Hurricane Sandy Incoming!

[Fartsniffage]

We down here in the Gulf states are hoping y'all make it through OK, been seeing reports of people via twitter and crackbook discussing plans to loot during and after the storm, if you are not armed, I would suggest arming yourselves, and keep your powder dry.
The only good looter is a dead looter.

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

[Mavorpen]

We down here in the Gulf states are hoping y'all make it through OK, been seeing reports of people via twitter and crackbook discussing plans to loot during and after the storm, if you are not armed, I would suggest arming yourselves, and keep your powder dry.
The only good looter is a dead looter.

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

I can't look at your flag without visualizing it as red stacks of gaseous farts flowing up into the atmosphere.

[Miss Defied]

seaside heights nj is being destroyed.

Yeah the whole Jersey sore shore is being destroyed...

Edit: LOL Freudian?

[Grinning Dragon]

We down here in the Gulf states are hoping y'all make it through OK, been seeing reports of people via twitter and crackbook discussing plans to loot during and after the storm, if you are not armed, I would suggest arming yourselves, and keep your powder dry.
The only good looter is a dead looter.

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

If dickheads didn't loot and had the mentality to think they have the right to someone elses stuff and steal it, there would be no reason to arm oneself, but unfortunately there are dickheads that like to take advantage of people in a time of crisis.

[The Emerald Dawn]

seaside heights nj is being destroyed.

Yeah the whole Jersey sore is being destroyed...

I believe the guidos took care of that some years ago.

[Fartsniffage]

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

I can't look at your flag without visualizing it as red stacks of gaseous farts flowing up into the atmosphere.

Really? I think it looks like seaweed.

[Yewhohohopia]

Looks like catgut to me.

[Mavorpen]

I can't look at your flag without visualizing it as red stacks of gaseous farts flowing up into the atmosphere.

Really? I think it looks like seaweed.

Well, your name doesn't exactly help with my visualization.

[Farnhamia]

We down here in the Gulf states are hoping y'all make it through OK, been seeing reports of people via twitter and crackbook discussing plans to loot during and after the storm, if you are not armed, I would suggest arming yourselves, and keep your powder dry.
The only good looter is a dead looter.

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

And internet tough guys.

[Fartsniffage]

Looks like catgut to me.

Remind me never to buy you a kitten...

[The Emerald Dawn]

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

And internet tough guys.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What ITGs?

[Greed and Death]

We down here in the Gulf states are hoping y'all make it through OK, been seeing reports of people via twitter and crackbook discussing plans to loot during and after the storm, if you are not armed, I would suggest arming yourselves, and keep your powder dry.
The only good looter is a dead looter.

Great, just what this situations needs. Looters and guns.

Sometimes the looters have the guns, though I imgine those on twitter are joking.

[Miss Defied]

I can't look at your flag without visualizing it as red stacks of gaseous farts flowing up into the atmosphere.

Really? I think it looks like seaweed.

Looks like catgut to me.

I thought a tapeworm.

[Miss Defied]

And internet tough guys.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What ITGs?

That is fucking beautiful. "Gorilla warfare". Priceless.

[Yewhohohopia]

Looks like catgut to me.

Remind me never to buy you a kitten...

Or a cow, the actual source of catgut.

[Arokop]

We down here in the Gulf states are hoping y'all make it through OK, been seeing reports of people via twitter and crackbook discussing plans to loot during and after the storm, if you are not armed, I would suggest arming yourselves, and keep your powder dry.
The only good looter is a dead looter.

Unless of course, you are a looter. In that case, the only good looter is you.

[Jagalonia]

I duno....I have an ex named katrina and that hurricane seemed to describe her perfectly....

Stayed wet but was tragically windy?

That too.
And she destroyed half my shit. =.=

[Grinning Dragon]

Unless of course, you are a looter. In that case, the only good looter is you.

Nah, I have a better use of my time than looting, usually consists of keeping debris cleaned up, the generator gassed up and getting with neighbors to see if they need any help or provisions.

Looters around here do not last very long, either caught by neighborhood watch groups / police, or have been ventilated by civilians or police.

[Libaries]

I'm in Massachusetts right now. It's not going to be a direct hit from Sandy, but it's pretty bad. My friend's neighbor's car got crushed, it is really windy out, and there's at least 50 decent sized branches in my yard... More worried about having school tomorrow, cuz that will be a disaster, so there hopefully won't be any.

Oh, and I'm worried about still having electricity and a house without broken anything. Some of my friends don't have those either...

[Ethel mermania]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What ITGs?

That is fucking beautiful. "Gorilla warfare". Priceless.

we are not just despensing death, we are flinging poo

[United Kingdom of Poland]

English is a beautiful language.

Few have the ability to troll second learners so well.

I just never heard of that before.

[Arokop]

And internet tough guys.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What ITGs?

I died.

[Mavorpen]

we are not just despensing death, we are flinging poo

[The Emerald Dawn]

That is fucking beautiful. "Gorilla warfare". Priceless.

we are not just despensing death, we are flinging poo

We're adept at multiple forms of fury dispensing.

[Wallops Island]

You know, its good that the Northeast gets a taste of a hurricane. It already hit here in Florida, not all that bad though. I only saw one downed tree, minimal power loss. This might interfere with the election though, especially if there's extensive power loss in New England. Which, there probably will be.