The Perfect Woman

[Squizard]

For me it's an intelligent blonde, cup size cannot be too big, B-D (Cup size, not a face.) Green eyes, slim, but not anorexic. Nice face and nice voice. She should just straight out tell me what she wants.

I wish she existed...

[Sapiens Isles]

I think the only thing that stays the same throughout the years when it comes to my taste in women is that I like 'em fairskinned and either skinny or slightly pudgy. And preferably not religious.

I also like smart and funny girls who have an open mind and are into weird things. I dunno. I like girls who have similar interests to mine.

I've been trying that for years.

What do you mean?

[East Ormania]

I've been trying that for years.

What do you mean?

I don't know for you, but my interests are so diversed, rare and weird, i think i won't find nobody that "suits" me.

[Sapiens Isles]

What do you mean?

I don't know for you, but my interests are so diversed, rare and weird, i think i won't find nobody that "suits" me.

Before I got pseudo-engaged, I liked to think that there is at least 500 people out there somewhere on the planet who have the exact same interests I have.

The thing is, that number is probably quite accurate, and might even be bigger. So don't worry, you'll find your 1/500.

[Maresborough]

Just like me. Cynical, condescending, and ass-bad at talking.

[The God-Realm]

For me it's an intelligent blonde, cup size cannot be too big, B-D (Cup size, not a face.) Green eyes, slim, but not anorexic. Nice face and nice voice. She should just straight out tell me what she wants.

I wish she existed...

Intelligent=/=blonde

Good luck finding a attractive one too!

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Ok, never mind. As far as I can tell, the perfect woman is in my MonWedFri lecture hall. Sorry everyone, the discussion's over.
Not sure if she's single, though...

If my experience is any indication she probably has a boyfriend. At least that's what most of the girls I ever hit on told me. Although in hindsight, I'm pretty sure that a few of them were lying.
But if you get lucky and she is single, then good luck, and may the Schwartz be with you.

Hell, the only other girl I've ever really been interested in didn't even bother about lying as to having a boyfriend. She just shot me down cold (in a very nice way, which made it all the worse).
But I'm pretty sure this one's single. I just gotta get a decent opportunity...
I sense potential schemes afoot!
And thanks, the Schwarz can only help me here.

[Tiltjuice]

If my experience is any indication she probably has a boyfriend. At least that's what most of the girls I ever hit on told me. Although in hindsight, I'm pretty sure that a few of them were lying.
But if you get lucky and she is single, then good luck, and may the Schwartz be with you.

Hell, the only other girl I've ever really been interested in didn't even bother about lying as to having a boyfriend. She just shot me down cold (in a very nice way, which made it all the worse).
But I'm pretty sure this one's single. I just gotta get a decent opportunity...
I sense potential schemes afoot!
And thanks, the Schwarz can only help me here.

[Big Jim P]

A two foot tall cinderella-ten with a flat head so you have a place to rest your beer.

[The God-Realm]

A two foot tall cinderella-ten with a flat head so you have a place to rest your beer.

So that is Roan?

[Gaveo]

A two foot tall cinderella-ten with a flat head so you have a place to rest your beer.

[Big Jim P]

A two foot tall cinderella-ten with a flat head so you have a place to rest your beer.

So that is Roan?

OK, God, you done spoiled one too many of my little "jokes". Me and you, off to the island. Two go, one returns.

[Gaveo]

So that is Roan?

OK, God, you done spoiled one too many of my little "jokes". Me and you, off to the island. Two go, one returns.

Oh snap...

[Death Metal]

I don't get the appeal of large butts. I'm sorry, but if your backside is three times the size of your waist, you dont look sexy, you look like you have a hemorrhoid and wearing padding so you can sit down.

[The Two Jerseys]

If my experience is any indication she probably has a boyfriend. At least that's what most of the girls I ever hit on told me. Although in hindsight, I'm pretty sure that a few of them were lying.
But if you get lucky and she is single, then good luck, and may the Schwartz be with you.

