The Perfect Woman

[Death Metal]

If sucking your perfect woman's cock is something you find an essential aspect of your perfect woman that's fine by me.

Then why the fuck did you make the "lol, transgenders eww" post that started this shit in the first place?

[SanctusEmpire]

If sucking your perfect woman's cock is something you find an essential aspect of your perfect woman that's fine by me.

Then why the fuck did you make the "lol, transgenders eww" post that started this shit in the first place?

I didnt say anything like that ace, fucking homos are infiltrating this thread

[Immoren]

Then why the fuck did you make the "lol, transgenders eww" post that started this shit in the first place?

I didnt say anything like that ace, fucking homos are infiltrating this thread

Being attracted to MtF transgender doesn't make you gay. :I

[SanctusEmpire]

I didnt say anything like that ace, fucking homos are infiltrating this thread

Being attracted to MtF transgender doesn't make you gay. :I

What does it make you then?

[Neutraligon]

Being attracted to MtF transgender doesn't make you gay. :I

What does it make you then?

heterosexual.

[Farnhamia]

Being attracted to MtF transgender doesn't make you gay. :I

What does it make you then?

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

[Death Metal]

What does it make you then?

heterosexual.

Pretty much this.

[Raeyh]

What does it make you then?

heterosexual.

You are both the same sex, though. It's based on sex and not gender.

[SanctusEmpire]

What does it make you then?

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

Im laughing at the idea of the homo infiltration in this thread. I mean honestly, How many times do I have to say this, I DONT CARE IF YOUR PERFECT WOMAN HAS A COCK OKAY!! IT REALLY DOESNT BOTHER ME IF THATS YOURE THING OKAY!!

A little odd I admit but totally at the discretion of who ever okay??

[Farnhamia]

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

Im laughing at the idea of the homo infiltration in this thread. I mean honestly, How many times do I have to say this, I DONT CARE IF YOUR PERFECT WOMAN HAS A COCK OKAY!! IT REALLY DOESNT BOTHER ME IF THATS YOURE THING OKAY!!

A little odd I admit but totally at the discretion of who ever okay??

Not odd at all, really. *makes a note & assumes a Viennese accent* Let us continue zis at our next session, shall ve? I sink you're on the verge of a brrreakthrough, ja.

[Death Metal]

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

Im laughing at the idea of the homo infiltration in this thread. I mean honestly, How many times do I have to say this, I DONT CARE IF YOUR PERFECT WOMAN HAS A COCK OKAY!! IT REALLY DOESNT BOTHER ME IF THATS YOURE THING OKAY!!

Again, if it truly didn't bother you, why even start this? Either it does bother you, or you were just trying to stir shit. Man up and admit it either way.

[SanctusEmpire]

What does it make you then?

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

Are you straight or homosexual, male or female if may be so bold as to ask please?

[Death Metal]

heterosexual.

You are both the same sex, though. It's based on sex and not gender.

In a word, no.

[SanctusEmpire]

Im laughing at the idea of the homo infiltration in this thread. I mean honestly, How many times do I have to say this, I DONT CARE IF YOUR PERFECT WOMAN HAS A COCK OKAY!! IT REALLY DOESNT BOTHER ME IF THATS YOURE THING OKAY!!

Again, if it truly didn't bother you, why even start this? Either it does bother you, or you were just trying to stir shit. Man up and admit it either way.

I didnt start it and im being attacked

[Death Metal]

Again, if it truly didn't bother you, why even start this? Either it does bother you, or you were just trying to stir shit. Man up and admit it either way.

I didnt start it and im being attacked

Stirring up shit it is then.

[SanctusEmpire]

I didnt start it and im being attacked

Stirring up shit it is then.

Nope

[Farnhamia]

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

Are you straight or homosexual, male or female if may be so bold as to ask please?

If you answer what difference it makes whether I'm one or the other combination of those?

Here, I made a handy form:

Straight male:
Straight female:
Homosexual male:
Homosexual female:

[Immoren]

Sophisticated.

And were you rolling around on the floor because you said "Homos"? I haven't seen anyone giggle over that since I was in the third grade.

Are you straight or homosexual, male or female if may be so bold as to ask please?

I am pansexual male.

[SanctusEmpire]

Are you straight or homosexual, male or female if may be so bold as to ask please?

If you answer what difference it makes whether I'm one or the other combination of those?

