The Longest Suicide Note In History

[Inky Noodles]

It is indeed a suicide note, primarily for the GOP. This will only precipitate the phoenix-like rise of Ron Paul and the libertarians in US politics. If you're a woman or non-white, where will you go?

Democrats, because Ron Paul is no better.

Ron needs to give up.
Really... he needs... to give up... and work for 2016.
You have a head start Ron, i suggest you work now.

[Zanzibarnia]

It is indeed a suicide note, primarily for the GOP. This will only precipitate the phoenix-like rise of Ron Paul and the libertarians in US politics. If you're a woman or non-white, where will you go?

Fuckin' funniest thing I've read all day for some reason.

But god damn you for making me picture Paul in a Jean Grey bodysuit.

[Wisconsin9]

It is indeed a suicide note, primarily for the GOP. This will only precipitate the phoenix-like rise of Ron Paul and the libertarians in US politics. If you're a woman or non-white, where will you go?

Fuckin' funniest thing I've read all day for some reason.

But god damn you for making me picture Paul in a Jean Grey bodysuit.

I'm not going to Google Jean Grey bodysuits because I'm sure the mental image would scar me for life.

[Zanzibarnia]

Wow so you are going to judge all American's based on our government?

I don't know who you're addressing, but yeah, I'd say we're to blame for electing these chucklefucks in the first place.

[Silent Majority]

Democrats, because Ron Paul is no better.

Ron needs to give up.
Really... he needs... to give up... and work for 2016.
You have a head start Ron, i suggest you work now.

He'd be 81. I don't think he's going to run.

[Kohlastan]

It's like a Teahadist genuinely thought The Handmaid's Tale would make a great campaign platform and governmental policy.

Tell me about it

[Zeppy]

He'd be 81. I don't think he's going to run.

Ron Paul will live forever.

[Inky Noodles]

Fuckin' funniest thing I've read all day for some reason.

But god damn you for making me picture Paul in a Jean Grey bodysuit.

I'm not going to Google Jean Grey bodysuits because I'm sure the mental image would scar me for life.

Yeah don't.

[Paulmania]

It is indeed a suicide note, primarily for the GOP. This will only precipitate the phoenix-like rise of Ron Paul and the libertarians in US politics. If you're a woman or non-white, where will you go?

Democrats, because Ron Paul is no better.

No better? He's only against the big government supposedly abhorred by these cretins...

[Inky Noodles]

Ron needs to give up.
Really... he needs... to give up... and work for 2016.
You have a head start Ron, i suggest you work now.

He'd be 81. I don't think he's going to run.

He may be alive, but I doubt he would have lost all hope of coming to the world when he is surrounded by his fanatics at his death bed.

[Gauthier]

Democrats, because Ron Paul is no better.

No better? He's only against the big government supposedly abhorred by these cretins...

And all for States' Rights, which means they can fuck people and he wouldn't give a shit.

[Inky Noodles]

Democrats, because Ron Paul is no better.

No better? He's only against the big government supposedly abhorred by these cretins...

Cretins is part of your vocabulary?
Who would have known.

[Altaiire]

Maybe the GOP is doing this on purpose to sabotage Mitt Romney because they don't like him. CONSPIRACY

[Mavorpen]

Democrats, because Ron Paul is no better.

No better? He's only against the big government supposedly abhorred by these cretins...

He's against a big federal government. He supports letting the states do whatever the fuck they want. If he was in charge during the Civil Rights movement, I wouldn't be able to vote nor use certain public restrooms because of the color of my skin.

[Wisconsin9]

I'm not going to Google Jean Grey bodysuits because I'm sure the mental image would scar me for life.

Yeah don't.

I just said I wasn't going to, and I meant it.

[North California]

No better? He's only against the big government supposedly abhorred by these cretins...

And all for States' Rights, which means they can fuck people and he wouldn't give a shit.

No, because States still have to abide by the Constitution.

[Inky Noodles]

Yeah don't.

I just said I wasn't going to, and I meant it.

We all have a little hipster inside us telling us to go against the flow.
I killed it for you.
You can thank me now.

[Gauthier]

And all for States' Rights, which means they can fuck people and he wouldn't give a shit.

No, because States still have to abide by the Constitution.

Because the Constitution did so well to curb Jim Crow.

[North California]

No, because States still have to abide by the Constitution.

Because the Constitution did so well to curb Jim Crow.

Ahem...

We have added new amendments.

Also, it's 2012.

Who in their right mind would vote to bring back Jim Crow?

[Wisconsin9]

I just said I wasn't going to, and I meant it.

We all have a little hipster inside us telling us to go against the flow.
I killed it for you.
You can thank me now.

Thank you. Stupid hipsters, ruining fedoras... I don't care, fedoras are still fucking awesome.

[Socialdemokraterne]

Not a Ron Paul thread...

[Nua Corda]

If these fuckbuckets get elected, I'm gunna get a lawn chair, some beer and a box of doughnuts, climb to the top of the Empire State building, and just watch the world burn. Because, at that point, what else can you do?

[Mavorpen]

Ahem...

We have added new amendments.

Also, it's 2012.

Who in their right mind would vote to bring back Jim Crow?

That's the problem. The amendment wouldn't have happened if Ron Paul was in charge. He literally said they were against private property rights and the federal government had no right to implement the Amendments.

To answer your question, Ron Paul would gladly turn back the time and cock block any Amendment allowing for black to have equal rights if it's at the expense of "state rights."

[Kohlastan]

Because the Constitution did so well to curb Jim Crow.

Ahem...

We have added new amendments.

Also, it's 2012.

Who in their right mind would vote to bring back Jim Crow?

um racists, duh

[North California]

Ahem...

We have added new amendments.

Also, it's 2012.

Who in their right mind would vote to bring back Jim Crow?

That's the problem. The amendment wouldn't have happened if Ron Paul was in charge. He literally said they were against private property rights and the federal government had no right to implement the Amendments.

To answer your question, Ron Paul would gladly turn back the time and cock block any Amendment allowing for black to have equal rights if it's at the expense of "state rights."

Look at my sig. Look who's name is crossed out. Look who's name is there instead.

Gary Johnson is like the better version of Ron Paul.