Hell, the only other girl I've ever really been interested in didn't even bother about lying as to having a boyfriend. She just shot me down cold (in a very nice way, which made it all the worse).
But I'm pretty sure this one's single. I just gotta get a decent opportunity...
I sense potential schemes afoot!
And thanks, the Schwarz can only help me here.

IMHO you were lucky there. I'd actually prefer being shot down quick, it's when they jerk my chain around before shooting me down that I get pissed off. It's far worse for them to give you hope that they might say yes before they do this.

I'm not sure I can offer much more advice, aside from for the sake of showing what NOT to do, other than to not wait too long to make a move. I got burned a few times by waiting too long.
Now get out there and make us proud.

[Punk Reloaded]

Punk's guide to women...Part One.

1. It's a game, learn to play.
2. Women don't like guys who are easy to get. There must be some mystery about you or something that makes you stand out.
3. If you're a 5 physically and the girl you're about 2+ levels out of your league, randomly hitting on her won't work. You need to become a 'friend' first. Don't friendzone yourself by being overly funny, compassionate, or the guy she calls to get her ice cream in the middle of the night. Play it cool and slowly develop a friendship.
4. Maintain eye contact at all times. You'll confuse and intrigue her.
5. Sneak a peek when you can. It's not breaking the rules if you don't get caught.
6. Be moderately aloof. This is a skill you can't do without.
7. Talk to other girls in her presence. Women need to know you have self confidence to talk to people and that they can 'win' your attention.
8. Ask her what her favorite thing to do is. A few weeks later arrange a way for you to do it together in some kind of group. Mention how much you love it too.
9. Use the same tactic for most of her favorite things, but for things you hate express yourself. She'll want to 'change' you. This is a fun male female dynamic.
10. Forget rules 1-9 and be yourself....but only after you've got her in your clutches.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Hell, the only other girl I've ever really been interested in didn't even bother about lying as to having a boyfriend. She just shot me down cold (in a very nice way, which made it all the worse).
But I'm pretty sure this one's single. I just gotta get a decent opportunity...
I sense potential schemes afoot!
And thanks, the Schwarz can only help me here.

IMHO you were lucky there. I'd actually prefer being shot down quick, it's when they jerk my chain around before shooting me down that I get pissed off. It's far worse for them to give you hope that they might say yes before they do this.

I'm not sure I can offer much more advice, aside from for the sake of showing what NOT to do, other than to not wait too long to make a move. I got burned a few times by waiting too long.
Now get out there and make us proud.

Aw shit, pressure's on!
We'll see how it goes. Plans are in motion.

[The Blaatschapen]

Punk's guide to women...Part One.

1. It's a game, learn to play.
2. Women don't like guys who are easy to get. There must be some mystery about you or something that makes you stand out.
3. If you're a 5 physically and the girl you're about 2+ levels out of your league, randomly hitting on her won't work. You need to become a 'friend' first. Don't friendzone yourself by being overly funny, compassionate, or the guy she calls to get her ice cream in the middle of the night. Play it cool and slowly develop a friendship.
4. Maintain eye contact at all times. You'll confuse and intrigue her.
5. Sneak a peek when you can. It's not breaking the rules if you don't get caught.
6. Be moderately aloof. This is a skill you can't do without.
7. Talk to other girls in her presence. Women need to know you have self confidence to talk to people and that they can 'win' your attention.
8. Ask her what her favorite thing to do is. A few weeks later arrange a way for you to do it together in some kind of group. Mention how much you love it too.
9. Use the same tactic for most of her favorite things, but for things you hate express yourself. She'll want to 'change' you. This is a fun male female dynamic.
10. Forget rules 1-9 and be yourself....but only after you've got her in your clutches.

Oooh, oooh, when will part two be out?

[Dyakovo]

Based on that logic, what would better befit me?

Better not to base anything on that "logic"

Very true...

[Forster Keys]

Punk's guide to women...Part One.