Here, I made a handy form:

Straight male:
Straight female:
Homosexual male:
Homosexual female:

You have me at a disadvantage if we are to continue our discussion on this rather delicate sexual issue as you pretty much can surmise, I am a heterosexual male. To speak on even terms is all I ask?

[Farnhamia]

Are you straight or homosexual, male or female if may be so bold as to ask please?

I am pansexual male.

Show-off. You'll shag anything that's not faster than you, is it?

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Are you straight or homosexual, male or female if may be so bold as to ask please?

If you answer what difference it makes whether I'm one or the other combination of those?

Here, I made a handy form:

Straight male: Good, honest God-fearin' man. Good!
Straight female: Hawt.
Homosexual male: URGH.
Homosexual female: Hawt.

That's it summed up for you.

[Farnhamia]

If you answer what difference it makes whether I'm one or the other combination of those?

Here, I made a handy form:

Straight male:
Straight female:
Homosexual male:
Homosexual female:

You have me at a disadvantage if we are to continue our discussion on this rather delicate sexual issue as you pretty much can surmise, I am a heterosexual male. To speak on even terms is all I ask?

How do I have you at a disadvantage if you don't know my gender and orientation?

[Snail-land]

Over time I've found that my attraction to women changes. For a long time I preferred brunettes but always wound up with blondes. It seemed that blondes preferred me. I liked large breasts and intelligence wasn't an issue. NOW I prefer redhead women and breast size is not an issue and I'd prefer at the very least, 3 quarters of a brain. 2 prerequisites that haven't changed though is a nice bottom and alluring eyes! oh the eyes!

Aside from physical attributes a confident woman with a sense of humour and a woman who is not the sum of all her friends and for me I think I have the perfect woman. Cooking and cleaning is not an issue as this is 2012 and I like to cook and I don't mind cleaning.

As a disclaimer. I have a fondness for all women except the over-weight. Personal preference only please no offence meant.


Describe your perfect woman

What bothers me about this post is that you seem to see women as interchangeable objects for your use, differentiated primarily by physical characteristics such as body shape and hair color. You discriminate based on arbitrary aesthetic standards as though such trivial distinctions could accurately determine another human being's worth, or her compatibility as a partner. Women are not types of things to be selected because of slight physical deviations, the way you would go to a store and choose one brand of soda over another. Women are people, each with her own individual thoughts and feelings. It baffles me why any woman would knowingly choose to be with someone who thought of them in such a manner. I can only assume that they have either been conditioned to think that being treated that way is unavoidable, or they do not know that you are being superficial. Either way, it is disturbing to me that anyone would select a mate for the color of her hair or the shape of her body. Her hair will probably turn white someday, and when she gets older, she will probably gain weight. If you picked her for her body, what will you have left?

[Farnhamia]

Over time I've found that my attraction to women changes. For a long time I preferred brunettes but always wound up with blondes. It seemed that blondes preferred me. I liked large breasts and intelligence wasn't an issue. NOW I prefer redhead women and breast size is not an issue and I'd prefer at the very least, 3 quarters of a brain. 2 prerequisites that haven't changed though is a nice bottom and alluring eyes! oh the eyes!

Aside from physical attributes a confident woman with a sense of humour and a woman who is not the sum of all her friends and for me I think I have the perfect woman. Cooking and cleaning is not an issue as this is 2012 and I like to cook and I don't mind cleaning.

As a disclaimer. I have a fondness for all women except the over-weight. Personal preference only please no offence meant.


Describe your perfect woman

What bothers me about this post is that you seem to see women as interchangeable objects for your use, differentiated primarily by physical characteristics such as body shape and hair color. You discriminate based on arbitrary aesthetic standards as though such trivial distinctions could accurately determine another human being's worth, or her compatibility as a partner. Women are not types of things to be selected because of slight physical deviations, the way you would go to a store and choose one brand of soda over another. Women are people, each with her own individual thoughts and feelings. It baffles me why any woman would knowingly choose to be with someone who thought of them in such a manner. I can only assume that they have either been conditioned to think that being treated that way in unavoidable, or they do not know that you are being superficial. Either way, it is disturbing to me that anyone would select a mate for the color of her hair or the shape of her body. Her hair will probably turn white someday, and when she gets older, she will probably gain weight. If you picked her for her body, what will you have left?

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and grey.

So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.

[Immoren]

I am pansexual male.

Show-off. You'll shag anything that's not faster than you, is it?

Of course not!
Do you think I am some weirdo suffering from satyriasis? D:<