Jewish Discussion Thread

[Mizrah]

You know, maybe they should just elect the Gil Pensioners. Just for a laugh.

I like the Gil. They are nice as well. If we could form a coalition between the National Union and Gil, maybe with Shas, everything would be nice.

[Mirkana]

I'm just trying to imagine what a Gil PM would be like.

[Nazi Flower Power]

What do you call those things that you put on your door to mark it as a Jewish home?

I'm working on a fantasy story where there are some Jewish characters and those door thingies have supernatural power. I might have some other questions later.

[Divair]

What do you call those things that you put on your door to mark it as a Jewish home?

I'm working on a fantasy story where there are some Jewish characters and those door thingies have supernatural power. I might have some other questions later.

Mezuzah.

[Nazi Flower Power]

What do you call those things that you put on your door to mark it as a Jewish home?

I'm working on a fantasy story where there are some Jewish characters and those door thingies have supernatural power. I might have some other questions later.

Mezuzah.

Thank you.

[Ethel mermania]

For Jews the act is wrong it is a desire you have to combat... just like any other desire.

I already knew this. It is whether or not gay marriage is something permissible.

depends on the kind of jew you are,

orthodox, charedi, hassid, no
reform, reconstructuonist, yes
conservstive, mostly no, but may be changing. ( a year ago i would have ansered, no)

and to be fair, i know a hassidic rabbi or two, who does support gay marriage, though he would not currently marry a gay couple.

[Menassa]

I believe Gentile homosexuals should be afforded the same rights as Heterosexual gentiles... I do not however believe the Law is subject to change.

I understand the Law. However, we have to understand that the time it was written in, is a much different time than today. Same thing goes for the Bible as well. We do not do most blood or livestock sacrifices as we did way back then, the Law and tradition has changed. Is it asinine to follow a code of Law that may be obsolete today, or is it what Adonai wants. I remember Adonai being a savior for the people, the common man. How we may feel about love should not be judged and not be determined by us, but by the words of God. How can we say that homosexual marriage cannot happen as the times and feelings change? Can we adapt like we have done in the past?

That's if the Law was written by man, it would be then subject to change here and there up and down, we would look it at the Law as a time-standing Law.

But the Law was written by God and his words are never changing.... also we do not bring animal sacrifice because the Temple is destroyed bot because 'times have changed' I'm fairly certain that if the Temple was around people would still sacrifice animals.

Lastly, I am not saying that the whole of America should outlaw homosexual marriage, I am saying that if you go to a Beis Din, you will not find yourself a certificate there.... and should not.... then again I don't understand why a homosexual person would want recognition from a Beis Din.

[Menassa]

What do you call those things that you put on your door to mark it as a Jewish home?

I'm working on a fantasy story where there are some Jewish characters and those door thingies have supernatural power. I might have some other questions later.

Mezuzah.

Interestingly enough that word literally translates to door post.

[Mizrah]

I already knew this. It is whether or not gay marriage is something permissible.

depends on the kind of jew you are,

orthodox, charedi, hassid, no
reform, reconstructuonist, yes
conservstive, mostly no, but may be changing. ( a year ago i would have ansered, no)

and to be fair, i know a hassidic rabbi or two, who does support gay marriage, though he would not currently marry a gay couple.

Try Masorati . . .

[Evraim]

What do you call those things that you put on your door to mark it as a Jewish home?

I'm working on a fantasy story where there are some Jewish characters and those door thingies have supernatural power. I might have some other questions later.

Mezuzah.

Awesome title for a story.

On the subject of politics, I am apparently a potential supporter of Kadima.

[Ethel mermania]

depends on the kind of jew you are,

orthodox, charedi, hassid, no
reform, reconstructuonist, yes
conservstive, mostly no, but may be changing. ( a year ago i would have ansered, no)

and to be fair, i know a hassidic rabbi or two, who does support gay marriage, though he would not currently marry a gay couple.

Try Masorati . . .

i love italian sports cars, i just wish i could afford one. (sigh).

[Ethel mermania]

once again kids, PLEASE STOP FEEDINGS THE TROLLS.

just report them to moderation, dont feed them.

a holocost denier in this thread is a troll, OK?

[Menassa]

once again kids, PLEASE STOP FEEDINGS THE TROLLS.

just report them to moderation, dont feed them.

a holocost denier in this thread is a troll, OK?

If the mods will that denial of the Holocaust on this thread.... than so be it... I thought that we could argue back and forth... something like so we could bring idiotic ideas into the light.

[Ethel mermania]

once again kids, PLEASE STOP FEEDINGS THE TROLLS.

just report them to moderation, dont feed them.

a holocost denier in this thread is a troll, OK?

