The Perfect Woman

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

My stuffed whale is a humanophile. D: I blame it all on the whale.

:|

:c It seduced me.

[Immoren]

:|

:c It seduced me.

Seduced you with its Cetacean Wiles?

[Dyakovo]

I could've sworn I saw someone make a gender-flipped version of this thread yesterday. Where is it?

It died from lack of interest.

[Dyakovo]

I like you're style bro. I also like women with a little fuller figure, they're so soft.

She'd have to have some brains though, I can't stand it not being able to hold intellectual conversation with someone.

Why are fat women so attractive to you guys

Why are you so worked up over the fact that what other people find attractive doesn't match up with what you find attractive?

[The God-Realm]

Why are fat women so attractive to you guys

Why are you so worked up over the fact that what other people find attractive doesn't match up with what you find attractive?

Because i'm stupid.

[Dyakovo]

Why are you so worked up over the fact that what other people find attractive doesn't match up with what you find attractive?

Because i'm stupid.

At least you realize it...

[The Blaatschapen]

I could've sworn I saw someone make a gender-flipped version of this thread yesterday. Where is it?

It died from lack of interest.

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

[The God-Realm]

It died from lack of interest.

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

It died because of Straight men saying they were perfect.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

:c It seduced me.

Seduced you with its Cetacean Wiles?

Its smoooooth contours~
c; Those flippers~

[The Blaatschapen]

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

It died because of Straight men saying they were perfect.

Ugh. Stupid cloning nowadays

[Alaje]

It died from lack of interest.

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

No, just no. Please don't get me started.

[The God-Realm]

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

No, just no. Please don't get me started.

Bigot!
~Dr Bigot

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

No, just no. Please don't get me started.

c: You mad ponyfriend

[Dyakovo]

Which I find kind of strange to be honest. We have lots of male, gay posters around. Surely they'd have an opinion.

No, just no. Please don't get me started.

No, really, there is a sizeable homosexual community on NS.

[Gaveo]

No, just no. Please don't get me started.

No, really, there is a sizeable homosexual community on NS.

Yep.

[SanctusEmpire]

I remember discussing that in my Religion and Popular Culture class. Personally, I don't think women need to conform to any such mold. There is one gal that I am friends with at college. She is a chubby girl, and I can't help staring at her- she is absolutely gorgeous! Perfect face, beautiful eyes, long black hair, and an amazing body- when she isn't looking, my eyes start drifting to checking out her curvaceous figure- the way she fills out her dresses with her big breasts, round butt, and soft belly is very nice. Her personality is great too- very smart, geeky, talkative, and upbeat. The one sad thing though is that she does not date- she is not interested in a dating relationship

I like you're style bro. I also like women with a little fuller figure, they're so soft.

She'd have to have some brains though, I can't stand it not being able to hold intellectual conversation with someone.

Fat women aren't my preference though because a woman who does nothing and over eats is a turn off for me but when they carry themselves well they can be very attractive

[Kazarogkai]

I'm 6'0, 178 pounds.

I'm 5'6, 121 pounds.

I'm 5'3 172 pounds. I am considered to have a stocky body type though(Solidly built, Broad shouldered) so meaning I dont look particularily fat at all.

[Melas]

APPEREANCE:
A cute face i can look into and get hypnotized,doesnt have to be perfect but I want it to be smooth,no clown make-up.I dont care much about colour but south mediteranian skin is the best for me (darker toned white) but white is my 2nd best.BIG BOOBS,I know what you thinking but no I dont want Cow boobs just big ones I can get my head into and say 'PRRUUU' (jk) anyways I want them to be medium/big size something I can grab with ease not suffocate me while she is on top (also known as fat women boob) I dont care that much about ass but as long as it does not follow a line with her body I am ok.

BRAINS:
She has to be smart,not a genious but I want her to know what is going on the world,not being all like 'What is a Putin new kind of yogurt?' someone I can communicate and have a conversation with.I dont want her to be a slut,a past of her being the hood hore would turn me off,I like women who socialize with a lot of people as long as they dont get 'too much into her'

Chances of ever finding her?
Absolutely one,but one can still fap dream

[The God-Realm]

APPEREANCE:
A cute face i can look into and get hypnotized,doesnt have to be perfect but I want it to be smooth,no clown make-up.I dont care much about colour but south mediteranian skin is the best for me (darker toned white) but white is my 2nd best.BIG BOOBS,I know what you thinking but no I dont want Cow boobs just big ones I can get my head into and say 'PRRUUU' (jk) anyways I want them to be medium/big size something I can grab with ease not suffocate me while she is on top (also known as fat women boob) I dont care that much about ass but as long as it does not follow a line with her body I am ok.

BRAINS:
She has to be smart,not a genious but I want her to know what is going on the world,not being all like 'What is a Putin new kind of yogurt?' someone I can communicate and have a conversation with.I dont want her to be a slut,a past of her being the hood hore would turn me off,I like women who socialize with a lot of people as long as they dont get 'too much into her'

Chances of ever finding her?
Absolutely one,but one can still fap dream

Dude slow down.

[SanctusEmpire]

APPEREANCE:
A cute face i can look into and get hypnotized,doesnt have to be perfect but I want it to be smooth,no clown make-up.I dont care much about colour but south mediteranian skin is the best for me (darker toned white) but white is my 2nd best.BIG BOOBS,I know what you thinking but no I dont want Cow boobs just big ones I can get my head into and say 'PRRUUU' (jk) anyways I want them to be medium/big size something I can grab with ease not suffocate me while she is on top (also known as fat women boob) I dont care that much about ass but as long as it does not follow a line with her body I am ok.

BRAINS:
She has to be smart,not a genious but I want her to know what is going on the world,not being all like 'What is a Putin new kind of yogurt?' someone I can communicate and have a conversation with.I dont want her to be a slut,a past of her being the hood hore would turn me off,I like women who socialize with a lot of people as long as they dont get 'too much into her'

Chances of ever finding her?
Absolutely one,but one can still fap dream

Dude slow down.

Mate let him be, Im hoping this thread will allow men to express their idea of a perfect woman. Mate women a far more judgemental of us than we are of them

[Norsklow]

SNIP

Mate let him be, Im hoping this thread will allow men to express their idea of a perfect woman. Mate women a far more judgemental of us than we are of them

1. Lori Singer.
2. Lori Singer.
3. Belinda Carlisle.

[The God-Realm]

Dude slow down.

Mate let him be, Im hoping this thread will allow men to express their idea of a perfect woman. Mate women a far more judgemental of us than we are of them

Sure.

SNIP

Mate let him be, Im hoping this thread will allow men to express their idea of a perfect woman. Mate women a far more judgemental of us than we are of them

1. Lori Singer.
2. Lori Singer.
3. Belinda Carlisle.

Wrong
Wrong
Fine, you got a internet.

[SanctusEmpire]

Mate let him be, Im hoping this thread will allow men to express their idea of a perfect woman. Mate women a far more judgemental of us than we are of them

Sure.

1. Lori Singer.
2. Lori Singer.
3. Belinda Carlisle.

Wrong
Wrong
Fine, you got a internet.

Sheesh

[SanctusEmpire]

god realm my arse mother fucker!!

[The God-Realm]

god realm my arse mother fucker!!

*takes a bow*