The Perfect Woman

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

When guys are desperate we will find make the perfect woman.

Well, not necessarily. I'd be with Revy from Black Lagoon if she existed.

Eh...I'll stick to Fabiola Iglesias...y'know...she's pretty...eh...non-psychopathic. And Yukio, even if she's spiteful.

[Quintium]

Practically speaking, I think my favourite-looking woman at the moment is Jennifer Lawrence.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Practically speaking, I think my favourite-looking woman at the moment is Jennifer Lawrence.

Eh, beauty is subjective...I don't feel much looking at her when I searched her up. The short and messy raven hair and tanned skin of a former girlfriend of Chinese origin still pop up in my mind. Granted, at this point...I've come to realize that many people here fetishize ethnicity which now seems pretty superficial to me.

I now recognize I deeply cared for that girl because of her wonderfully introverted personality and eccentric traits, however it also leaves me to wonder if we really do objectify people here.

Women here are described as if they were commodities with different traits. What do I feel...absolutely nothing...oh God, I miss the ever introverted miss E.T.

[The God-Realm]

Practically speaking, I think my favourite-looking woman at the moment is Jennifer Lawrence.

She looks like a bimbo.

ew

Practically speaking, I think my favourite-looking woman at the moment is Jennifer Lawrence.

Eh, beauty is subjective...I don't feel much looking at her when I searched her up. The short and messy raven hair and tanned skin of a former girlfriend of Chinese origin still pop up in my mind. Granted, at this point...I've come to realize that many people here fetishize ethnicity which now seems pretty superficial to me.

I now recognize I deeply cared for that girl because of her wonderfully introverted personality and eccentric traits, however it also leaves me to wonder if we really do objectify people here.

Women here are described as if they were commodities with different traits. What do I feel...absolutely nothing...oh God, I miss the ever introverted miss E.T.

*sniff*

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

*sniff*

Ahhh! Goodbye world, farewell my Lotte...eh...I mean Emily...

[Death Metal]

Well, not necessarily. I'd be with Revy from Black Lagoon if she existed.

Eh...I'll stick to Fabiola Iglesias...y'know...she's pretty...eh...non-psychopathic.

Well, compared to Roberta maybe...

Besides, Revy is a total closet domme.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Eh...I'll stick to Fabiola Iglesias...y'know...she's pretty...eh...non-psychopathic.

Well, compared to Roberta maybe...

Besides, Revy is a total closet domme.

But Yukio is submissive when not angered...but then there's the old sword-to-the-throat business...not your idea of the typical pork cutlass...

[Death Metal]

Well, compared to Roberta maybe...

Besides, Revy is a total closet domme.

But Yukio is submissive when not angered...but then there's the old sword-to-the-throat business...not your idea of the typical pork cutlass...

I don't want a sub though.

Unless Revy wants two of them...

[The God-Realm]

But Yukio is submissive when not angered...but then there's the old sword-to-the-throat business...not your idea of the typical pork cutlass...

I don't want a sub though.

Unless Revy wants two of them...

subs are not fun.

I suck at torture ;~;

[Death Metal]

I don't want a sub though.

Unless Revy wants two of them...

subs are not fun.

I suck at torture ;~;

Well of course you're not into subs if you don't like being a dom.

[Korintar]

I don't want a sub though.

Unless Revy wants two of them...

subs are not fun.

I suck at torture ;~;

Don't feel too bad. The idea of bdsm kinda grosses me out

[The God-Realm]

subs are not fun.

I suck at torture ;~;

Well of course you're not into subs if you don't like being a dom.

I can't do it because I get scared that I will kill my girlfriend.

And you cannot find another metal-loving goth chick from Kazakhstan with a Russian accent named Ekaterina.

subs are not fun.

I suck at torture ;~;

Don't feel too bad. The idea of bdsm kinda grosses me out

It's not gross.

It's less gross than real sex actually.

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

subs are not fun.

I suck at torture ;~;

Don't feel too bad. The idea of bdsm kinda grosses me out

That's what I thought at first...then I realized I liked being burned by wax.

[SanctusEmpire]

Don't feel too bad. The idea of bdsm kinda grosses me out

That's what I thought at first...then I realized I liked being burned by wax.

Being burned by wax is rather tantalising

For some reason I put that in the same category as being licked by cat

How do I get a cat to lick my balls though?

[The God-Realm]

I like I-No.

She speaks to me.

[SanctusEmpire]

The girls on "Friends" are doing it for me at the moment. theyre covering a couple of bases at the moment

[Korintar]

The girls on "Friends" are doing it for me at the moment. theyre covering a couple of bases at the moment

There are some slideshows on Youtube that are really doing it for me

[SanctusEmpire]

The girls on "Friends" are doing it for me at the moment. theyre covering a couple of bases at the moment

There are some slideshows on Youtube that are really doing it for me

Mmmmmm I know

[Alaje]

I like I-No.

She speaks to me.

From Guilty Gear?

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Ok, never mind. As far as I can tell, the perfect woman is in my MonWedFri lecture hall. Sorry everyone, the discussion's over.
Not sure if she's single, though...

[Tiltjuice]

Ok, never mind. As far as I can tell, the perfect woman is in my MonWedFri lecture hall. Sorry everyone, the discussion's over.
Not sure if she's single, though...

Win. I know the feeling.

What class is that?

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Ok, never mind. As far as I can tell, the perfect woman is in my MonWedFri lecture hall. Sorry everyone, the discussion's over.
Not sure if she's single, though...

Win. I know the feeling.

What class is that?

It's a Law class.
She's actually in another one of my lecture hall classes too apparently, but I've never seen her there.

[Tiltjuice]

Win. I know the feeling.

What class is that?

It's a Law class.
She's actually in another one of my lecture hall classes too apparently, but I've never seen her there.

Law school? Nice.

Hmm. Well, there's always a chance.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

It's a Law class.
She's actually in another one of my lecture hall classes too apparently, but I've never seen her there.

Law school? Nice.

Hmm. Well, there's always a chance.

Naw, it's just an intro general-studies law class. I'm only a freshman.
And I always like to cheer myself up by reminding myself that I have a better chance than 99.9% of the school in getting her to fall madly in love with me. After all, at least she knows my name!
I will have to work fast, though, as the quarter ends in like a month and a half, and after that, I've no idea if I'll ever see her again otherwise.

[Kazarogkai]

By far The most Important thing I can say that is important to me and even if everything else is perfect This is too important That I wont Even look at a female if they dont got it. I know its pretty "Ignorant" But I dont really care, Its important to me If you dont like that well you can go Drop dead In a ditch for All I care.

Anyways what Is most Important to me In a female? Well that should be obvious