The Perfect Woman

[Korintar]

Sometimes I have the same problem with women I do with chicken... do I want legs or breasts or both? White meat or dark meat?

Chicken:
Breasts/white meat- don't care for the drumsticks too much

Women:
Big Boobs
Bodacious Butt
Thick Thighs
Dark skin and dark hair (brunettes or raven-haired are pretty! blondes are turnoff, especially the lighter shades- platinum blondes are, um, no)
Leg length is not something I concern myself with.

[SanctusEmpire]

Blondes have been getting the short end of the stick on this thread so far which is surprising because most of the big name porn stars are blonde

[Bralia]

Really, Britons? Is that your best shot?

That woman actually looks a little too perfect. . Such "perfection" is actually a bit of a turn-off for me.

[Miasto Lodz]

She looks like just another blonde really.

(...) I could easily walk down the road and see a hotter girl than her,(...)

My thoughts exactly. Don't get me wrong, she's cute, but IMHO her face is a bit, from lack of a better term, too two-dimensional.



Damn it, her face is flat like a pancake and it would take much less polygons to create her realistic image.
The downside is the flat faced girls are pretty common phenomena in UK.

[Melas]

Am I the only one here who hates the northen european white? Seriously some women are like full of glitter (or is that a make up in your area?)

[The God-Realm]

Am I the only one here who hates the northen european white? Seriously some women are like full of glitter (or is that a make up in your area?)

I like makeup, but only a little.

90% of blondes dont look hot imo.

If you include all the fake blondes I'd agree, but I prefer darker haired girls anyway.

My favorite hair color is raven, like mine. I'm lucky to have natural raven hair, most Afrikaaners are blonde.

[Kaldaran]

I love nerdy girls. In fact I don't think I could have a functional relationship with a non nerd. She also has to have a sharp mind and a good heart. As for appearance, I like skinny girls with smaller breasts and short, colorful hair. (I'm talking high metabolism not anorexic)

[Norsklow]

Am I the only one here who hates the northen european white? Seriously some women are like full of glitter (or is that a make up in your area?)

They are so much unlike me. I find that rather appealing actually

[The Two Jerseys]

I'll add my two cents.

Physically:
Caucasian, light to moderate skin tone. Must be a natural skin tone however, I don't like girls who are addicted to tanning.
No preference on hair color, it's just too hard to pick one I like more than the others. Though it must be a natural color. Doesn't have to be her natural color, just not obviously dyed.
Medium-length hair.
Eye color doesn't matter, pretty much everything looks good. Just none of that weird red cat's-eye contact lens shit.
Preferably skinny with decent T&A (doesn't have to be huge, just enough to grab a hold of). Curvy is acceptable. Chubby is not.
Any height is acceptable, though I do like taller girls.
Tattoos/piercings are OK, so long as they're not excessive.
Nice smile.
My age +/-5 years

Mentally/emotionally:
Smart.
Funny.
Enjoys having conversations, but not overly talkative.
Honest.
Loyal.
Dependable.
Creative.
Willing to take charge.
Sympathetic.
Has a bit of a wild side.
Feminine, but not a complete girly-girl.

Worldview:
I actually wouldn't mind if she were liberal. Opposites attract. Plus liberal chicks are good in bed.
Christian, though not particularly religious.
Not into any hippie/New Age/all-natural/animals-are-people-too/save Mother Earth crap.
Vegetarians/vegans need not apply.

Misc.
Must have a normal name. Anything that sounds like a stripper or is spelled with random Scrabble tiles is a no-go.
Nerdy is OK.
Preferably has similar tastes in music/TV/movies/art/books.
Must be willing to tolerate my eccentricities. (And I assure you, I'm not normal.)
Preferably non-smoker.
No drugs.
Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.
As Faolinn expertly put it, "I cannot stress this part enough, she MUST have been born with an XX chromosome."

[Melas]

I'll add my two cents.

Physically:
Caucasian, light to moderate skin tone. Must be a natural skin tone however, I don't like girls who are addicted to tanning.
No preference on hair color, it's just too hard to pick one I like more than the others. Though it must be a natural color. Doesn't have to be her natural color, just not obviously dyed.
Medium-length hair.
Eye color doesn't matter, pretty much everything looks good. Just none of that weird red cat's-eye contact lens shit.
Preferably skinny with decent T&A (doesn't have to be huge, just enough to grab a hold of). Curvy is acceptable. Chubby is not.
Any height is acceptable, though I do like taller girls.
Tattoos/piercings are OK, so long as they're not excessive.
Nice smile.
My age +/-5 years

Mentally/emotionally:
Smart.
Funny.
Enjoys having conversations, but not overly talkative.
Honest.
Loyal.
Dependable.
Creative.
Willing to take charge.
Sympathetic.
Has a bit of a wild side.
Feminine, but not a complete girly-girl.

