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Mizrah
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Postby Mizrah » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:24 pm

Who here is Ashkenazi?
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:36 pm

Mizrah wrote:Who here is Ashkenazi?

I am .... my Father the German.... and my mother the Russo-German.
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
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Mizrah
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Postby Mizrah » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:38 pm

Menassa wrote:
Mizrah wrote:Who here is Ashkenazi?

I am .... my Father the German.... and my mother the Russo-German.


Really? I am Mizrahi (Persian and Arab)
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:35 pm

Evraim wrote:
Menassa wrote:Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

Besides, how else are we supposed to convert good, wholesome Aryans into evil Zionist minions in our quest for world domination?


I shall force them, by having sex with their wimminz.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
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Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:35 pm

Mizrah wrote:
Menassa wrote:I am .... my Father the German.... and my mother the Russo-German.


Really? I am Mizrahi (Persian and Arab)

So you're Sephardi?
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:36 pm

Mizrah wrote:
Menassa wrote:I am .... my Father the German.... and my mother the Russo-German.


Really? I am Mizrahi (Persian and Arab)


I'm a small percentage Mizrahi. My great grandmother on my mother's side was Mizrahi.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Nazi Flower Power
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Postby Nazi Flower Power » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:49 pm

Evraim wrote:
Menassa wrote:And if we don't let them post they'll add NS to the map of things controlled by zionists.

Too late. Everything is controlled by the Zionists. Even the Nazi Party.


NOOOOO!!!! YOU LIE!!! :shock:

Is that why you guys have been being so nice and welcoming when I post in your thread? Because you know you can use the Party to make me do your bidding... I feel so betrayed!
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:55 am

Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Evraim wrote:Too late. Everything is controlled by the Zionists. Even the Nazi Party.


NOOOOO!!!! YOU LIE!!! :shock:

Is that why you guys have been being so nice and welcoming when I post in your thread? Because you know you can use the Party to make me do your bidding... I feel so betrayed!


dont feel betrayed, have some kuggel instead.
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

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DogDoo 7
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Postby DogDoo 7 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:24 am

Mizrah wrote:Who here is Ashkenazi?


Yo! (although I tan pretty well, so my mom has a theory that we were refugees from Castillian Spain who fled to Poland instead of to the Ottoman Empire like most of them did).
Just ask this scientician--Troy McClure

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Postby DogDoo 7 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:25 am

Mizrah wrote:
Menassa wrote:I am .... my Father the German.... and my mother the Russo-German.


Really? I am Mizrahi (Persian and Arab)


Lucky you, with your food and music and culture and everything. All I got is smoked fish and a bunch of weirdos with oversized beaver hats.
Just ask this scientician--Troy McClure

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:10 am

DogDoo 7 wrote:
Mizrah wrote:
Really? I am Mizrahi (Persian and Arab)


Lucky you, with your food and music and culture and everything. All I got is smoked fish and a bunch of weirdos with oversized beaver hats.

I revel is Ashkenazic culture.....

DogDoo 7 wrote:
Mizrah wrote:Who here is Ashkenazi?


Yo! (although I tan pretty well, so my mom has a theory that we were refugees from Castillian Spain who fled to Poland instead of to the Ottoman Empire like most of them did).

That's plausible.
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Evraim
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Postby Evraim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:27 am

Mizrah wrote:Who here is Ashkenazi?

My father is Ashkenazi. My mother is Sephardic.

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:40 am

Evraim wrote:
Mizrah wrote:Who here is Ashkenazi?

My father is Ashkenazi. My mother is Sephardic.

So...... you're Ashkenazic?
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Evraim
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Postby Evraim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:48 am

Menassa wrote:So...... you're Ashkenazic?

Aye. :)

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Mizrah
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Postby Mizrah » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:00 pm

Menassa wrote:
Mizrah wrote:
Really? I am Mizrahi (Persian and Arab)

So you're Sephardi?


We prefer the term Mizrahi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizrahi_Jews
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Social Libertarian: -7

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:17 pm

Mizrah wrote:
Menassa wrote:So you're Sephardi?


We prefer the term Mizrahi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizrahi_Jews

So parsai? From persia?
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Mizrah
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Postby Mizrah » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:04 pm

Menassa wrote:
Mizrah wrote:
We prefer the term Mizrahi.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizrahi_Jews

So parsai? From persia?


I suppose.
Political Compass:
Economic Left: -10
Social Libertarian: -7

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Galborg
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Postby Galborg » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:14 pm

My yiddishe Grandma was Ashkenazi. But the blood-line from me to Hannah Jacobs is mothers fathers fathers mother. And it's gotta be mothers all the way or fathers all the wA
way for kohanim
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Mirkana
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Postby Mirkana » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:24 pm

I'm neither Ashkenazic nor Sephardic. I'm a Krimchak.
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Rokartian States wrote:There sure is a lot of damning and fucking going around in here. :lol:

It's the international nature of the board.

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Postby Dilange » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:30 pm

Ashkenazic

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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:10 am

askenazic

polish and belarus on mom's side
german and romainian on dad's.

i am a mutt.
The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.

The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 



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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:16 pm

"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory. The truth is far more frightening.

Nobody is in control.

The world is rudderless...”
-Alan Moore

One of my favorite quotes of all time.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Nazi Flower Power
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Postby Nazi Flower Power » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:09 am

Ralkovia wrote:"The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory, is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it is actually chaotic. The truth is that it is not The Iluminati, or The Jewish Banking Conspiracy, or the Gray Alien Theory. The truth is far more frightening.

Nobody is in control.

The world is rudderless...”
-Alan Moore

One of my favorite quotes of all time.


Alan Moore is awesome.
The Serene and Glorious Reich of Nazi Flower Power has existed for longer than Nazi Germany! Thank you to all the brave men and women of the Allied forces who made this possible!

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:13 am

Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?" "On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know - it makes me feel a whole lot better!
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Nazi Flower Power
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Postby Nazi Flower Power » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:17 am

Ralkovia wrote:Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?" "On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know - it makes me feel a whole lot better!


And Jewish guys are getting all the hot Aryan chicks. :)
The Serene and Glorious Reich of Nazi Flower Power has existed for longer than Nazi Germany! Thank you to all the brave men and women of the Allied forces who made this possible!

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