The 2012 Three Ring Circus AKA The US Presidential Election

[New England and The Maritimes]

That's not really fair. He has a Five Point Plan. It's just the same shit Republicans have been pushing for years.

At least he's a bit more honest- Mitt's not even pretending to be "compassionately conservative" (an oxymoron if ever there was one), unless there's a photo-op involved.

I just love all these stories of Mitt's "charity."

So let's say Mitt Romney really did put some dude through college. Let's say Mitt Romney really did build some disable veteran's house. So what? Is he going to do that for every person he puts on the street? Will he be making up the difference out of his wallet when he guts pell grants to "pay for" tax cuts and increased military spending? Will he rebuild New Orleans with his bare hands the next time a hurricane wipes it out and he's privatized FEMA? No? Then it has no fucking bearing on the fact that his policy positions are going to hurt millions and millions of people. You can't offset 5 million deaths from nuking Iran by taking a stray puppy to the vet.

[Mavorpen]

At least he's a bit more honest- Mitt's not even pretending to be "compassionately conservative" (an oxymoron if ever there was one), unless there's a photo-op involved.

Eh, I'd say there's one area where he hasn't exactly went from "moderate" to "conservative Mitt", and that's energy. He's been consistent at laughing at the idea of slowing Global Warming, and made fun of the President for wanting to slow the rising tides of the ocean. Kind of surprised I haven't been seeing ads about this.

[Revolutopia]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

[Farnhamia]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

Buffet and Bloomberg are members of a sleeper cell. *nod*

[New England and The Maritimes]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

Buffet and Bloomberg are members of a sleeper cell. *nod*

Communism abounds on Wall Street.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

You forgot Comrade Christie.

[Cannot think of a name]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

I believe the thought they are now floating through their Talking Point Field Tester Rush Limbaugh is that these things are the subject of a little ransom/payola Obama dangled for disaster relief.

Yeah...if there's a rattling in your head right now, the best thing to do is try and stop thinking about that and perhaps about puppies for a minute or so to restore balance.

[Mavorpen]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

Climate Change=Communism, didn't you hear?

“President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. [Pause, Laughter.] My promise is to help you and your family.”

Obviously it's impossible to tackle the economy AND the climate

[The Emerald Dawn]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

I believe the thought they are now floating through their Talking Point Field Tester Rush Limbaugh is that these things are the subject of a little ransom/payola Obama dangled for disaster relief.

Yeah...if there's a rattling in your head right now, the best thing to do is try and stop thinking about that and perhaps about puppies for a minute or so to restore balance.

That's if you let the puppies live.

[Cannot think of a name]

I believe the thought they are now floating through their Talking Point Field Tester Rush Limbaugh is that these things are the subject of a little ransom/payola Obama dangled for disaster relief.

Yeah...if there's a rattling in your head right now, the best thing to do is try and stop thinking about that and perhaps about puppies for a minute or so to restore balance.

That's if you let the puppies live.

That's in you all's hands.

[Farnhamia]

Buffet and Bloomberg are members of a sleeper cell. *nod*

Communism abounds on Wall Street.

They're just hiding in plain sight. When the Soviet Union started breaking up many agents came to the US to join the sleepers and prepare for the coming of socialism. Since they were trained to take the long view, their plans are only just now coming to fruition. In another generation or so, the US will export socialism back to Russia, the USSR will rise from the ashes like the phoenix and rule the world! *cackles maniacally*

[Free South Califas]

That's if you let the puppies live.

That's in you all's hands.

It's too dangerous. Signals could too easily get crossed. We don't want anyone to wake up, kick their dog and redistribute its assets.

[Neo Art]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

I believe the thought they are now floating through their Talking Point Field Tester Rush Limbaugh is that these things are the subject of a little ransom/payola Obama dangled for disaster relief.

Yeah...if there's a rattling in your head right now, the best thing to do is try and stop thinking about that and perhaps about puppies for a minute or so to restore balance.

Well, what can we expect, this was the party that claimed that last month's job numbers were completely artificial, and the Obama administration cooked the books. This is likewise the same party that was claiming that Obama was using Sandy as an excuse to try and push back the publication of this month's job numbers until wednesday, because they were bad. The job numbers, that Obama can manipulate to his will, are being delayed because they look bad, apparently.

[Neo Art]

That's in you all's hands.

It's too dangerous. Signals could too easily get crossed. We don't want anyone to wake up, kick their dog and redistribute its assets.

Oh, there will be a lot of that come Wednesday morning.

[Revolutopia]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

You forgot Comrade Christie.

Christie is not one of those Wall Street Billionaire Marxists that engages in Class Warfare attacking the wealthy and successful in promotion of their moocher lifestyle.

[Neo Art]

You forgot Comrade Christie.

Christie is not one of those Wall Street Billionaire Marxists that engages in Class Warfare attacking the wealthy and successful in promotion of their moocher lifestyle.

