Girls

by **LOL ANARCHY NUBZ** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:22 am

girls r icky u be betar off wiv guys m8 trust me

by **Noders** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:23 am

LOL NUBZ wrote:girls r icky u be betar off wiv guys m8 trust me

HERITC BURN HIM!!!!!!!!! LOL

by **Lackadaisical2** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:27 am

Noders wrote:
LOL NUBZ wrote:girls r icky u be betar off wiv guys m8 trust me

HERITC BURN HIM!!!!!!!!! LOL

Sometimes I agree. I wish I was gay at times, but its probably a case of the grass always being greener on the other side.

by **Smunkeeville** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:29 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Noders wrote:
LOL NUBZ wrote:girls r icky u be betar off wiv guys m8 trust me

HERITC BURN HIM!!!!!!!!! LOL

Sometimes I agree. I wish I was gay at times, but its probably a case of the grass always being greener on the other side.

There's no guarantee that people of your same sex would want you either. People think they have trouble getting dates with the opposite sex, when really the problem is they just have problems getting dates.

If you can't find anyone who wants to date you, it's probably because nobody wants to date you.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:31 am

Smunkeeville wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Noders wrote:
LOL NUBZ wrote:girls r icky u be betar off wiv guys m8 trust me

HERITC BURN HIM!!!!!!!!! LOL

Sometimes I agree. I wish I was gay at times, but its probably a case of the grass always being greener on the other side.

There's no guarantee that people of your same sex would want you either. People think they have trouble getting dates with the opposite sex, when really the problem is they just have problems getting dates.

If you can't find anyone who wants to date you, it's probably because nobody wants to date you.

exactly

by **Nulono** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:41 am

Polyamory.

by **Wilgrove** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:56 am

Danielturner wrote:I just started work at Mcdonalds. Had a few shifts. A few shifts in I met this girl. She was nice and pretty. I had an instant attraction to her. Anyway, On Friday I saw her again. It grew even stronger. Today I saw her. Even stronger still. However I am torn. I am attracted to a girl at my school and have been for about 2 years. What do I do? Do I ignore my attraction to this girl at work. Or ignore my attraction to this girl at school? What do you think NSG?

I would advise a threesome. *nods*

by **Katganistan** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:26 am

Danielturner wrote:I just started work at Mcdonalds. Had a few shifts. A few shifts in I met this girl. She was nice and pretty. I had an instant attraction to her. Anyway, On Friday I saw her again. It grew even stronger. Today I saw her. Even stronger still. However I am torn. I am attracted to a girl at my school and have been for about 2 years. What do I do? Do I ignore my attraction to this girl at work. Or ignore my attraction to this girl at school? What do you think NSG?

How old are you?

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:27 am

Katganistan wrote:
Danielturner wrote:I just started work at Mcdonalds. Had a few shifts. A few shifts in I met this girl. She was nice and pretty. I had an instant attraction to her. Anyway, On Friday I saw her again. It grew even stronger. Today I saw her. Even stronger still. However I am torn. I am attracted to a girl at my school and have been for about 2 years. What do I do? Do I ignore my attraction to this girl at work. Or ignore my attraction to this girl at school? What do you think NSG?

How old are you?

15

by **Yootopia** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:27 am

Danielturner wrote:I just started work at Mcdonalds. Had a few shifts. A few shifts in I met this girl. She was nice and pretty. I had an instant attraction to her. Anyway, On Friday I saw her again. It grew even stronger. Today I saw her. Even stronger still. However I am torn. I am attracted to a girl at my school and have been for about 2 years. What do I do?

Chase her with some poo on a stick to get her attention.

by **Katganistan** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:27 am

Danielturner wrote:Not that easy:( The girl from work is a very nice girl and the girl from school is nice too. They are both really hot I might add and I want them both but obviously I can't have them both. I actually love both of them. I really don't know what to do. I haven't seen the girl from school for a week because it's school holidays. I really don't know what to do.

If you can't even ask them out, it's not love. It's a crush.

by **The Aeson** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:42 am

Generally speaking, all problems can be solved wih either SCIENCE! or Jesus. It's just a matter of determining which one applies.

Do you want to date Jesus? If so, become a priest, and best of luck to you. That's how it works out.

If not, we have to turn to SCIENCE! Now, there's a couple options here. The first, obvious one, is just to build an Artificial Woman combining the best traits of both girls and also Halle Berry. Of course there are downsides to this. What if you don't want a woman who may turn on you at any time to usher in a new civilization of artificial people? What if your conscience pangs you over creating such an abomination against the laws of god and man? *trick question, this never happens*.

Well, you have some other options too. Remember, SCIENCE! is not limited to building robots and other terrible machines. There's also social SCIENCE! With the help of a few charts, pie graphs, and a slide rule, as long as you're wearing a lab coat, it's simplicity itself to convince the average female that the socially optimal romantic grouping is one guy (you! (unless you're a girl, I guess, in which case, three girls is optimal for purposes of your charts))) to two girls. This serves the best purposes of evolution (easier for one male to impregnate multiple females simultaneously than one female to be impregnated by multiple males), while the fact of having three parents for any potential offspring means that with minimal scheduling difficulties all three can have a career without having to park the kid in front of a TV.

