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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:50 pm

The Parthians wrote:
The Confederate States of Christ wrote:...



No Holocaust happened. That's why the Polish Census of 1931 shows 2.8m Jews.

Meanwhile the Polish Census of 1950 shows 50,000.


The Jews are also behind the Armenian Genocide. Right? Right? We made that up? For Oil...right? Or gold? I'm not really what are objectives are anymore. The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.
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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:51 pm

Ralkovia wrote: The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.


Huh? Why wasnt I informed of this?

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The Parthians
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Postby The Parthians » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:52 pm

Divair wrote:
The Parthians wrote:

No Holocaust happened. That's why the Polish Census of 1931 shows 2.8m Jews.

Meanwhile the Polish Census of 1950 shows 50,000.

To be fair, most of the Jews in Poland after the Holocaust went to Israel.


Nice theory, except for the Jaeger Report.

http://fcit.usf.edu/holocaust/resource/ ... cJager.htm

Smoking gun?
"And as you approach Parthia's prisons..."What's that buzzing noise, a factory?"
"No, that's all the carrion flies near the prison."
-New Edom

Because profit is more important than morality, obviously.

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:52 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
The Parthians wrote:

No Holocaust happened. That's why the Polish Census of 1931 shows 2.8m Jews.

Meanwhile the Polish Census of 1950 shows 50,000.


The Jews are also behind the Armenian Genocide. Right? Right? We made that up? For Oil...right? Or gold? I'm not really what are objectives are anymore. The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.

Hey... that was a Good idea..... you ever walk outside and it's hot on Shabbos and you can't cook you would just have Jello.... you would just have it... in your neighbor's pool... just all that Jello.
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"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:53 pm

Menassa wrote:Hey... that was a Good idea..... you ever walk outside and it's hot on Shabbos and you can't cook you would just have Jello.... you would just have it... in your neighbor's pool... just all that Jello.


Jello isnt kosher.

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The Parthians
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Postby The Parthians » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:54 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
The Parthians wrote:

No Holocaust happened. That's why the Polish Census of 1931 shows 2.8m Jews.

Meanwhile the Polish Census of 1950 shows 50,000.


The Jews are also behind the Armenian Genocide. Right? Right? We made that up? For Oil...right? Or gold? I'm not really what are objectives are anymore. The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.


Obviously, the purpose of the conspiracy is to destroy the superior trailer dwelling Aryan race.
"And as you approach Parthia's prisons..."What's that buzzing noise, a factory?"
"No, that's all the carrion flies near the prison."
-New Edom

Because profit is more important than morality, obviously.

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:54 pm

Dilange wrote:
Menassa wrote:Hey... that was a Good idea..... you ever walk outside and it's hot on Shabbos and you can't cook you would just have Jello.... you would just have it... in your neighbor's pool... just all that Jello.


Jello isnt kosher.

Some Jello is kosher.

or Jello like products that are not actually Jel-O.
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Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:54 pm

Menassa wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
The Jews are also behind the Armenian Genocide. Right? Right? We made that up? For Oil...right? Or gold? I'm not really what are objectives are anymore. The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.

Hey... that was a Good idea..... you ever walk outside and it's hot on Shabbos and you can't cook you would just have Jello.... you would just have it... in your neighbor's pool... just all that Jello.


Yes. But our goal is to take over the world, not to provide jello for free to the nonJews.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:55 pm

Ralkovia wrote:
Menassa wrote:Hey... that was a Good idea..... you ever walk outside and it's hot on Shabbos and you can't cook you would just have Jello.... you would just have it... in your neighbor's pool... just all that Jello.


Yes. But our goal is to take over the world, not to provide jello for free to the nonJews.

Why won't you let me have fun!

You are the worst Rabbi Ever!
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Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:55 pm

The Parthians wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
The Jews are also behind the Armenian Genocide. Right? Right? We made that up? For Oil...right? Or gold? I'm not really what are objectives are anymore. The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.


Obviously, the purpose of the conspiracy is to destroy the superior trailer dwelling Aryan race.

And Turk their Jerbs.
Radical Monotheist
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This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Divair
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Postby Divair » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:55 pm

The Parthians wrote:
Divair wrote:To be fair, most of the Jews in Poland after the Holocaust went to Israel.


Nice theory, except for the Jaeger Report.

http://fcit.usf.edu/holocaust/resource/ ... cJager.htm

Smoking gun?

Isn't that just a report on how many Jews were killed by Lithuanian partisans?

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:56 pm

The Parthians wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
The Jews are also behind the Armenian Genocide. Right? Right? We made that up? For Oil...right? Or gold? I'm not really what are objectives are anymore. The whole Jewish World Conquer plan got confusing after Menassa wanted to fill all the gentiles swimming pools with jello.


