The Perfect Woman

[Dyakovo]

Welcome to NSG.

Oh my god will i lose ability to think?

Also quoted.

Lose?

[East Ormania]

Oh my god will i lose ability to think?

Also quoted.

Lose?

Bad Grammar so bad i don't even know the correct version of it.
Or i dind't make a grammar mistake at all?

[New Rogernomics]

The perfect woman preferably has hair, or no hair and a pirate hat on.

I find myself confused.

Good.

[The Blaatschapen]

I am insane too apparently, according to the content of a few posts. I think the best idea is to play mind games, the one who gets pissed off first can initiate the sexual acts.

The only mind game I'm into is Numberwang.

Ah, I'll invite you to a game of "Stiften" then

[Dyakovo]

Lose?

Bad Grammar so bad i don't even know the correct version of it.
Or i dind't make a grammar mistake at all?

No grammar mistake... I was implying you already lacked the ability to think...

[East Ormania]

I find myself confused.

Good.

I think i should stay away from NSG for a while, but it's like alcohol, i know it's bad, but i can't stop using it.

[New Rogernomics]

Bad Grammar so bad i don't even know the correct version of it.
Or i dind't make a grammar mistake at all?

No grammar mistake... I was implying you already lacked the ability to think...

Don't think, eat the cake. Cake is not a cake, the cake is a cake of a cake and not a lie of a cake; eating a cake in front of a cake, on television; which is not in reality a brain in vat.

[East Ormania]

Bad Grammar so bad i don't even know the correct version of it.
Or i dind't make a grammar mistake at all?

No grammar mistake... I was implying you already lacked the ability to think...

Not really much, i still can do math!

No grammar mistake... I was implying you already lacked the ability to think...

Don't think, eat the cake. Cake is not a cake, the cake is a cake of a cake and not a lie of a cake; eating a cake in front of a cake, on television; which is not in reality a brain in vat.

Argh.
My brain is coming out of my ears!

[Forster Keys]

The only mind game I'm into is Numberwang.

Ah, I'll invite you to a game of "Stiften" then

Is that a proposition?

[New Rogernomics]

Ah, I'll invite you to a game of "Stiften" then

Is that a proposition?

Make sure you wear something over that.

[Forster Keys]

Is that a proposition?

Make sure you wear something over that.

I can't keep up with this level of flirting anymore. This is why I never get laid. That and the whole face thing.

[The Blaatschapen]

Ah, I'll invite you to a game of "Stiften" then

Is that a proposition?

It most definitely is not.

[New Rogernomics]

Make sure you wear something over that.

I can't keep up with this level of flirting anymore. This is why I never get laid. That and the whole face thing.

I never intend to get laid, even if it the price of a meal out. If I form a steady and loving relationship maybe, otherwise probably not. But knowing me it will just be a one off at random if I do get laid, an unexpected random encounter like you get in Fallout.

[East Ormania]

I can't keep up with this level of flirting anymore. This is why I never get laid. That and the whole face thing.

I never intend to get laid, even if it the price of a meal out. If I form a steady and loving relationship maybe, otherwise probably not. But knowing me it will just be a one off at random if I do get laid, an unexpected random encounter like you get in Fallout.

The chances for a unexpected random encounter in this franchise(At Least New Vegas) are very low.
I see what you did there.

[New Rogernomics]

Is that a proposition?

It most definitely is not.

Phew! I heard on the radio a while back that someone got a job filming animal porn i.e. horses having a go, for overseas breeders. The thought of sheep, would be too much for me.

[New Rogernomics]

I never intend to get laid, even if it the price of a meal out. If I form a steady and loving relationship maybe, otherwise probably not. But knowing me it will just be a one off at random if I do get laid, an unexpected random encounter like you get in Fallout.

The chances for a unexpected random encounter in this franchise(At Least New Vegas) are very low.
I see what you did there.

Yep.

[Cold Coast]

A giant 7 foot tall boob. Just a giant boob. From a human female. The nipple doubles up as a vagina.

That is the perfect woman.

