.


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Postby Pope Joan » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:24 am

Norstal wrote:
Pope Joan wrote:I say this is a waste of money.

I say our government is using our fascination with zombies to try to make itself look relevant, and just to get some attention.

What do you say?

No? It'll help them prepare for things like riots. A zombie scenario does not have to have zombies in it. Substitute zombies with something else.


I could substitute teabaggers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II21iLtb ... re=related

But that would be too scary, even on Halloween.
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Postby Nuwingland » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:24 am

Zombie is codespeak for "rioter."

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Postby Veceria » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:26 am

Nuwingland wrote:Zombie is codespeak for "rioter."

There are several different words that use 'Zombie' as codespeak word. But yeah, I guess rioter could be one of them.
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:26 am

Nuwingland wrote:Zombie is codespeak for "rioter Teabagger."
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Postby Pope Joan » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:30 am

L Ron Cupboard wrote:
Nuwingland wrote:Zombie is codespeak for "rioter Teabagger."


They certainly could use a good dose of brains.

This is going down tonight, I wonder if there will be video at eleven?
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Postby Nuwingland » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:31 am

L Ron Cupboard wrote:
Nuwingland wrote:Zombie is codespeak for "rioter Teabagger spontaneous movie reviews in Benghazi."

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Postby Cannot think of a name » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:36 am

Ifreann wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:Oh no, agencies have used something in the zeitgeist to help convey things they feel are important. The horror, the horror...

Next they'll have celebrities telling people the basics of CPR, those bastards.

Madness.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:39 am

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Next they'll have celebrities telling people the basics of CPR, those bastards.

Madness.

Someone a bit more current would probably be better, though Madness might appeal to people in a certain demographic.

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Postby Scandza » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:44 am

I would laugh if they were Nazi zombies.

Samuraikoku wrote:If you really want to fight zombies, you only need one person.


He hasn't fought zombies in a long time, nor has Leon. They've been facing mutated freaks of nature.

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