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Nazi States of Europe
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Postby Nazi States of Europe » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:05 pm

Economic Left/Right: -8.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.97

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Svetar
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Postby Svetar » Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:09 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:A trap ¦ 3

This^

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Turan Federasyonu
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Postby Turan Federasyonu » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:12 pm

I am an ideal guy!!!

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New Istria
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Postby New Istria » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:24 pm

Raeyh wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:Guy's Super Street Fighter IV version was the best.



*nods*


I don't get it. Guy is a French/English name and he looks Asian.


To paraphrase Chris Tucker from one of the many Rush Hour movies, he's Frenchinese.
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Postby Samuraikoku » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:26 pm

New Istria wrote:
Raeyh wrote:
I don't get it. Guy is a French/English name and he looks Asian.


To paraphrase Chris Tucker from one of the many Rush Hour movies, he's Frenchinese.


He is billed as American.

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Ovisterra
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Postby Ovisterra » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:32 pm

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Postby Olthar » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:36 pm

Ovisterra wrote:-Big Mustache
-Fedora
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-Cane (preferably a sword cane)
-Pocket Watch

Replace fedora with a top hat, and add a monocle. ;)
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Postby Flosstradamus » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:40 pm

OHHH, I like that hard-ass look. You know, the rough stubble chin, sexy jawline, voluptuous lips. I love that "I don't care demeanor" and "cool guys walk away from explosions." Who am I kidding? I'd take a chubby sweetheart any day....Or an old man that's about to kill over that has billions....God, I am a bad person.

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Postby Czechanada » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:52 pm

Isn't there the adage: "All the good ones are either gay or married."?
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Postby Olthar » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:58 pm

Czechanada wrote:Isn't there the adage: "All the good ones are either gay or married."?

What about the guys who are gay and married? Are they double good?

I guess that would certainly explain George Takei, then.
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Nazi Flower Power
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Postby Nazi Flower Power » Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:50 pm

Some hot German dude that is into creative stuff like art and music, politically liberal, and considerate toward others.
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Postby Volnotova » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:13 pm

When it comes to men I am looking for quite something different, especially personality wise, when compared to women. :P

Physically:
Well, let's say I prefer if their BMI is roughly equal to mine. :p
About same height(altough I won't mind being shorter, yet while I generally prefer being shorter with women I prefer if a guy is roughly the same height.)
Somewhat athletic(or at least, someone that is into exercising like me)
Preferably fair skinned and European(preferably British, Nordic or Baltic)
Haircolour or length doesn't really matter.
Decent looking(especially fashion wise)

Mentally/emotionally
Sweet personality ^^
Bubbly personality
Optimistic(See above)
Would never badmouth others, hurt others behind their backs or engage in slander.
100% Honest
Confident
Daring
Courageous
Willingly engages in selfless sacrifice
Compassionate
Caring
Empathetic
Intelligent(or just bright, doesn't have to be extremely bright, just bright)

In short, a sort of role model, someone that I can look up to and that motivates me to behave and deal with the world in a similar manner. He doesn't have to tell me he loves me, I don't have to see him every day, or even speak every day. To be exact, I am more looking for a sort of romantic friendship then anything else.

Worldview/Religiousity/Background:
Preferably something "left"-wing, anarchism, syndicalism, socialism, etc. But not fanatical.
Religion doesn't matter(preferably atheist or something along lines of religious apathy).
Preferably someone of a poor background, while some of them might act a bit awkward in settings they are not used to I tend to appreciate their tendency to gain satisfaction from things certain people(usually upper class folks) take for granted.
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Postby Nadkor » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:18 pm

I don't really have an "ideal guy", but if you're smart, funny, and have a nice penis then you've won at least some of the war, I guess.
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Postby Liriena » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:34 pm

I don't quite have an ideal guy. I have a thing both for slender, androgynous emo boys as well as slightly muscular, tanned and masculine men. So long as you are younger than 25 and older than 15, you're good.

I appreciate a good sense of humour, an optimistic attitude, and cuddliness. You get bonus points if you have long blonde hair or brown dreads.
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Postby Astrolinium » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:32 pm

I really don't know anymore.
I met someone a month or two ago who fit what I thought was my "ideal guy" almost to the letter and, well... the decision to just be friends was indeed mutual.