Worldview:
I actually wouldn't mind if she were liberal. Opposites attract. Plus liberal chicks are good in bed.
Christian, though not particularly religious.
Not into any hippie/New Age/all-natural/animals-are-people-too/save Mother Earth crap.
Vegetarians/vegans need not apply.

Misc.
Must have a normal name. Anything that sounds like a stripper or is spelled with random Scrabble tiles is a no-go.
Nerdy is OK.
Preferably has similar tastes in music/TV/movies/art/books.
Must be willing to tolerate my eccentricities. (And I assure you, I'm not normal.)
Preferably non-smoker.
No drugs.
Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.
As Faolinn expertly put it, "I cannot stress this part enough, she MUST have been born with an XX chromosome."

DAWM,thats what I want,only difference bewteen us is I want bigger milkduds

[Gaveo]

I'll add my two cents.

Physically:
Caucasian, light to moderate skin tone. Must be a natural skin tone however, I don't like girls who are addicted to tanning.
No preference on hair color, it's just too hard to pick one I like more than the others. Though it must be a natural color. Doesn't have to be her natural color, just not obviously dyed.
Medium-length hair.
Eye color doesn't matter, pretty much everything looks good. Just none of that weird red cat's-eye contact lens shit.
Preferably skinny with decent T&A (doesn't have to be huge, just enough to grab a hold of). Curvy is acceptable. Chubby is not.
Any height is acceptable, though I do like taller girls.
Tattoos/piercings are OK, so long as they're not excessive.
Nice smile.
My age +/-5 years

Mentally/emotionally:
Smart.
Funny.
Enjoys having conversations, but not overly talkative.
Honest.
Loyal.
Dependable.
Creative.
Willing to take charge.
Sympathetic.
Has a bit of a wild side.
Feminine, but not a complete girly-girl.

Worldview:
I actually wouldn't mind if she were liberal. Opposites attract. Plus liberal chicks are good in bed.
Christian, though not particularly religious.
Not into any hippie/New Age/all-natural/animals-are-people-too/save Mother Earth crap.
Vegetarians/vegans need not apply.

Misc.
Must have a normal name. Anything that sounds like a stripper or is spelled with random Scrabble tiles is a no-go.
Nerdy is OK.
Preferably has similar tastes in music/TV/movies/art/books.
Must be willing to tolerate my eccentricities. (And I assure you, I'm not normal.)
Preferably non-smoker.
No drugs.
Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.
As Faolinn expertly put it, "I cannot stress this part enough, she MUST have been born with an XX chromosome."

DAWM,thats what I want,only difference bewteen us is I want bigger milkduds

Same here.

[Nazi States of Europe]

Blondes have been getting the short end of the stick on this thread so far which is surprising because most of the big name porn stars are blonde

Are they? I'm not a follower of porn but I'm scratching my head for many noteworthy blonde porn stars...what big named blonde porn stars are they're?

[Gaveo]

Blondes have been getting the short end of the stick on this thread so far which is surprising because most of the big name porn stars are blonde

Are they? I'm not a follower of porn but I'm scratching my head for many noteworthy blonde porn stars...what big named blonde porn stars are they're?

Uh, um I'll get back with that.

[Korintar]

Mentally/emotionally:
Smart.
Funny.
Enjoys having conversations, but not overly talkative.
Honest.
Loyal.
Dependable.
Creative.
Willing to take charge.
Sympathetic.
Has a bit of a wild side.
Feminine, but not a complete girly-girl.

Worldview:
I actually wouldn't mind if she were liberal. Opposites attract. Plus liberal chicks are good in bed.
Christian, though not particularly religious.
Not into any hippie/New Age/all-natural/animals-are-people-too/save Mother Earth crap.
Vegetarians/vegans need not apply.

Misc.
Must have a normal name. Anything that sounds like a stripper or is spelled with random Scrabble tiles is a no-go.
Nerdy is OK.
Preferably has similar tastes in music/TV/movies/art/books.
Must be willing to tolerate my eccentricities. (And I assure you, I'm not normal.)
Preferably non-smoker.
No drugs.
Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.
As Faolinn expertly put it, "I cannot stress this part enough, she MUST have been born with an XX chromosome."

