The Perfect Woman

[Korintar]

The perfect woman, eh?

Physical attributes:

Fit/slender (gymnasts, ballerinas, cheerleaders or contortionists preferred)
Not more than a C-cup
Almond-shaped eyes, preferably green
Long, straight hair, preferably jet black or dark purple
Very pale skin, but no freckles
Tight, firm bottom and long legs
No body hair below the nose
British, Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Australian accent (the voices of women from those countries are incredibly sexy)

Emotional compatibility:

Swinger (absolute must -- if you can't share me, you can't have me)
Dark, kind of on the dangerous side (I love goth women)
More submissive than dominant (I have a low pain threshold), but not a doormat
Willing to experiment in the bedroom
Liberal, but not weak (no vegans or anti-death penalty people; liberal only on free speech, sex and pro-socialist economic stuff)
Likes sci-fi/fantasy, action, and horror; hates rom-coms and vomit-coms (Judd Apatow movies and the like)
Isn't easily offended by cursing or sexual innuendo
Won't ask "Where is this relationship going?" or try to "nest" by leaving things at my place
Prefers warmth to cold (very important to agree on temperature, if you're spending a lot of time together under the same thermostat)
Not fancy (I prefer more low-key dining and HATE getting dressed up)
Can handle herself in a fight (for some reason, I find it very sexy watching a woman do martial arts, especially if she's on the winning side)
Likes to sing (I'm addicted to karaoke, so it's an activity we'd probably wind up doing together a lot)

All that expect the politics issues, more right than left. That and a DD Cup would be nice.

I agree with the DD cup being real nice. I agree with my RPing buddy, Olwe, on a lot of things- with the exception of bodytype as I've stated previously in the thread. I have no problems with the whole relationship/nesting thing- I'd be prone asking/doing that myself! I also have a low pain threshold and am very left wing, but far, far from a bleeding heart liberal. As for the whole swinger thing, no thanks. I prefer polyamory or polyfidelity- I'm not really into casual relationships or primary and secondary partners.

[Mizrah]

The perfect woman is . . .

Olive skinned, with big long hair, and shorter than myself. She is toned and skinny, with breasts and a nice tush proportional to her body.

She is healthy and knows how to cook healthy and traditional cuisine. She awakens before me to make breakfast and awaits my arrival home. She spends her day outside of the house taking care of family business and matters.

She has a good sense of money, how to spend it, where to spend it, that I may faithfully entrust her with all my paycheck. She knows how to maintain a household.

She is strong willed, not easily stirred by drama, will keep me and others in place when necessary, and will certainly quite herself when I ask her too.

There is of course, more. This is just the basics.

[Kazarogkai]

She has a good sense of money, how to spend it, where to spend it, that I may faithfully entrust her with all my paycheck. She knows how to maintain a household.

LoL the only money I would give my wife would be to provide for her all the necessities my family needs(food, water, etc), and occasional gifts. My wife would be expected to work also and get her own luxury's and such, except when she is pregnant or with small children(0-4 years of age) then she will be doused with gifts and wonderful materialistic love. I dont care much for a housewife, though surprisingly the number of children that we would probably end up would be 3-6(average in my family) depending on how much money I have(The wealthier I am the more Kids).

[Korintar]

She has a good sense of money, how to spend it, where to spend it, that I may faithfully entrust her with all my paycheck. She knows how to maintain a household.

LoL the only money I would give my wife would be to provide for her all the necessities my family needs(food, water, etc), and occasional gifts. My wife would be expected to work also and get her own luxury's and such, except when she is pregnant or with small children(0-4 years of age) then she will be doused with gifts and wonderful materialistic love. I dont care much for a housewife, though surprisingly the number of children that we would probably end up would be 3-6(average in my family) depending on how much money I have(The wealthier I am the more Kids).