[New Rogernomics]

A giant 7 foot tall boob. Just a giant boob. From a human female. The nipple doubles up as a vagina.

That is the perfect woman.

Watch out for earthquakes.

[East Ormania]

A giant 7 foot tall boob. Just a giant boob. From a human female. The nipple doubles up as a vagina.

That is the perfect woman.

The common taste.
I don't share it.

[Xsyne]

The perfect woman is one who is equal to the sum of all her positive divisors except herself.

[Birolika]

One that isn't repulsed by me.

[Olwe]

The perfect woman, eh?

Physical attributes:

Fit/slender (gymnasts, ballerinas, cheerleaders or contortionists preferred)
Not more than a C-cup
Almond-shaped eyes, preferably green
Long, straight hair, preferably jet black or dark purple
Very pale skin, but no freckles
Tight, firm bottom and long legs
No body hair below the nose
British, Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Australian accent (the voices of women from those countries are incredibly sexy)

Emotional compatibility:

Swinger (absolute must -- if you can't share me, you can't have me)
Dark, kind of on the dangerous side (I love goth women)
More submissive than dominant (I have a low pain threshold), but not a doormat
Willing to experiment in the bedroom
Liberal, but not weak (no vegans or anti-death penalty people; liberal only on free speech, sex and pro-socialist economic stuff)
Likes sci-fi/fantasy, action, and horror; hates rom-coms and vomit-coms (Judd Apatow movies and the like)
Isn't easily offended by cursing or sexual innuendo
Won't ask "Where is this relationship going?" or try to "nest" by leaving things at my place
Prefers warmth to cold (very important to agree on temperature, if you're spending a lot of time together under the same thermostat)
Not fancy (I prefer more low-key dining and HATE getting dressed up)
Can handle herself in a fight (for some reason, I find it very sexy watching a woman do martial arts, especially if she's on the winning side)
Likes to sing (I'm addicted to karaoke, so it's an activity we'd probably wind up doing together a lot)

[Gaveo]

The perfect woman, eh?

Physical attributes:

Fit/slender (gymnasts, ballerinas, cheerleaders or contortionists preferred)
Not more than a C-cup
Almond-shaped eyes, preferably green
Long, straight hair, preferably jet black or dark purple
Very pale skin, but no freckles
Tight, firm bottom and long legs
No body hair below the nose
British, Irish, Scottish, Welsh or Australian accent (the voices of women from those countries are incredibly sexy)

Emotional compatibility:

Swinger (absolute must -- if you can't share me, you can't have me)
Dark, kind of on the dangerous side (I love goth women)
More submissive than dominant (I have a low pain threshold), but not a doormat
Willing to experiment in the bedroom
Liberal, but not weak (no vegans or anti-death penalty people; liberal only on free speech, sex and pro-socialist economic stuff)
Likes sci-fi/fantasy, action, and horror; hates rom-coms and vomit-coms (Judd Apatow movies and the like)
Isn't easily offended by cursing or sexual innuendo
Won't ask "Where is this relationship going?" or try to "nest" by leaving things at my place
Prefers warmth to cold (very important to agree on temperature, if you're spending a lot of time together under the same thermostat)
Not fancy (I prefer more low-key dining and HATE getting dressed up)
Can handle herself in a fight (for some reason, I find it very sexy watching a woman do martial arts, especially if she's on the winning side)
Likes to sing (I'm addicted to karaoke, so it's an activity we'd probably wind up doing together a lot)

All that expect the politics issues, more right than left. That and a DD Cup would be nice.

[SanctusEmpire]

It most definitely is not.

Phew! I heard on the radio a while back that someone got a job filming animal porn i.e. horses having a go, for overseas breeders. The thought of sheep, would be too much for me.

Extracting sperm from a raging stallion via "manual" methods is considered a profession. My neigh-bour is a practitioner

[SanctusEmpire]

Can I also add that a long lost friend of mine use to breed Beagles. During the time of "Heat" he would have to relieve his male doggies via "manual" methods (the use of a long handled, soft bristled brush) because to ensure a good breed the sperm and to be recirculated and to minimise over-excitment during the mating process.

Interesting stuff this