Obviously, the purpose of the conspiracy is to destroy the superior trailer dwelling Aryan race.


They'll NEVER LEAVE THERE TRAILER AND WON'T EVEN REALIZE WE STOLE THEIR PLANET FROM UNDER THEIR FEET!
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Dilange
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:56 pm

Menassa wrote:
Dilange wrote:
Jello isnt kosher.

Some Jello is kosher.

or Jello like products that are not actually Jel-O.


Jell-O brand isnt, but other brands are. But, do you really want second-rate gelatin?

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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:57 pm

Menassa wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
Yes. But our goal is to take over the world, not to provide jello for free to the nonJews.

Why won't you let me have fun!

You are the worst Rabbi Ever!


Menassa, help me turn the world's bread into matzah.

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:57 pm

Dilange wrote:
Menassa wrote:Some Jello is kosher.

or Jello like products that are not actually Jel-O.


Jell-O brand isnt, but other brands are. But, do you really want second-rate gelatin?

It's not what I want... it's what God wants.
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This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:58 pm

Menassa wrote:
Dilange wrote:
Jell-O brand isnt, but other brands are. But, do you really want second-rate gelatin?

It's not what I want... it's what God wants.


Adonai says to rule the world, not provide second-rate gelatin. Dont make Rabbi punish you with a full-week of cleaning the synagogue.

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The Parthians
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Postby The Parthians » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:59 pm

Divair wrote:
The Parthians wrote:
Nice theory, except for the Jaeger Report.

http://fcit.usf.edu/holocaust/resource/ ... cJager.htm

Smoking gun?

Isn't that just a report on how many Jews were killed by Lithuanian partisans?


No. Taken from the report:
Following the formation of a raiding squad under the command of SS-Obersturmfuehrer Hamman and 8-10 reliable men from the Einsatzkommando, the following actions were conducted in cooperation with Lithuanian partisans


That's the record of Einsatsgruppen A's activities in the Baltic States.
"And as you approach Parthia's prisons..."What's that buzzing noise, a factory?"
"No, that's all the carrion flies near the prison."
-New Edom

Because profit is more important than morality, obviously.

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:59 pm

Dilange wrote:
Menassa wrote:It's not what I want... it's what God wants.


Adonai says to rule the world, not provide second-rate gelatin. Dont make Rabbi punish you with a full-week of cleaning the synagogue.

But I cleaned it last week!
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Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Divair » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:01 pm

The Parthians wrote:That's the record of Einsatsgruppen A's activities in the Baltic States.

So it's the number of Jews killed by the Lithuanian partisans and Nazis in the Baltic countries.

I'm not disputing anything regarding the Holocaust (how could I? Some of my family died in it), but you're doing a pretty bad job of proving it ;)
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Postby Nicer potlimitomaha » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:01 pm

The Parthians wrote:
Divair wrote:Isn't that just a report on how many Jews were killed by Lithuanian partisans?


No. Taken from the report:
Following the formation of a raiding squad under the command of SS-Obersturmfuehrer Hamman and 8-10 reliable men from the Einsatzkommando, the following actions were conducted in cooperation with Lithuanian partisans


That's the record of Einsatsgruppen A's activities in the Baltic States.



Holocaust talk and all other side stuff from the CS of C ends NOW!!!!!!!!.
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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:03 pm

So I have decided to shot a new movie called "Saving Private Rabin." It is about a young Israeli Defensive Soldier in a battle between the Palestinians and his religion.

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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:03 pm

Dilange wrote:So I have decided to shot a new movie called "Saving Private Rabin." It is about a young Israeli Defensive Soldier in a battle between the Palestinians and his religion.

I think I'll be the sagely Rabbi who appears to him in his dream.
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Dilange » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:04 pm

Menassa wrote:
Dilange wrote:So I have decided to shot a new movie called "Saving Private Rabin." It is about a young Israeli Defensive Soldier in a battle between the Palestinians and his religion.

I think I'll be the sagely Rabbi who appears to him in his dream.


"Yoni, you must practice your Kaddishes daily, also youre are in charge of the food and drink for the synagogue's oneg tonight."

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Postby Nicer potlimitomaha » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:04 pm

Menassa wrote:
Dilange wrote:So I have decided to shot a new movie called "Saving Private Rabin." It is about a young Israeli Defensive Soldier in a battle between the Palestinians and his religion.

I think I'll be the sagely Rabbi who appears to him in his dream.




I see $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Contact Steven Speilberg NOW.
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Postby Menassa » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:05 pm

Dilange wrote:
Menassa wrote:I think I'll be the sagely Rabbi who appears to him in his dream.


"Yoni, you must practice your Kaddishes daily, also youre are in charge of the food and drink for the synagogue's oneg tonight."

Line!
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Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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