If the mods will that denial of the Holocaust on this thread.... than so be it... I thought that we could argue back and forth... something like so we could bring idiotic ideas into the light.

agrue with them in their thread, this is not a lets piss off the jews thread.

holy christ, can we stop inviting trolls to dinner?

btw your change of topic was good, that was the right answe.

[Menassa]

If the mods will that denial of the Holocaust on this thread.... than so be it... I thought that we could argue back and forth... something like so we could bring idiotic ideas into the light.

agrue with them in their thread, this is not a lets piss off the jews thread.

holy christ, can we stop inviting trolls to dinner?

btw your change of topic was good, that was the right answe.

Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

[Evraim]

Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

Besides, how else are we supposed to convert good, wholesome Aryans into evil Zionist minions in our quest for world domination?

[Menassa]

Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

Besides, how else are we supposed to convert good, wholesome Aryans into evil Zionist minions in our quest for world domination?

And if we don't let them post they'll add NS to the map of things controlled by zionists.

[Xathranaar]

Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

Besides, how else are we supposed to convert good, wholesome Aryans into evil Zionist minions in our quest for world domination?

World domination seems to be a mutual interest, maybe start with that?

[Evraim]

And if we don't let them post they'll add NS to the map of things controlled by zionists.

Too late. Everything is controlled by the Zionists. Even the Nazi Party.

[Ethel mermania]

agrue with them in their thread, this is not a lets piss off the jews thread.

holy christ, can we stop inviting trolls to dinner?

btw your change of topic was good, that was the right answe.

Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

a couple things, haters gonna hate, no matter what we do. its one of the tough parts about being a jew, folks out there are going to hate you for that. to be fair there are lots of other groups that get that treatment, and get it worse; it aint just jews, but it is you too, get use to it.

they can post, make other threads you can argue the holocost to your hearts content. not in this thread. this is the jewish discussion thread to discuss all things jewie. if, you were invited into a protestsnt home would you bring up the non divinity of jesus? tell them that he was a nice jewish boy, and they are all messuganah for worshiping him? of course not. you many ask him to explain the concept of the trinity, but unless you are asked, your not going to say poey on jesus.

[Ethel mermania]

Thank you I appreciate it... I just feel if we do't allow them to post... they'll just become more hate filled and it will work against us.

Besides, how else are we supposed to convert good, wholesome Aryans into evil Zionist minions in our quest for world domination?

jesus, i have to explain everything, seduce their women and implant your impure seeds in them, they will spawn hook nosed jews and weakling aryans, that we can dominate and enslave to our needs.

Didnt any of you go to hebrew school?

[Dilange]

And if we don't let them post they'll add NS to the map of things controlled by zionists.

Too late. Everything is controlled by the Zionists. Even the Nazi Party.

That was suppose to be a secret....

[Evraim]

jesus, i have to explain everything, seduce their women and implant your impure seeds in them, they will spawn hook nosed jews and weakling aryans, that we can dominate and enslave to our needs.

Didnt any of you go to hebrew school?

I can't impregnate women though... At least, not that I know of...

That was suppose to be a secret....

So were the Protocols, darling, but the Aryans found out about those. We just have to rely on the fact that nobody will believe them. Our evil plans cannot be stopped.

As fun as mocking the silly bigots is, I think we should change the subject to something cheery.

Favorite stereotypically Jewish meal?

[Menassa]

jesus, i have to explain everything, seduce their women and implant your impure seeds in them, they will spawn hook nosed jews and weakling aryans, that we can dominate and enslave to our needs.

Didnt any of you go to hebrew school?

I can't impregnate women though... At least, not that I know of...

That was suppose to be a secret....

So were the Protocols, darling, but the Aryans found out about those. We just have to rely on the fact that nobody will believe them. Our evil plans cannot be stopped.

As fun as mocking the silly bigots is, I think we should change the subject to something cheery.

Favorite stereotypically Jewish meal?

Keuguel.

Deli roll.

It's like a bolt in a door.

[Ethel mermania]

jesus, i have to explain everything, seduce their women and implant your impure seeds in them, they will spawn hook nosed jews and weakling aryans, that we can dominate and enslave to our needs.

Didnt any of you go to hebrew school?

I can't impregnate women though... At least, not that I know of...

That was suppose to be a secret....

So were the Protocols, darling, but the Aryans found out about those. We just have to rely on the fact that nobody will believe them. Our evil plans cannot be stopped.

As fun as mocking the silly bigots is, I think we should change the subject to something cheery.

Favorite stereotypically Jewish meal?

your time will come,

pastrami on rye, whole sour pickle.