The Perfect Woman

[Birkinghamia]

One who will listen to my problems and actually care, and will tell me her's and allow me to show that I care, too.

Then I move on to physical attributes - blonde, on the skinny side, and has nice face.

[The Metran Sector]

For me physical appearance is important in a woman; clear skin, fit body, good facial structure, etc. That being said just because a girl is outwardly attractive doesn't mean I'll automatically go for her since personality and inward beauty is necessary for good a relationship. In that area I like a girl who can relax and have fun, doesn't worry to much about the little road bumps in life, and are an actual friend to me as well as a girl friend.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Punk's guide to women...Part One.

1. It's a game, learn to play.
2. Women don't like guys who are easy to get. There must be some mystery about you or something that makes you stand out.
3. If you're a 5 physically and the girl you're about 2+ levels out of your league, randomly hitting on her won't work. You need to become a 'friend' first. Don't friendzone yourself by being overly funny, compassionate, or the guy she calls to get her ice cream in the middle of the night. Play it cool and slowly develop a friendship.
4. Maintain eye contact at all times. You'll confuse and intrigue her.
5. Sneak a peek when you can. It's not breaking the rules if you don't get caught.
6. Be moderately aloof. This is a skill you can't do without.
7. Talk to other girls in her presence. Women need to know you have self confidence to talk to people and that they can 'win' your attention.
8. Ask her what her favorite thing to do is. A few weeks later arrange a way for you to do it together in some kind of group. Mention how much you love it too.
9. Use the same tactic for most of her favorite things, but for things you hate express yourself. She'll want to 'change' you. This is a fun male female dynamic.
10. Forget rules 1-9 and be yourself....but only after you've got her in your clutches.

People will always be a mystery to me.

[The God-Realm]

Intelligent=/=blonde

Good luck finding a attractive one too!

I know plenty who are all three.

Scandinavian girls don't count.

[Forster Keys]

I know plenty who are all three.

Scandinavian girls don't count.

I live in Australia.

[Dyakovo]

Scandinavian girls don't count.

I live in Australia.

Australian girls can't count.
*nods*
If you see this, don't kill me Jade...

[The God-Realm]

I live in Australia.

Australian girls can't count.
*nods*
If you see this, don't kill me Jade...

Owned.

[Farnhamia]

I know plenty who are all three.

Scandinavian girls don't count.

Sure they do. I knew a girl in Christiania in the middle of the 18th century who could not only count but goodness, that girl could cook.

[The God-Realm]

Scandinavian girls don't count.

Sure they do. I knew a girl in Christiania in the middle of the 18th century who could not only count but goodness, that girl could cook.

I can cook by myself, I only need a woman for pleasure and enlightened conversations.

[Dyakovo]

Sure they do. I knew a girl in Christiania in the middle of the 18th century who could not only count but goodness, that girl could cook.

I can cook by myself, I only need a woman for pleasure and enlightened conversations.

You want her to talk to herself?

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Punk's guide to women...Part One.

1. It's a game, learn to play.
2. Women don't like guys who are easy to get. There must be some mystery about you or something that makes you stand out.
3. If you're a 5 physically and the girl you're about 2+ levels out of your league, randomly hitting on her won't work. You need to become a 'friend' first. Don't friendzone yourself by being overly funny, compassionate, or the guy she calls to get her ice cream in the middle of the night. Play it cool and slowly develop a friendship.
4. Maintain eye contact at all times. You'll confuse and intrigue her.
5. Sneak a peek when you can. It's not breaking the rules if you don't get caught. :lol:
6. Be moderately aloof. This is a skill you can't do without.
7. Talk to other girls in her presence. Women need to know you have self confidence to talk to people and that they can 'win' your attention.
8. Ask her what her favorite thing to do is. A few weeks later arrange a way for you to do it together in some kind of group. Mention how much you love it too.
9. Use the same tactic for most of her favorite things, but for things you hate express yourself. She'll want to 'change' you. This is a fun male female dynamic.
10. Forget rules 1-9 and be yourself....but only after you've got her in your clutches. :)

Or you can be honest, and found a relationship on mutual respect or something. Instead of playing stupid mind games.

Jesus christ you're insane man get out of here

[Farnhamia]

Sure they do. I knew a girl in Christiania in the middle of the 18th century who could not only count but goodness, that girl could cook.

I can cook by myself, I only need a woman for pleasure and enlightened conversations.

Pleasure and when you want to talk to someone else. You spend a lot of time alone in the kitchen, don't you?

[The God-Realm]

I can cook by myself, I only need a woman for pleasure and enlightened conversations.

Pleasure and when you want to talk to someone else. You spend a lot of time alone in the kitchen, don't you?

I am in the kitchen at the moment.

[Esternial]

Pleasure and when you want to talk to someone else. You spend a lot of time alone in the kitchen, don't you?

I am in the kitchen at the moment.

That statement had so much WIN to it.

[New Rogernomics]

The perfect woman preferably has hair, or no hair and a pirate hat on.

[Forster Keys]

I live in Australia.

Australian girls can't count.
*nods*
If you see this, don't kill me Jade...

Oh I'll tell her.

[Forster Keys]

Pleasure and when you want to talk to someone else. You spend a lot of time alone in the kitchen, don't you?

I am in the kitchen at the moment.

Soooo dreamy!

[Forster Keys]

Or you can be honest, and found a relationship on mutual respect or something. Instead of playing stupid mind games.

Jesus christ you're insane man get out of here

True dat. I'm off the hook!

[The God-Realm]

I am in the kitchen at the moment.

That statement had so much WIN to it.

*bow*

[New Rogernomics]

Or you can be honest, and found a relationship on mutual respect or something. Instead of playing stupid mind games.

Jesus christ you're insane man get out of here

I am insane too apparently, according to the content of a few posts. I think the best idea is to play mind games, the one who gets pissed off first can initiate the sexual acts.

[Forster Keys]

Jesus christ you're insane man get out of here

I am insane too apparently, according to the content of a few posts. I think the best idea is to play mind games, the one who gets pissed off first can initiate the sexual acts.

The only mind game I'm into is Numberwang.

[East Ormania]

The perfect woman preferably has hair, or no hair and a pirate hat on.

I find myself confused.

[Farnhamia]

The perfect woman preferably has hair, or no hair and a pirate hat on.

I find myself confused.

Welcome to NSG.

[East Ormania]

I am in the kitchen at the moment.

That statement had so much WIN to it.

This guy deserves respect.

[East Ormania]

I find myself confused.

Welcome to NSG.

Oh my god will i lose ability to think?

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