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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:06 pm

Nicer potlimitomaha wrote:
Menassa wrote:I think I'll be the sagely Rabbi who appears to him in his dream.




I see $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Contact Steven Speilberg NOW.


He turned down the offer.....however Ron Jeremy said he would be interested....he's like Steven Speilberg right?

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:07 pm

Dilange wrote:
Nicer potlimitomaha wrote:


I see $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Contact Steven Speilberg NOW.


He turned down the offer.....however Ron Jeremy said he would be interested....he's like Steven Speilberg right?

I'm sorry ma'am.... there is no way you can pay for this kibbutz....
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Nicer potlimitomaha » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:08 pm

Dilange wrote:Ron Jeremy




This is General, don't make up fake names.
Joined in 2012. Recently rejoined after a 6 year pause.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:10 pm

Here is our singing number for the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1zJxyPPK8c

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Noders
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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:10 pm

ah i have missed this thread :P
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:13 pm

Dilange wrote:Here is our singing number for the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1zJxyPPK8c


Hassidic Jews are awesome.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:14 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Dilange wrote:Here is our singing number for the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1zJxyPPK8c


Hassidic Jews are awesome.

Especially the Streimals.
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Noders
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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:16 pm

Menassa wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
Hassidic Jews are awesome.

Especially the Streimals.

that's so old but still awesome xD
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:18 pm

Noders wrote:
Menassa wrote:Especially the Streimals.

that's so old but still awesome xD


I remember it in Israel, but when I was watching a show about funny commericals a few days ago, it was featured.

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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:20 pm

Dilange wrote:
Noders wrote:that's so old but still awesome xD


I remember it in Israel, but when I was watching a show about funny commericals a few days ago, it was featured.

I'm there right now so but yea not watching much tv here ha ha
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:21 pm

Noders wrote:
Dilange wrote:
I remember it in Israel, but when I was watching a show about funny commericals a few days ago, it was featured.

I'm there right now so but yea not watching much tv here ha ha


No it was on in the USA, where I live now.

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Noders
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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:23 pm

Dilange wrote:
Noders wrote:I'm there right now so but yea not watching much tv here ha ha


No it was on in the USA, where I live now.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh yea sorry my bad but yea i live in Israel
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:25 pm

Noders wrote:
Dilange wrote:
No it was on in the USA, where I live now.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh yea sorry my bad but yea i live in Israel


Can't wait to move there. It's so hard to find Politically conservative Jewish girls in America.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Noders
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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:28 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Noders wrote:ohhhhhhhhhhhh yea sorry my bad but yea i live in Israel


Can't wait to move there. It's so hard to find Politically conservative Jewish girls in America.

really now?
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:28 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Noders wrote:ohhhhhhhhhhhh yea sorry my bad but yea i live in Israel


Can't wait to move there. It's so hard to find Politically conservative Jewish girls in America.


Not a fan of Likud Beitainu. Especially after some college Model UN.

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Postby Maryginia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:37 pm

Is/was anybody in NCSY by any chance, if so which region?
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:38 pm

Maryginia wrote:Is/was anybody in NCSY by any chance, if so which region?

I dislike NSCY and feel it does more harm than good.
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Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:38 pm

Maryginia wrote:Is/was anybody in NCSY by any chance, if so which region?

was midwest
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Maryginia
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Postby Maryginia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:40 pm

Menassa wrote:
Maryginia wrote:Is/was anybody in NCSY by any chance, if so which region?

I dislike NSCY and feel it does more harm than good.

How come?
PRO ISRAEL AND DAMN PROUD
TAKE BACK MUSIC!
Impeach Pop music, Legalize creativity, Auto-tune is theft, Real Music forever

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:43 pm

Maryginia wrote:
Menassa wrote:I dislike NSCY and feel it does more harm than good.

How come?

Once they called me to speak at a small NCSY group event... I had found out a little while later while on that event many of the teenagers got high on pills in the synagogue and they had to be wheeled from the synagogue.... it's truly a shame.... they have the potential to do so much good.

Also many of the 'councilors' are just more religious teenagers with gives them no quality.
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Maryginia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:48 pm

Menassa wrote:
Maryginia wrote:How come?

Once they called me to speak at a small NCSY group event... I had found out a little while later while on that event many of the teenagers got high on pills in the synagogue and they had to be wheeled from the synagogue.... it's truly a shame.... they have the potential to do so much good.

Also many of the 'councilors' are just more religious teenagers with gives them no quality.

At any group event, there's a chance for teens to get high, at the event I got back from a week ago, they found one person with weed in their bag, then again, we were in California so everyone expected someone to have it in their bag, but that was the only incident, and while none of the Councilors were Rabbis or anything of the sort, some were older than college students, and the lowest age was 18, this was at the last regional that I went to, I don't know how it is in the rest of the country.
PRO ISRAEL AND DAMN PROUD
TAKE BACK MUSIC!
Impeach Pop music, Legalize creativity, Auto-tune is theft, Real Music forever

I SIDE WITH UKRAINE

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:50 pm

Maryginia wrote:
Menassa wrote:Once they called me to speak at a small NCSY group event... I had found out a little while later while on that event many of the teenagers got high on pills in the synagogue and they had to be wheeled from the synagogue.... it's truly a shame.... they have the potential to do so much good.

Also many of the 'councilors' are just more religious teenagers with gives them no quality.

At any group event, there's a chance for teens to get high, at the event I got back from a week ago, they found one person with weed in their bag, then again, we were in California so everyone expected someone to have it in their bag, but that was the only incident, and while none of the Councilors were Rabbis or anything of the sort, some were older than college students, and the lowest age was 18, this was at the last regional that I went to, I don't know how it is in the rest of the country.

True, I am not doubting that.. the ones I have seen are filled with enablers... religious kids who never had to non-religious experience and want to seem all hip and cool for being religious so that enable drugs and alcohol.
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Noders » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:51 pm

Maryginia wrote:
Menassa wrote:Once they called me to speak at a small NCSY group event... I had found out a little while later while on that event many of the teenagers got high on pills in the synagogue and they had to be wheeled from the synagogue.... it's truly a shame.... they have the potential to do so much good.

Also many of the 'councilors' are just more religious teenagers with gives them no quality.

At any group event, there's a chance for teens to get high, at the event I got back from a week ago, they found one person with weed in their bag, then again, we were in California so everyone expected someone to have it in their bag, but that was the only incident, and while none of the Councilors were Rabbis or anything of the sort, some were older than college students, and the lowest age was 18, this was at the last regional that I went to, I don't know how it is in the rest of the country.

sadly all the Midwest ones I went to every one bragged about how many chicks they made out with or did and so on.......
Socialdemokraterne wrote:Noders: Only the finest books and pizza. And books about pizza. Not so much their book-flavored pizzas, though.

Me=Noders God of pissing you off
Parkus= God Of Sex and Cool and lots of Cigs
Menassa= God of the Jews
Spreewerke=God of the AK
Indeos=God of you know what just a bloody god
Xarithis= God Of World Domination
"Ruthless and efficient in the bedroom as well as on the battlefield, Britannia is the living emblem of strength, persistence, and dignity and Really Fucking Good Line Art.

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Maryginia
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Postby Maryginia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:53 pm

Menassa, yeah that's just bad, Noders, is West Coast the Normal region? That's a little scary.
PRO ISRAEL AND DAMN PROUD
TAKE BACK MUSIC!
Impeach Pop music, Legalize creativity, Auto-tune is theft, Real Music forever

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:53 pm

Maryginia wrote:Menassa, yeah that's just bad, Noders, is West Coast the Normal region? That's a little scary.

As I said... it does more harm than good.
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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