1. It's a game, learn to play.
2. Women don't like guys who are easy to get. There must be some mystery about you or something that makes you stand out.
3. If you're a 5 physically and the girl you're about 2+ levels out of your league, randomly hitting on her won't work. You need to become a 'friend' first. Don't friendzone yourself by being overly funny, compassionate, or the guy she calls to get her ice cream in the middle of the night. Play it cool and slowly develop a friendship.
4. Maintain eye contact at all times. You'll confuse and intrigue her.
5. Sneak a peek when you can. It's not breaking the rules if you don't get caught.
6. Be moderately aloof. This is a skill you can't do without.
7. Talk to other girls in her presence. Women need to know you have self confidence to talk to people and that they can 'win' your attention.
8. Ask her what her favorite thing to do is. A few weeks later arrange a way for you to do it together in some kind of group. Mention how much you love it too.
9. Use the same tactic for most of her favorite things, but for things you hate express yourself. She'll want to 'change' you. This is a fun male female dynamic.
10. Forget rules 1-9 and be yourself....but only after you've got her in your clutches.

Or you can be honest, and found a relationship on mutual respect or something. Instead of playing stupid mind games.

[Dyakovo]

Punk's guide to women...Part One.

1. It's a game, learn to play.
2. Women don't like guys who are easy to get. There must be some mystery about you or something that makes you stand out.
3. If you're a 5 physically and the girl you're about 2+ levels out of your league, randomly hitting on her won't work. You need to become a 'friend' first. Don't friendzone yourself by being overly funny, compassionate, or the guy she calls to get her ice cream in the middle of the night. Play it cool and slowly develop a friendship.
4. Maintain eye contact at all times. You'll confuse and intrigue her.
5. Sneak a peek when you can. It's not breaking the rules if you don't get caught.
6. Be moderately aloof. This is a skill you can't do without.
7. Talk to other girls in her presence. Women need to know you have self confidence to talk to people and that they can 'win' your attention.
8. Ask her what her favorite thing to do is. A few weeks later arrange a way for you to do it together in some kind of group. Mention how much you love it too.
9. Use the same tactic for most of her favorite things, but for things you hate express yourself. She'll want to 'change' you. This is a fun male female dynamic.
10. Forget rules 1-9 and be yourself....but only after you've got her in your clutches.

Or you can be honest, and found a relationship on mutual respect or something. Instead of playing stupid mind games.

That's crazy talk!

[Murray land]

Dark hair, light eyes, breasts that I can grab hold on, same with ass, same height or a bit shorter than me, intelligent, a fellow geek and movie buff, cynical i.e realist, yet a tad optimistic, godless, good sense of humour, feministic, anti-government/authoritarian, willing to be in an open relationship. That's about as much as I'm willing to post as it would take an essay to truly describe my perfect woman and also I ain't going into necessary sexual details, however she would have to be able to be both (naturally) dominate, submissive and into the same stuff I am.

Christ almighty. My standards are low that is how I get layed ,head and so on and so forth. Sometimes they're hot sometimes not so much. Than I have a girl I'm friends with I'd date if either of us wanted to date. She isn't ideal but shes the best I can think of. Anyways drop your standards and you should have no problems. Use protection ALWAYS.

[Forster Keys]

Or you can be honest, and found a relationship on mutual respect or something. Instead of playing stupid mind games.

That's crazy talk!

Fuck me! Aren't I a radical?

Which coincidentally is an excellent pick up line.

[Forster Keys]

For me it's an intelligent blonde, cup size cannot be too big, B-D (Cup size, not a face.) Green eyes, slim, but not anorexic. Nice face and nice voice. She should just straight out tell me what she wants.

I wish she existed...

Intelligent=/=blonde

Good luck finding a attractive one too!

I know plenty who are all three.

[Dyakovo]

That's crazy talk!

Fuck me! Aren't I a radical?

Which coincidentally is an excellent pick up line.