It's true, Bloomberg is not a real, red blooded american capitalist like Trump.

Hey, speaking of trump, did the hairpiece with teeth make note on national TV that his deadline passed? Remember that thing about how Obama was supposed to get Trump his Columbia transcripts, instead of captaining the country through a time of national emergency?

[Farnhamia]

Well, looky here another radical Marxist is endorsing Barack Obama. Hopefully, the media promotes the truth about Obama's radical connections with first Comrade Warren and now Comrade Michael.

Climate Change=Communism, didn't you hear?

“President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. [Pause, Laughter.] My promise is to help you and your family.”

Obviously it's impossible to tackle the economy AND the climate

Here's some of what Bloomberg said:

At the same time, Mr. Bloomberg said he might have endorsed Mr. Romney, a former Massachusetts governor, except for the fact that the Republican had abandoned positions he once publicly held.

“In the past he has taken sensible positions on immigration, illegal guns, abortion rights and health care – but he has reversed course on all of them, and is even running against the very health care model he signed into law in Massachusetts,” the mayor said of Mr. Romney.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Yahoo is running a poll saying:

"Obama will not win the election."
"Obama will win the election, but barely."

There's no bias in those options, right?

[Cannot think of a name]

I believe the thought they are now floating through their Talking Point Field Tester Rush Limbaugh is that these things are the subject of a little ransom/payola Obama dangled for disaster relief.

Yeah...if there's a rattling in your head right now, the best thing to do is try and stop thinking about that and perhaps about puppies for a minute or so to restore balance.

Well, what can we expect, this was the party that claimed that last month's job numbers were completely artificial, and the Obama administration cooked the books. This is likewise the same party that was claiming that Obama was using Sandy as an excuse to try and push back the publication of this month's job numbers until wednesday, because they were bad. The job numbers, that Obama can manipulate to his will, are being delayed because they look bad, apparently.

I feel like if I can just grasp the shape of that pretzel well enough, I'll be able to travel in time Star Bright style... that link just explains the obscure reference...nothing to see here...

[Farnhamia]

Yahoo is running a poll saying:

"Obama will not win the election."
"Obama will win the election, but barely."

There's no bias in those options, right?

I always feel like I need to shower after visiting Yahoo.

[Neo Art]

Well, what can we expect, this was the party that claimed that last month's job numbers were completely artificial, and the Obama administration cooked the books. This is likewise the same party that was claiming that Obama was using Sandy as an excuse to try and push back the publication of this month's job numbers until wednesday, because they were bad. The job numbers, that Obama can manipulate to his will, are being delayed because they look bad, apparently.

I feel like if I can just grasp the shape of that pretzel well enough, I'll be able to travel in time Star Bright style... that link just explains the obscure reference...nothing to see here...

ludicrous speed, GO!

[Laerod]

Yahoo is running a poll saying:

"Obama will not win the election."
"Obama will win the election, but barely."

There's no bias in those options, right?

Romney's not an option, eh?

[Revolutopia]

Christie is not one of those Wall Street Billionaire Marxists that engages in Class Warfare attacking the wealthy and successful in promotion of their moocher lifestyle.

It's true, Bloomberg is not a real, red blooded american capitalist like Trump.

Hey, speaking of trump, did the hairpiece with teeth make note on national TV that his deadline passed? Remember that thing about how Obama was supposed to get Trump his Columbia transcripts, instead of captaining the country through a time of national emergency?

True, people like Micheal Bloomberg, Warren Buffet, and Bill Gates(who has also came out for increased taxation on the wealthy) are just jealous of Mitt Romney's success and strong business skills.

[Mavorpen]

Here's some of what Bloomberg said:

At the same time, Mr. Bloomberg said he might have endorsed Mr. Romney, a former Massachusetts governor, except for the fact that the Republican had abandoned positions he once publicly held.

“In the past he has taken sensible positions on immigration, illegal guns, abortion rights and health care – but he has reversed course on all of them, and is even running against the very health care model he signed into law in Massachusetts,” the mayor said of Mr. Romney.

In other words, Progressive Mitt was a nice fellow with good, stable ideals, while Conservative Mitt is a confusing conglomerate of the desires of the ultra-conservative base and Moderate Mitt during the debates.

[Cannot think of a name]

Christie is not one of those Wall Street Billionaire Marxists that engages in Class Warfare attacking the wealthy and successful in promotion of their moocher lifestyle.

It's true, Bloomberg is not a real, red blooded american capitalist like Trump.

Hey, speaking of trump, did the hairpiece with teeth make note on national TV that his deadline passed? Remember that thing about how Obama was supposed to get Trump his Columbia transcripts, instead of captaining the country through a time of national emergency?

I believe he extended his deadline twelve whole hours in deference to the hurricane. And then, there was a hurricane and media outlets were not desperate enough for content as to give a shit what he says.