In my case, non-smoker is mandatory (lung problems), as is being born with an XX chromosome pair. I agree with the miscellaneous section overall, although I'd add strongly prefer non-drinker. The whole experimentation thing sounds like it would be fun in theory, but I doubt it really is- you might need to be prepared to "experiment" with what she might refer to as your hot gay/bi boyfriend That is not to mention the difficulty of maintaining a healthy, functioning triad or quad (I admire those who can actually pull it off... I am open to the idea, in theory, but I am not sure how I'd be in practice...). I'd want a girl who would be open to trying different things in bed though, such as anal. I love geeky or nerdy girls- geeky and sane= HOT

Christian is a must, as is being politically liberal to left wing. Although, I've been told by friends that fundie girls are more likely to be wild and willing to experiment in the bedroom I don't mind vegetarians, as long as they do not try to convert me. One of my religion professors and her husband, who is also a religion professor at my college, have been trying to convert me, with little (read no) success.

The mentally and emotionally list I agree with, but I don't mind it if the girl is extremely talkative. However I'd add that the gal must have decent self esteem and be emotionally stable. Common values, compatible passions, and emotional stability are all very important.

[SanctusEmpire]

Blondes have been getting the short end of the stick on this thread so far which is surprising because most of the big name porn stars are blonde

Are they? I'm not a follower of porn but I'm scratching my head for many noteworthy blonde porn stars...what big named blonde porn stars are they're?

Ummmm???

Nina Hartley!!

[Condunum]

Have I posted the perfect woman for me? I dunno. I might as well...


Physical traits:

- Light brown hair, although dyeing funky colors is fine
- Medium-long hair
- Blue eyes
- Short, around 5'
- Large honkers
- Cute butt
- Full lips
- Not thin. Call me a chubby chase if you will ;3

Personality traits:

- Eccentric, in a less bad, more quirky way
- Romantic
- Sexual
- Thoughtful
- Smart
- Energetic, yet lethargic at home
- Not a smart ass
- Willing to put up with a smart ass

You know, now that I think about it, the only thing I like that my current girlfriend isn't is "not a smart ass".

[Trotskylvania]

God you guys are picky.

[Condunum]

God you guys are picky.

I just like small big girls, mmkay? Is that so much to ask?

[SanctusEmpire]

God you guys are picky.

Not really at the end of the day but i suspect you may already know this. My current partner is far from my ideal but we click on many different levels so I suppose what my mind wants and what fate has in store for me are 2 very different things.

[The God-Realm]

I'll add my two cents.

Physically:
Caucasian, light to moderate skin tone. Must be a natural skin tone however, I don't like girls who are addicted to tanning.
No preference on hair color, it's just too hard to pick one I like more than the others. Though it must be a natural color. Doesn't have to be her natural color, just not obviously dyed.
Medium-length hair.
Eye color doesn't matter, pretty much everything looks good. Just none of that weird red cat's-eye contact lens shit.
Preferably skinny with decent T&A (doesn't have to be huge, just enough to grab a hold of). Curvy is acceptable. Chubby is not.
Any height is acceptable, though I do like taller girls.
Tattoos/piercings are OK, so long as they're not excessive.
Nice smile.
My age +/-5 years

Mentally/emotionally:
Smart.
Funny.
Enjoys having conversations, but not overly talkative.
Honest.
Loyal.
Dependable.
Creative.
Willing to take charge.
Sympathetic.
Has a bit of a wild side.
Feminine, but not a complete girly-girl.

Worldview:
I actually wouldn't mind if she were liberal. Opposites attract. Plus liberal chicks are good in bed.
Christian, though not particularly religious.
Not into any hippie/New Age/all-natural/animals-are-people-too/save Mother Earth crap.
Vegetarians/vegans need not apply.

Misc.
Must have a normal name. Anything that sounds like a stripper or is spelled with random Scrabble tiles is a no-go.
Nerdy is OK.
Preferably has similar tastes in music/TV/movies/art/books.
Must be willing to tolerate my eccentricities. (And I assure you, I'm not normal.)
Preferably non-smoker.
No drugs.
Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.
As Faolinn expertly put it, "I cannot stress this part enough, she MUST have been born with an XX chromosome."

I dislike normal names. Only my previous girlfriend had a "normal" name, I think.
I don't mind if she was a boy at some point, it kind of turns me on.
The earth is good and you are a conservative.

Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.

This appeals to me.