I hope to have several kids myself- about 2-4 sons and 1-5 daughters seems like good ranges. I have no problems adopting. I would not really be desiring a housewife. If the situation was such that one of us needed to stay home at least part-time, I'd gladly shoulder that responsibility if my wife was either making the same income or higher than me. A larger family would be more feasible if I was a member of a triad or quad or some other poly arrangement. It would not be a matter of his money or her money- it would be our money. Hopefully my future wife will be good at finances, because I'd be more than willing to do the cooking and cleaning if she were willing to deal with the bills- I don't trust myself with money and need a woman who can keep me in line!

[Natapoc]

A perfect woman is a woman who is as she is.

[Korintar]

A perfect woman is a woman who is as she is.

I'd amend that to say that "a perfect woman is a woman who is as she is and happily embraces it." The perfect man or woman for one person might not be the same for everybody, but I'd say every man or woman is perfect in the eyes of their lovers.

[Bottle]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

[Death Metal]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

I think that, as a straight man, I should shut up and get back into the kitchen.

[The Blaatschapen]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

We straight men all think alike. We're like a hive mind.

Soo, you want tomatoes on your sandwich? Coming right up

[Korintar]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

I think that, as a straight man, I should shut up and get back into the kitchen.

That, along with the laundryroom, is our place, after all, especially if we hope to get lucky

[Straughn]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

I think that, as a straight man, I should shut up and get back into the kitchen.

Goooooooooood answer

[The Tiger Kingdom]

I think that, as a straight man, I should shut up and get back into the kitchen.

That, along with the laundryroom, is our place, after all, especially if we hope to get lucky

WHAT?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE DISHWASHER!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

You're like antiseptic lemon sprinkled mercilessly on the open wounds of a cliched internet.

Much respect!

[Big Jim P]

Finally, a place on the internet where women can go to be rated on their appearance and find out more about what straight men think!

Where did they slip in this "thinking"? I must have missed the memo.

[The Black Forrest]

The Perfect Woman?

The one that shows up.

[Death Metal]

I think that, as a straight man, I should shut up and get back into the kitchen.

Goooooooooood answer

Glad you agree. Cut across or diagonally?

[SanctusEmpire]

That, along with the laundryroom, is our place, after all, especially if we hope to get lucky

WHAT?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE DISHWASHER!

HANG ON THE MEAT LOAF MIGHT BE ON A BIT HIGH ILL JUST GO TURN THE OVEN DOWN A BIT!!

[Gidgetisms]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I'm sure some do, and I don't think that's a problem. It's not my cup o' tea, but meh.

But men have as varied tastes as women do, so there's still hope.

[Straughn]

Goooooooooood answer

Glad you agree. Cut across or diagonally?

Ooh ... diagonally.

[Straughn]

The Perfect Woman?

The one that shows up.

She DID she's been on here a couple times ALREADY!

[Gidgetisms]

hm. so men really do like the skinny, big titted idealization

I'm sure some do, and I don't think that's a problem. It's not my cup o' tea, but meh.

But men have as varied tastes as women do, so there's still hope.

It just annoys me that, for many of the posts here, that is the standard they're looking for. The descriptions of physical attributes are abundant, but charecteristics are not.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm sure some do, and I don't think that's a problem. It's not my cup o' tea, but meh.

But men have as varied tastes as women do, so there's still hope.

It just annoys me that, for many of the posts here, that is the standard they're looking for. The descriptions of physical attributes are abundant, but charecteristics are not.

You like what you like. That's all I can say. For some men, the big tits bimbo's where it's at. Rather shallow, IMO, but it's what it is.

[Gidgetisms]

It just annoys me that, for many of the posts here, that is the standard they're looking for. The descriptions of physical attributes are abundant, but charecteristics are not.

You like what you like. That's all I can say. For some men, the big tits bimbo's where it's at. Rather shallow, IMO, but it's what it is.

At least you like substance *hugs*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You like what you like. That's all I can say. For some men, the big tits bimbo's where it's at. Rather shallow, IMO, but it's what it is.

At least you like substance *hugs*

I do. What's a pretty face if there's no 'spark' behind it?

Stimulation, for me, comes from both the mind and the body. If you look like a goddess but have the mind of a twit... that won't turn me on at all.