The Perfect Woman

[Tiltjuice]

Law school? Nice.

Hmm. Well, there's always a chance.

Naw, it's just an intro general-studies law class. I'm only a freshman.
And I always like to cheer myself up by reminding myself that I have a better chance than 99.9% of the school in getting her to fall madly in love with me. After all, at least she knows my name!
I will have to work fast, though, as the quarter ends in like a month and a half, and after that, I've no idea if I'll ever see her again otherwise.

Awesome! Good luck, Tiger.

[Korintar]

By far The most Important thing I can say that is important to me and even if everything else is perfect This is too important That I wont Even look at a female if they dont got it. I know its pretty "Ignorant" But I dont really care, Its important to me If you dont like that well you can go Drop dead In a ditch for All I care.

Anyways what Is most Important to me In a female? Well that should be obvious

Niiice!

[The Tiger Kingdom]

By far The most Important thing I can say that is important to me and even if everything else is perfect This is too important That I wont Even look at a female if they dont got it. I know its pretty "Ignorant" But I dont really care, Its important to me If you dont like that well you can go Drop dead In a ditch for All I care.

Anyways what Is most Important to me In a female? Well that should be obvious

Niiice!

Oh, you're all so crass.

Naw, it's just an intro general-studies law class. I'm only a freshman.
And I always like to cheer myself up by reminding myself that I have a better chance than 99.9% of the school in getting her to fall madly in love with me. After all, at least she knows my name!
I will have to work fast, though, as the quarter ends in like a month and a half, and after that, I've no idea if I'll ever see her again otherwise.

Awesome! Good luck, Tiger.

Thanks, Tilt. Much appreciated.

[Korintar]

Niiice!

Oh, you're all so crass.

What?? I like what I like There is nothing hotter than a girl who can fill out her shirts and jeans

As Sir Mix-a-Lot said: Even white boys got to shout- Baby got back!

[Tiltjuice]

Oh, you're all so crass.

What?? I like what I like There is nothing hotter than a girl who can fill out her shirts and jeans

As Sir Mix-a-Lot said: Even white boys got to shout- Baby got back!

Sigh.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Oh, you're all so crass.

What?? I like what I like There is nothing hotter than a girl who can fill out her shirts and jeans

As Sir Mix-a-Lot said: Even white boys got to shout- Baby got back!

I was just messin' with you. Can't say I blame you, by the way, although it certainly isn't a deal-breaker for me.

[New Rogernomics]

I am not attracted to any New Zealand women, they are either bitchy, self centered and wannabe Americans; or too polite, too timid, wannabe Europeans. If I find a woman, it will be outside of Kiwiland i.e. in Australia, North America or Europe. I only find New Zealand men attractive, and it depends on their self centeredness.

[Tiltjuice]

Awesome! Good luck, Tiger.

Thanks, Tilt. Much appreciated.

Where d'you go to school?

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Thanks, Tilt. Much appreciated.

Where d'you go to school?

University of Washington. It's a beautiful place. Very well-funded. Much better than high school.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I am not attracted to any New Zealand women, they are either bitchy, self centered and wannabe Americans; or too polite, too timid, wannabe Europeans. If I find a woman, it will be outside of Kiwiland i.e. in Australia, North America or Europe. I only find New Zealand men attractive, and it depends on their self centeredness.

I'm not attracted to American women. It's not that many of them aren't beautiful, they are. It's just that they're not my cup of tea. For many reasons.

As for men, I don't think I'm attracted to just one type. They're required to be intelligent, that's pretty much it (and of course, tolerant). You can look like a Greek god, have a killer body, but if you lack brains, I won't give you the time of day.

[SanctusEmpire]

I am not attracted to any New Zealand women, they are either bitchy, self centered and wannabe Americans; or too polite, too timid, wannabe Europeans. If I find a woman, it will be outside of Kiwiland i.e. in Australia, North America or Europe. I only find New Zealand men attractive, and it depends on their self centeredness.

Do you find me attractive?

[New Rogernomics]

I am not attracted to any New Zealand women, they are either bitchy, self centered and wannabe Americans; or too polite, too timid, wannabe Europeans. If I find a woman, it will be outside of Kiwiland i.e. in Australia, North America or Europe. I only find New Zealand men attractive, and it depends on their self centeredness.

Do you find me attractive?

Depends. I am ageist with men i.e. 21 to 35; any older and you need a killer body (but my limit is 38). xD But it is all personality with me, and I like hugs and cuddling in bed more than sex or kissing.

[New Rogernomics]

I am not attracted to any New Zealand women, they are either bitchy, self centered and wannabe Americans; or too polite, too timid, wannabe Europeans. If I find a woman, it will be outside of Kiwiland i.e. in Australia, North America or Europe. I only find New Zealand men attractive, and it depends on their self centeredness.

I'm not attracted to American women. It's not that many of them aren't beautiful, they are. It's just that they're not my cup of tea. For many reasons.

As for men, I don't think I'm attracted to just one type. They're required to be intelligent, that's pretty much it (and of course, tolerant). You can look like a Greek god, have a killer body, but if you lack brains, I won't give you the time of day.

