Calling All Villains!

[The Corparation]

Sauron/Morgoth.

You know those are two separate villains right. Or to put it a different way a Bitch and the person that owns the bitch.

[Tagmatium]

Lieutenant Colonel John Konrad.

Even though he's basically an adaptation of the various Kurtz's?

Kind of.

And he's not even the villain, what with him blowing his own brains out a few weeks before the game takes place.

[Apoctis]

Hal 9000

[The Corparation]

Hal 9000

Hal 9000 isn't really a villain. He's just trying to complete the mission effectively. Due to the classified nature of the true mission that Frank and Dave didn't know about and a requirement that Hal give Frank and Dave all the information they need it just corrupted his programing.It was a glitch not really evil or villainous.

[Shnercropolis]

Sauron/Morgoth.

You know those are two separate villains right. Or to put it a different way a Bitch and the person that owns the bitch.

I do know that, it's just that Sauron gets way more characterization than Morgoth but Morgoth is clearly more evil. I couldn't decide what to put down.

[AETEN II]

You know those are two separate villains right. Or to put it a different way a Bitch and the person that owns the bitch.

I do know that, it's just that Sauron gets way more characterization than Morgoth but Morgoth is clearly more evil. I couldn't decide what to put down.

Seriously, where the fuck is the characterization? I've read LOTR twice as well as being read it aloud to me when I was little, and I don't remember any real development of Sauron.

[Shnercropolis]

I do know that, it's just that Sauron gets way more characterization than Morgoth but Morgoth is clearly more evil. I couldn't decide what to put down.

Seriously, where the fuck is the characterization? I've read LOTR twice as well as being read it aloud to me when I was little, and I don't remember any real development of Sauron.

We get to see how Sauron does things significantly more than Morgoth does things, is what I'm saying. In The Silmarillion Morgoth just builds an enormous fortress and makes orcs. In LOTR Sauron obviously has a more organized system, and a very clear plan.

[Apoctis]

Hal 9000

Hal 9000 isn't really a villain. He's just trying to complete the mission effectively. Due to the classified nature of the true mission that Frank and Dave didn't know about and a requirement that Hal give Frank and Dave all the information they need it just corrupted his programing.It was a glitch not really evil or villainous.

He was an antagonist, but ya not really a villain

[AETEN II]

Seriously, where the fuck is the characterization? I've read LOTR twice as well as being read it aloud to me when I was little, and I don't remember any real development of Sauron.

We get to see how Sauron does things significantly more than Morgoth does things, is what I'm saying. In The Silmarillion Morgoth just builds an enormous fortress and makes orcs. In LOTR Sauron obviously has a more organized system, and a very clear plan.

1. Build a Ring and pour all your excess power into it, effectively pouring part of your soul in it as well.
2. Wear ring on exposed digit.
3. ?????
4. Profit.


There was no way that could have gone wrong. Never figured out why he didn't just make a belt or something less likely to be cut off. I mean, imagine if it was the Dentures of Power. Sounds lame but he wouldn't have lost them. So long as he didn't go to a restaurant that is.

[Raeyh]

We get to see how Sauron does things significantly more than Morgoth does things, is what I'm saying. In The Silmarillion Morgoth just builds an enormous fortress and makes orcs. In LOTR Sauron obviously has a more organized system, and a very clear plan.

1. Build a Ring and pour all your excess power into it, effectively pouring part of your soul in it as well.
2. Wear ring on exposed digit.
3. ?????
4. Profit.


There was no way that could have gone wrong. Never figured out why he didn't just make a belt or something less likely to be cut off. I mean, imagine if it was the Dentures of Power. Sounds lame but he wouldn't have lost them. So long as he didn't go to a restaurant that is.

Bilbo didn't find magic dentures of invisibility in the Hobbit, so it's not like Tolkien had much leeway. He wanted it to be related to the book he already wrote.

[AETEN II]

1. Build a Ring and pour all your excess power into it, effectively pouring part of your soul in it as well.
2. Wear ring on exposed digit.
3. ?????
4. Profit.


There was no way that could have gone wrong. Never figured out why he didn't just make a belt or something less likely to be cut off. I mean, imagine if it was the Dentures of Power. Sounds lame but he wouldn't have lost them. So long as he didn't go to a restaurant that is.

Bilbo didn't find magic dentures of invisibility in the Hobbit, so it's not like Tolkien had much leeway. He wanted it to be related to the book he already wrote.

If I remember correctly, he had everything planned from the start. Therefore, something better than a ring, but more serious than dentures could have been chosen. I understand that he wanted to draw on ancient lore on valuables of power, such as rings and necklaces, but c'mon. If I was a superpowered magic warlord, I wouldn't pour my soul into anything that could be chopped off without killing me. Or you could swallow the ring.