But I can say I don't usually tend to like particularly effeminate men, at least in terms of appearance. I dislike tattoos, piercings, and overly long hair, or hair that's styled odd. Those ear stretcher things are absolutely disgusting.
I'd like them to have similar political beliefs and religious beliefs, obviously. They need to be a generally nice person, and it'd be nice if we had a lot of the same interests, because then we'd have stuff to talk about.

Czechanada wrote:Isn't there the adage: "All the good ones are either gay or married."?


The gay ones must be hiding, because all the good ones I know are straight.
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Zarodia
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Postby Zarodia » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:59 pm

Okay, fine, I'll post in one of these threads.

I don't really have a specific appearance in mind, but I definitely find men who are both tall and pale to be more attractive. I also tend to like my men with a bit of muscle, enough to show that they're healthy but not so much as to seem like they spend every hour of their free time at the gym. I've noticed that I also seem to enjoy facial features that are an odd combination of Asian and European - I enjoy the European facial shape, but the Asian mouth and nose. Also, strait soft hair is amazing, but not too long, only to the shoulders at most. Unless they tie it back regularly.

Personality-wise, they'd have to be reasonably kind and understanding with me, as well as have the usual devoted and loyal characteristics. They'd also want and be able to put up with my anxious emotional bullfuckery, and would find such responses to events both endearing and logical. They'd also be able to put up with me still making horrible meme jokes a year later, and the fact that most of the time I'm on the same level emotionally as a sociopathic six-year-old child.

Anyone I chose as my significant other would also have to be quite close to me in terms of politics and religion, which is the second main reason I'm going to die a lonely virgin in a bed of cats.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:02 pm

Me.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:06 pm

Roan Cara wrote:before I got married to the most wonderful, sexiest, kindest, most perfect man for me ever my "ideal" was man was about 6 foot tall and at least 200 pounds most of which was muscle, preferably a bad ass with a good heart, rebel without a cause kind of guy. Dark hair and light eyes, sexy smile.
Now my ideal guy is slim build, a bit taller than me but not too tall, muscular with a NICE butt, a sexy smile, green eyes, dark brown hair, a smooth deep southern drawl, and a bad ass image with a sweetheart attitude *at least for me, most of the time* and I wouldn't change him for anything. Basically, I think that ones perception of what they are most attracted to physically can and does change with who they are most attracted to emotionally.


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Nazi States of Europe
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Postby Nazi States of Europe » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:10 pm

Economic Left/Right: -8.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.97

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Roan Cara
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Postby Roan Cara » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:10 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:before I got married to the most wonderful, sexiest, kindest, most perfect man for me ever my "ideal" was man was about 6 foot tall and at least 200 pounds most of which was muscle, preferably a bad ass with a good heart, rebel without a cause kind of guy. Dark hair and light eyes, sexy smile.
Now my ideal guy is slim build, a bit taller than me but not too tall, muscular with a NICE butt, a sexy smile, green eyes, dark brown hair, a smooth deep southern drawl, and a bad ass image with a sweetheart attitude *at least for me, most of the time* and I wouldn't change him for anything. Basically, I think that ones perception of what they are most attracted to physically can and does change with who they are most attracted to emotionally.


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Postby Shady Deals » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:16 pm

Meryuma wrote:Since the perfect woman thread refuses to broaden its focus, I'm creating this thread to talk about your ideal guy.

For me:

14-20


Please tell me you're not into to dating a 14 year old boy...

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Postby Meryuma » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:10 pm

Liriena wrote:I don't quite have an ideal guy. I have a thing both for slender, androgynous emo boys as well as slightly muscular, tanned and masculine men. So long as you are younger than 25 and older than 15, you're good.

I appreciate a good sense of humour, an optimistic attitude, and cuddliness. You get bonus points if you have long blonde hair or brown dreads.


You'd probably find me attractive but I dunno.

Shady Deals wrote:
Meryuma wrote:Since the perfect woman thread refuses to broaden its focus, I'm creating this thread to talk about your ideal guy.

For me:

14-20


Please tell me you're not into to dating a 14 year old boy...


What's your problem? I'm 16...
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Postby Grand Britannia » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:13 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:A trap ¦ 3


Pretty much this.
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Postby Khanastan » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:19 pm

Calimera I wrote:

Is that a guy? :/

Its a trap!
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I only looked in here to say that, i'll be gone now.
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It feels like an injustice barging in here without showing my power levels.

If I were gay, i'd either go for the nerdy type (someone similar to myself (que Sigmund Freud)) or a trappy guy. Because the internet has ruined me.
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