For me, I am big on hugs and cuddles in bed. I can do without sex and kisses so long as I have that. As for intelligence, I dont mind low intelligence if they have a nice body; otherwise they should be as intelligent or more intelligent than me. xD

[The Two Jerseys]

Ok, never mind. As far as I can tell, the perfect woman is in my MonWedFri lecture hall. Sorry everyone, the discussion's over.
Not sure if she's single, though...

If my experience is any indication she probably has a boyfriend. At least that's what most of the girls I ever hit on told me. Although in hindsight, I'm pretty sure that a few of them were lying.
But if you get lucky and she is single, then good luck, and may the Schwartz be with you.

By far The most Important thing I can say that is important to me and even if everything else is perfect This is too important That I wont Even look at a female if they dont got it. I know its pretty "Ignorant" But I dont really care, Its important to me If you dont like that well you can go Drop dead In a ditch for All I care.

Anyways what Is most Important to me In a female? Well that should be obvious

So obvious that I knew where the link went before even clicking it. Sometimes I even scare myself...

[The God-Realm]

I like I-No.

She speaks to me.

From Guilty Gear?

Yes.

I found one of the girls from my 9th grade class a while ago. She looks hot now, and she surprisingly does not believe in cheating and is bisexual (A good thing!), but she still thinks I look gross ;~;

[Arcem]

My perfect girl would be any girl that would punch a guy in the mouth if he objectifies her, and would threaten any woman who would dare to make a move on me. I like strong, crazy women.
Although I wont deny that as a man I strongly revere large balconies on women, I know that if I really love someone, they'll look beautiful to me no matter what.

[The God-Realm]

My perfect girl would be any girl that would punch a guy in the mouth if he objectifies her, and would not mind if any woman makes a move on me. I like strong, crazy women.
Although I wont deny that as a man I strongly revere large balconies on women, I know that if I really love someone, they'll look beautiful to me no matter what.

Same.

[Arcem]

Arcem wrote:
My perfect girl would be any girl that would punch a guy in the mouth if he objectifies her, and would threaten any woman who would dare to make a move on me. I like strong, crazy women.
Although I wont deny that as a man I strongly revere large balconies on women, I know that if I really love someone, they'll look beautiful to me no matter what.

Arcem wrote:
My perfect girl would be any girl that would punch a guy in the mouth if he objectifies her, and would not mind if any woman makes a move on me. I like strong, crazy women.
Although I wont deny that as a man I strongly revere large balconies on women, I know that if I really love someone, they'll look beautiful to me no matter what.

Same.

''and would not mind if any woman makes a move on me'' ''Same'' Oi, don't misquote me.

[The God-Realm]

Arcem wrote:
My perfect girl would be any girl that would punch a guy in the mouth if he objectifies her, and would threaten any woman who would dare to make a move on me. I like strong, crazy women.
Although I wont deny that as a man I strongly revere large balconies on women, I know that if I really love someone, they'll look beautiful to me no matter what.

Arcem wrote:
My perfect girl would be any girl that would punch a guy in the mouth if he objectifies her, and would not mind if any woman makes a move on me. I like strong, crazy women.
Although I wont deny that as a man I strongly revere large balconies on women, I know that if I really love someone, they'll look beautiful to me no matter what.

Same.

''and would not mind if any woman makes a move on me'' ''Same'' Oi, don't misquote me.

I simply corrected you.

[East Ormania]

Some woman that likes the same stuff that i do.
I also find blue-eyed blondes and asian girls especially attractive.
I hate woman who diminish themselves by listenig to musics that diminish womans.

[New New Capston]

The perfect woman, whom I have found, doesn't need to be beautiful in the normal sense of the word. She has to be charming only with her eyes. She must drive you straight-forward to nirvana with her kiss. This means that surely she is NOT any kind of "chick", which is a type of women that everyone likes "for some reason".

[East Ormania]

The perfect woman, whom I have found, doesn't need to be beautiful in the normal sense of the word. She has to be charming only with her eyes. She must drive you straight-forward to nirvana with her kiss. This means that surely she is NOT any kind of "chick", which is a type of women that everyone likes "for some reason".

You are a lucky person. The best of life!

[New New Capston]

The perfect woman, whom I have found, doesn't need to be beautiful in the normal sense of the word. She has to be charming only with her eyes. She must drive you straight-forward to nirvana with her kiss. This means that surely she is NOT any kind of "chick", which is a type of women that everyone likes "for some reason".

You are a lucky person. The best of life!

Thanks!

[Sapiens Isles]

I think the only thing that stays the same throughout the years when it comes to my taste in women is that I like 'em fairskinned and either skinny or slightly pudgy. And preferably not religious.

I also like smart and funny girls who have an open mind and are into weird things. I dunno. I like girls who have similar interests to mine.

[East Ormania]

I think the only thing that stays the same throughout the years when it comes to my taste in women is that I like 'em fairskinned and either skinny or slightly pudgy. And preferably not religious.

I also like smart and funny girls who have an open mind and are into weird things. I dunno. I like girls who have similar interests to mine.

I've been trying that for years.