If anyone ever discovers how to make superpowers, the first thing any wannabe villain should do is read up on human history, fictional books, epics, etc. Learn how fictional and historical figures got destroyed and think of a truly foolproof plan.

[Viridesa]

Joker. I love the Joker. Mindless Chaos. He's not out to rule the World, he's in it for the lulz. I find villains with tedious back stories as to why they are evil, too overdrawn. The Joker is simple and he is funny.

^ I concur, to the most minute detail.

[Jinos]

David Xanatos

He planned this thread after all.

[Zanzibarnia]

If anyone ever discovers how to make superpowers, the first thing any wannabe villain should do is read up on human history, fictional books, epics, etc. Learn how fictional and historical figures got destroyed and think of a truly foolproof plan.

Would take too long. You're better off familiarizing yourself with this instead.

[Shnercropolis]

If anyone ever discovers how to make superpowers, the first thing any wannabe villain should do is read up on human history, fictional books, epics, etc. Learn how fictional and historical figures got destroyed and think of a truly foolproof plan.

Would take too long. You're better off familiarizing yourself with this instead.

[Frozen Angmar]

Sauron is more malevolent. More sinister. If it was not Sauron to take up the small (but essential) matters that Morgoth's blind wrath couldn't help him take care on, Morgoth's campaign would be more difficult for him.

I suppose it's what style of evilness you prefer. The "I am a big black guy (no racism here) who will destroy everything because that's the way...aha..aha....I like it..aha...aha" approach, or the "conquering/corrupting and strategicaly moving" one.

Anyway the are both going to fight in Dagor Dagorath so we will see who is better (probably Morgoth) in hand-to-hand combat.

And do not ever dare call my Master a bitch.

[Desperate Measures]

I just remembered Aaron from Titus. I can't think of a more badass villain.

Aaron. Indeed, I was their tutor to instruct them:
That codding spirit had they from their mother,
As sure a card as ever won the set; 2235
That bloody mind, I think, they learn'd of me,
As true a dog as ever fought at head.
Well, let my deeds be witness of my worth.
I train'd thy brethren to that guileful hole
Where the dead corpse of Bassianus lay: 2240
I wrote the letter that thy father found
And hid the gold within the letter mention'd,
Confederate with the queen and her two sons:
And what not done, that thou hast cause to rue,
Wherein I had no stroke of mischief in it? 2245
I play'd the cheater for thy father's hand,
And, when I had it, drew myself apart
And almost broke my heart with extreme laughter:
I pry'd me through the crevice of a wall
When, for his hand, he had his two sons' heads; 2250
Beheld his tears, and laugh'd so heartily,
That both mine eyes were rainy like to his :
And when I told the empress of this sport,
She swooned almost at my pleasing tale,
And for my tidings gave me twenty kisses. 2255

First Goth. What, canst thou say all this, and never blush?

Aaron. Ay, like a black dog, as the saying is.

Lucius. Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?

Aaron. Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think, 2260
Few come within the compass of my curse,—
Wherein I did not some notorious ill,
As kill a man, or else devise his death,
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it,
Accuse some innocent and forswear myself, 2265
Set deadly enmity between two friends,
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves, 2270
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.' 2275
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.

Lucius. Bring down the devil; for he must not die
So sweet a death as hanging presently.

[Sidhae]

Pinhead with his dry sense of humour and Hannibal Lecter with his delicious (pun intended) intellectual evilness rank among my favourites.

[Shady Deals]

David Xanatos

He planned this thread after all.

Quiet you fool! Don't let them know!

[Cevalo Nacio]

Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[The Matthew Islands]

E.V.I.L

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Man-Ray, the Dirty Bubble and evil Barnacle Boy.

[Shnercropolis]

E.V.I.L

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Man-Ray, the Dirty Bubble and evil Barnacle Boy.

trololol.

[The Ascendant Ecumene]

Growing up - Joker, Dr Doom, Shredder (both cartoon versions)
Now - Prophet of Truth, Fontaine, Makarov, That bitch, I mean the Locust Queen.

The now ones are defiantly villains in the sense that their evil fucking people.

[Kintaria]

Darth Vader
The Daleks
The Kingpin(Marvel)
Sylar (Heroes)
The Borg Queen
Senator McKenzie(Stargate SG-1)
Hypno Toad

Just to name a few

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Makarov,

Sure, he was evil, but he was about the most laughable villain COD (or almost any game at all) ever had.
How many times, when he showed up, were you randomly stunned/blown off your feet and unable to do anything to stop him so that there was some excuse for not killing him right there? Three times? Four times? His survival was so ridiculously contrived it was almost hilarious.
If COD had any logic to it at all, he'd have been dead in the airport in MW2. Unfortunately, that single level showed just how far COD has sunk.
And as to his personality: Evil Russian #500792.
The rest of your stuff is OK, though I never played Halo so I can't speak to Truth.