Now those are just the easy answers. You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts. Demonic summoning isn't normally thought of as a realm of science, but that's just because those BLIND FOOLS can't see the truth. It might take years and a couple burgalries of forbidden books from ancient secret societies, but I'm sure you can find a nice succubus.

by **Noders** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:44 am

The Aeson wrote:Generally speaking, all problems can be solved wih either SCIENCE! or Jesus. It's just a matter of determining which one applies.

Do you want to date Jesus? If so, become a priest, and best of luck to you. That's how it works out.

If not, we have to turn to SCIENCE! Now, there's a couple options here. The first, obvious one, is just to build an Artificial Woman combining the best traits of both s and also Halle Berry. Of course there are downsides to this. What if you don't want a woman who may turn on you at any time to usher in a new civilization of artificial people? What if your conscience pangs you over creating such an abomination against the laws of god and man? *trick question, this never happens*.

Well, you have some other options too. Remember, SCIENCE! is not limited to building robots and other terrible machines. There's also social SCIENCE! With the help of a few charts, pie graphs, and a slide rule, as long as you're wearing a lab coat, it's simplicity itself to convince the average female that the socially optimal romantic grouping is one guy (you! (unless you're a , I guess, in which case, three s is optimal for purposes of your charts))) to two s. This serves the best purposes of evolution (easier for one male to impregnate multiple females simultaneously than one female to be impregnated by multiple males), while the fact of having three parents for any potential offspring means that with minimal scheduling difficulties all three can have a career without having to park the kid in front of a TV.

Now those are just the easy answers. You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts. Demonic summoning isn't normally thought of as a realm of science, but that's just because those BLIND FOOLS can't see the truth. It might take years and a couple burgalries of books from ancient secret societies, but I'm sure you can find a nice succubus.

LOL LOL

by **Rhodmhire** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:48 am

They're fun.

That is, until they figure out you're only working at the store to suggest they try on the skinny outfits that expose their bodies so you can snap a quick picture on your cell phone to show your friends who also work at stores only to suggest they try on the skinnny outfits that expose their bodies so they can snap a quick picture on their cell phones to show you back.

I took a shot without reading the OP, did I answer it?

by **Ryadn** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:54 am

Danielturner wrote:Not that easy:( The girl from work is a very nice girl and the girl from school is nice too. They are both really hot I might add and I want them both but obviously I can't have them both. I actually love both of them. I really don't know what to do. I haven't seen the girl from school for a week because it's school holidays. I really don't know what to do.

Stick with your hand until your brain has developed enough to distinguish "crush" from "love".

by **Rhodmhire** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:57 am

The Aeson wrote:Generally speaking, all problems can be solved wih either SCIENCE! or Jesus. It's just a matter of determining which one applies.

Or, or you could utilize the rational solution to the dilemma and determine whether a concordance of tranquility between the two extremes is necessary to determine logistical outcome(s).

My point, hath been made.

by **Czardas** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:10 am

I am intrigued by this concept of "girls" and wish to learn more.

by **The Union of Amestris** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:13 am

Hit on both, double changes.
If one fails, you still have the other.
If both succeed, first one to come first one to get.
This is not the "yeey girls, follow my dick situation".
But you'll just feel awfull if you put 100% effort in one and it doesn't work out, and then have an already wasted change on the other.

by **Rhodmhire** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:13 am

Czardas wrote:I am intrigued by this concept of "girls" and wish to learn more.

It's a concept that varies on an extensive spectrum.

It takes years to learn completely without naive scepticism and bias involved.

I myself am still in the process of completing such a task, even after so many millions of years of intense study and practice.

by **RightLeaningChristians** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:21 am

Ask one of them out atleast.

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed.

by **Yootopia** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:55 am

Rhodmhire wrote:
Czardas wrote:I am intrigued by this concept of "girls" and wish to learn more.

*WHALES*

It's a concept that varies on an extensive spectrum.

It takes years to learn completely without naive scepticism and bias involved.

I myself am still in the process of completing such a task, even after so many millions of years of intense study and practice.

by **Greed and Death** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:55 am

Ask the girl at school out.
There is a evil thing, that makes women at a work place seem nicer and hotter then they really are.

by **Albaron** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:32 pm

I personally cannot give any constructive opinions on this subject. I have never personally been asked out, nor have I ever doen so either. In fact, I plan not to. I plan to lead a life of celibacy.
MUWAHAHA!
I just said nothing of relevance!

(Though you should probably decide which one you like best, and ask her out).

PLUS, you're only fifteen. What do you know?

by **Anarcosyndiclic Peons** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:05 pm

Given that you've known the one from school for years and haven't asked her out, the better option is the new girl. Before asking her out though, make sure you have some common interests. Try some casual conversation about what you plan on doing after getting off work. At a certain point, she'll start mentioning her plans, and eventually she won't have any. You now have an opportunity to ask her out. Alternatively, if she has a boyfriend already, she'll likely mention him with that kind of conversation.

A warning though: don't come on too strong or nosy or you might be mistaken for the creepy stalker type.

by **Chrobalta** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:09 pm

United Russian State wrote:Date both.

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

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