[SanctusEmpire]

I'll add my two cents.

Physically:
Caucasian, light to moderate skin tone. Must be a natural skin tone however, I don't like girls who are addicted to tanning.
No preference on hair color, it's just too hard to pick one I like more than the others. Though it must be a natural color. Doesn't have to be her natural color, just not obviously dyed.
Medium-length hair.
Eye color doesn't matter, pretty much everything looks good. Just none of that weird red cat's-eye contact lens shit.
Preferably skinny with decent T&A (doesn't have to be huge, just enough to grab a hold of). Curvy is acceptable. Chubby is not.
Any height is acceptable, though I do like taller girls.
Tattoos/piercings are OK, so long as they're not excessive.
Nice smile.
My age +/-5 years

Mentally/emotionally:
Smart.
Funny.
Enjoys having conversations, but not overly talkative.
Honest.
Loyal.
Dependable.
Creative.
Willing to take charge.
Sympathetic.
Has a bit of a wild side.
Feminine, but not a complete girly-girl.

Worldview:
I actually wouldn't mind if she were liberal. Opposites attract. Plus liberal chicks are good in bed.
Christian, though not particularly religious.
Not into any hippie/New Age/all-natural/animals-are-people-too/save Mother Earth crap.
Vegetarians/vegans need not apply.

Misc.
Must have a normal name. Anything that sounds like a stripper or is spelled with random Scrabble tiles is a no-go.
Nerdy is OK.
Preferably has similar tastes in music/TV/movies/art/books.
Must be willing to tolerate my eccentricities. (And I assure you, I'm not normal.)
Preferably non-smoker.
No drugs.
Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.
As Faolinn expertly put it, "I cannot stress this part enough, she MUST have been born with an XX chromosome."

I dislike normal names. Only my previous girlfriend had a "normal" name, I think.
I don't mind if she was a boy at some point, it kind of turns me on.
The earth is good and you are a conservative.

Willing to "experiment" with her hot bisexual girlfriend.

This appeals to me.

Would go for a piece of arse that goes by the name of "Shanequar"? That name would ruin it for me

[Quintium]

There is not one perfect woman for me. There are several 'profiles', and they all depend on how their elements fit together.
I'll give you an example of that methodology. It starts with a base value, and then it expands into desirable traits for that base value.

Skinny -> Small breasts -> Long dark or red hair, mature way of dressing -> mature or nerdy personality.

Because the base value is skinny, large breasts would just look funny. Of course, skinny and small breasts looks a bit young, so it needs to be countered by long dark or red hair and a mature way of dressing, possibly involving some tattoos or piercings. From someone who dresses in such a way, I'd expect a personality that fits, or there'd be another round of laughs. Here's another one.

Chubby -> Medium/large breasts, dark or red hair -> caring but mature personality.

Because the base value is chubby, medium or large breasts would suit her body type best. Adding to that, so this is a cumulative condition, chubby ladies are much better off being redheads or brunettes than blondes, because that usually ends up looking ghetto classy. Adding to that, I'd expect a caring but mature personality to go along with those looks.

[The God-Realm]

I dislike normal names. Only my previous girlfriend had a "normal" name, I think.
I don't mind if she was a boy at some point, it kind of turns me on.
The earth is good and you are a conservative.

This appeals to me.

Would go for a piece of arse that goes by the name of "Shanequar"? That name would ruin it for me

Ghetto names are bad.

There is not one perfect woman for me. There are several 'profiles', and they all depend on how their elements fit together.
I'll give you an example of that methodology. It starts with a base value, and then it expands into desirable traits for that base value.

Skinny -> Small breasts -> Long dark or red hair, mature way of dressing -> mature or nerdy personality.

Because the base value is skinny, large breasts would just look funny. Of course, skinny and small breasts looks a bit young, so it needs to be countered by long dark or red hair and a mature way of dressing, possibly involving some tattoos or piercings. From someone who dresses in such a way, I'd expect a personality that fits, or there'd be another round of laughs. Here's another one.

True.

[Melas]

Also she has to be naturally woman,a dude with a surgery or a woman with both 'things' is discusting in my mind (sorry for people who were born that way,but its a fucking turn off) also smoking is also a killer . I dont care for fake boobs though

[The God-Realm]

Also she has to be naturally woman,a dude with a surgery or a woman with both 'things' is discusting in my mind (sorry for people who were born that way,but its a fucking turn off) also smoking is also a killer . I dont care for fake boobs though

I like girls with both.

It's like a dude but less gay.