The Perfect Woman

[Death Metal]

Sure. What kind, on what bread, how do you want it cut, and do you want a drink to go with that?

shrimp and avocado on brown please

Okay. I'm allergic to avacado but I've got sterile gloves so no worries. No cut? No drink? As I said before, I make a good rum and coke.

[Mapletish]

Well here is a catch phrase for you,
A real woman isn't perfect
and a perfect woman isn't real.

[The Blaatschapen]

Well here is a catch phrase for you,
A real woman isn't perfect
and a perfect woman isn't real.

A perfect woman is one that is equal to the sum of her positive divisors.

A real woman is one that doesn't have an imaginary part.

[The Black Forrest]

Bitch. Where is my sammich?

You know how your sig says "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver"? Well, Gidgetisms does not have a "sammich," but she does have duct tape...

Sounds like my kind of girl. Duct tape after all is a useful dating device.

[The Black Forrest]

You know how your sig says "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver"? Well, Gidgetisms does not have a "sammich," but she does have duct tape...

Exactly!

I hate it when people I'm talking to just randomly stop responding.

Sorry had to go to bed early as I have an early project to do.

[The God-Realm]

The perfect woman, eh?

Physical attributes:

Fit/slender (gymnasts, ballerinas, cheerleaders or contortionists preferred)
Not more than a C-cup
Almond-shaped eyes, preferably green
Long, straight hair, preferably jet black or dark purple
Very pale skin, but no freckles
Tight, firm bottom and long legs
No body hair below the nose
British, Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Australian accent (the voices of women from those countries are incredibly sexy)

Emotional compatibility:

Swinger (absolute must -- if you can't share me, you can't have me)
Dark, kind of on the dangerous side (I love goth women)
More submissive than dominant (I have a low pain threshold), but not a doormat
Willing to experiment in the bedroom
Liberal, but not weak (no vegans or anti-death penalty people; liberal only on free speech, sex and pro-socialist economic stuff)
Likes sci-fi/fantasy, action, and horror; hates rom-coms and vomit-coms (Judd Apatow movies and the like)
Isn't easily offended by cursing or sexual innuendo
Won't ask "Where is this relationship going?" or try to "nest" by leaving things at my place
Prefers warmth to cold (very important to agree on temperature, if you're spending a lot of time together under the same thermostat)
Not fancy (I prefer more low-key dining and HATE getting dressed up)
Can handle herself in a fight (for some reason, I find it very sexy watching a woman do martial arts, especially if she's on the winning side)
Likes to sing (I'm addicted to karaoke, so it's an activity we'd probably wind up doing together a lot)

Good good, but I hate British accents. They sound stuck up, only valley girls sound more stuck up. I also like dominant women better.

[Yankee Empire]

I've always had an overwhelming attraction to dark skinned women with bright eyes, specifically green.

They only seem to exist in fiction though

Thats physical though, personality wise i'm not ultra specific, as long as she's a respectful person and not overly crude, a lot of other personal quirks would probly be negligible.

[Gidgetisms]

You know how your sig says "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver"? Well, Gidgetisms does not have a "sammich," but she does have duct tape...

Sounds like my kind of girl. Duct tape after all is a useful dating device.

kinky

[Vareiln]

I've found her, and in my arrogance and ignorance, I drove her away.

[Kazarogkai]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I prefer a woman who is at least a little thickish or at least athletic, Breast size is not too important though instead I want a women with reallly nice ....

[Goodclark]

So, you're an ass man, are you?

All the way my friend

Good choice.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I prefer a woman who is at least a little thickish or at least athletic, Breast size is not too important though instead I want a women with reallly nice ....

Bread?

[Gidgetisms]

I prefer a woman who is at least a little thickish or at least athletic, Breast size is not too important though instead I want a women with reallly nice ....

Bread?

that better not be a link to the band...

[The God-Realm]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I prefer a woman who is at least a little thickish or at least athletic, Breast size is not too important though instead I want a women with reallly nice ....

Bread?

Again, I don't think I need a chef.

[Gaveo]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I prefer a woman who is at least a little thickish or at least athletic, Breast size is not too important though instead I want a women with reallly nice ....

Talk about you being a "buns" man...
Okay that was bad...

[New Roman Empire]

I personaly like brunettes that are smart and have a nice personality.

[Gaveo]

I personaly like brunettes that are smart and have a nice personality.

Same here.

[Gidgetisms]

I personaly like brunettes that are smart and have a nice personality.

Same here.

*really glad she has purple hair*

[Kazarogkai]

Are you hefty if I may be so bold as to ask?

I am. There's pictures floating around, both in the sexiest NSer thread as well as WDYLL

I saw your pic actually, I think you were rather pretty though i suggest you smile more often and also if you had slightly longer hair then that would be pretty nice. But otherwise your nice, so dont be ashamed or anything of yourself for Plenty of people find people like you perty.

[Gaveo]

Same here.

*really glad she has purple hair*

Oh...

[Zarvarza]

Asian, Long Hair, Smart, Modestly dressed.

[Raziac]

Describe your perfect woman

I find that personality is the most attractive thing in a girl. I also don't mind what size/shape she is as long as she is happy being herself in her body. Intellegence is sexy!

I find nerdy girls very cute.

Alone I am not. Good this is.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

The perfect women has a very nice looking cock. o:
That is all.

[Gaveo]

I find that personality is the most attractive thing in a girl. I also don't mind what size/shape she is as long as she is happy being herself in her body. Intellegence is sexy!

I find nerdy girls very cute.

Alone I am not. Good this is.

YODA!

[Death Metal]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I prefer a woman who is at least a little thickish or at least athletic, Breast size is not too important though instead I want a women with reallly nice ....

...tracts of land?