Maths, Science and Technology Thread

[Chinese Regions]

This is the thread to discuss topics relating the sciences; physics, chemistry and biology and to help one another solve/simplify problems and explain methods on its partner subject, mathematics.
Discussion on IT and Programming is also welcome.

[Not Safe For Work]

This is the thread to discuss topics relating the sciences; physics, chemistry and biology and to help one another solve/simplify problems and explain methods on its partner subject, mathematics.

If this is about to turn into your homework... homework-help threads are verboten.

[Anollasia]

I'm awesome at science!...but suck at math. Usually people who are awesome at science are also good at math, which makes me kind of funny.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

I think I'm going to name my first son Leonhard.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

If that wasn't sciency enough for you, well, just imagine that I made a post about all the linear programming, vector calculus, and differential equations work I'm doing for my structural engineering degree.

Then imagine I had a point to it.

[The Pacistien Republic]

Lol i failed both these subjects, my mom was so mad.

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

[Ifreann]

Lol i failed both these subjects, my mom was so mad.

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

We use them to take over the world.

[Tubbsalot]

So er, what's your homework?

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

Knowing how things work is fuckin' rad, is why.

[Forsher]

I don't do science any more, although technically nobody does but I don't do any sciences any more which is rarer ( for example, I know quite a lot of people who do two or three plus maths). I still do maths. The reason why I don't do any sciences is because I didn't have the space to do so.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Lol i failed both these subjects, my mom was so mad.

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

Oh hey look I can design buildings.

You're right, this *is* boring.

[Blazedtown]

The agents of the devil that must be purged from our minds and textbooks.

[Typhlochactas]

Science was invented by atheists.

Joke.

[Ifreann]

Lol i failed both these subjects, my mom was so mad.

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

Oh hey look I can design buildings.

You're right, this *is* boring.

In fairness, anyone can design a building. It's just that for most of us, it would be a death trap that no one sane would ever consider building.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

The agents of the devil that must be purged from our minds and textbooks.

I've long maintained that the SRSS method of statistical analysis is witchcraft.

(lol no i haven't)

[Ifreann]

The agents of the devil that must be purged from our minds and textbooks.

I've long maintained that the SRSS method of statistical analysis is witchcraft.

(lol no i haven't)

Integrals are voodoo. Fact.

[Norstal]

Lol i failed both these subjects, my mom was so mad.

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

Yeah, why the fuck does anyone care about improving our lives through technology and discoveries? These scientists and engineers must be all retarded.

[Tubbsalot]

Integrals are voodoo. Fact.

So what's differentiation?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oh hey look I can design buildings.

You're right, this *is* boring.

In fairness, anyone can design a building.

But... but... I'm a really unique snowflake! D:

It's just that for most of us, it would be a death trap that no one sane would ever consider building.

"Hmm... so you decided to use rebar on only two faces of your columns?

... sounds legit."

[Ifreann]

Integrals are voodoo. Fact.

So what's differentiation?

Anti-zombie weapon.

[Norstal]

Lol i failed both these subjects, my mom was so mad.

But seriously I can't imagine the reason anyone would like the subjects

Oh hey look I can design buildings.

You're right, this *is* boring.

Please, you don't even design buildings. You design the roads leading up to it.

*Goes to hide in BLDG8.*

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Integrals are voodoo. Fact.

So what's differentiation?

If what we sum is voodoo, then probably African rituals.

[Blazedtown]

Oh hey look I can design buildings.

You're right, this *is* boring.

In fairness, anyone can design a building. It's just that for most of us, it would be a death trap that no one sane would ever consider building.

I don't know about that. Most people could probably build a single story, no basement, no footings, house. It would never pass building code, but a death trap, hardly.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oh hey look I can design buildings.

You're right, this *is* boring.

Please, you don't even design buildings. You design the roads leading up to it.

*Goes to hide in BLDG8.*

Yeah, you would hide in a building that sits atop a fault line.

[Forsher]

In fairness, anyone can design a building. It's just that for most of us, it would be a death trap that no one sane would ever consider building.

I don't know about that. Most people could probably build a single story, no basement, no footings, house. It would never pass building code, but a death trap, hardly.

You say that now.

Just wait until the walls fall down and the roof collapses.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

In fairness, anyone can design a building. It's just that for most of us, it would be a death trap that no one sane would ever consider building.

I don't know about that. Most people could probably build a single story, no basement, no footings, house. It would never pass building code, but a death trap, hardly.

"Foundation anchor? I 'ardly know 'er!"