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Postby Martean » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:16 am

Chinese Regions wrote:Not Jewish, not by religion or race, but I have an uncle who is a Russian Jew.


all my family is atheist, and when i say all means uncles, cousins, brothers...
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:17 am

Martean wrote:
Chinese Regions wrote:Not Jewish, not by religion or race, but I have an uncle who is a Russian Jew.


all my family is atheist, and when i say all means uncles, cousins, brothers...

But they're Jewish by blood?
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:20 am

Forster Keys wrote:
Menassa wrote:Oh!

What did they tell you?


One was a holocaust survivor, Czech I think, who saw Mengele, though he didn't know it at the time. The other had been thrown out of Egypt with her family during the Arab-Israeli conflict, she was the museum guide.

Wow... that's pretty awesome... how big is the Jewish community in Sydney?
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Postby Orcoa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:22 am

I love one of the first question asked in this thread was about Jews cutting off their kids foreskins

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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:24 am

Orcoa wrote:I love one of the first question asked in this thread was about Jews cutting off their kids foreskins

Gotta love NSG

It was either that or Slavery.
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Ralkovia » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:26 am

Except, slavery isn't relevant in the Jewish religion. Nagging moms are though.
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Postby Orcoa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:27 am

Menassa wrote:
Orcoa wrote:I love one of the first question asked in this thread was about Jews cutting off their kids foreskins

Gotta love NSG

It was either that or Slavery.

I feel for you guys, We Christians had the same fucking problem during our thread. It got so bad I don't even look at it ever again after what happened
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:28 am

Orcoa wrote:
Menassa wrote:It was either that or Slavery.

I feel for you guys, We Christians had the same fucking problem during our thread. It got so bad I don't even look at it ever again after what happened

Hmm I still love that thread!

Ralkovia wrote:Except, slavery isn't relevant in the Jewish religion. Nagging moms are though.

Not the modern Jewish religion. :p
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Forster Keys » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:29 am

Menassa wrote:
Forster Keys wrote:
One was a holocaust survivor, Czech I think, who saw Mengele, though he didn't know it at the time. The other had been thrown out of Egypt with her family during the Arab-Israeli conflict, she was the museum guide.

Wow... that's pretty awesome... how big is the Jewish community in Sydney?


I thought so. They had the heaviest stories.

The Jewish community in Sydney is comparatively small (around 40,000 to 45,000 out of around a four million population) and concentrated in the wealthier Eastern Suburbs. I lived in the South and never met anyone I knew to be Jewish for a couple of years for instance. But Wiki says a third of the suburb of Bondi is Jewish.
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Postby Nazi Flower Power » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:29 am

Forster Keys wrote:One was a holocaust survivor,


It's depressing how common that is. Most of the Jews I have met have been too young to remember the Holocaust, but I have met a lot of people who said they had relatives in the Nazi camps.
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Postby Orcoa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:29 am

Menassa wrote:
Orcoa wrote:I feel for you guys, We Christians had the same fucking problem during our thread. It got so bad I don't even look at it ever again after what happened

Hmm I still love that thread!

Ralkovia wrote:Except, slavery isn't relevant in the Jewish religion. Nagging moms are though.

Not the modern Jewish religion. :p

Yes it is a source of humor and shame, it just sucks that we can't talk about religion without some assholes ruining it all.

I will say this...at lest this place is not like r/atheism :blink:
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:31 am

Orcoa wrote:
Menassa wrote:Hmm I still love that thread!


Not the modern Jewish religion. :p

Yes it is a source of humor and shame, it just sucks that we can't talk about religion without some assholes ruining it all.

I will say this...at lest this place is not like r/atheism :blink:

Maybe you should get your own chat room :p

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Forster Keys wrote:One was a holocaust survivor,


It's depressing how common that is. Most of the Jews I have met have been too young to remember the Holocaust, but I have met a lot of people who said they had relatives in the Nazi camps.


Yeah it sucks to here stories from friends whose enter grand-generation was wiped out.
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Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:32 am

I'm not completely certain about this, but in the Jewish faith is it believed that the Goyim must be exterminated, or is that just radical Zionism?
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Postby Ralkovia » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:34 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:I'm not completely certain about this, but in the Jewish faith is it believed that the Goyim must be exterminated, or is that just radical Zionism?


Yes, we Jews are just waiting till you aren't looking to kill you. We have mastered the arts of Jewjitsu, taikwondollar, and wearing small caps.
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That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:34 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:I'm not completely certain about this, but in the Jewish faith is it believed that the Goyim must be exterminated, or is that just radical Zionism?

No..... but it is believe that every human being is created in God's image and should be treated as such.

(this will not make sense to atheists) :rofl:
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Orcoa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:35 am

Menassa wrote:
Orcoa wrote:Yes it is a source of humor and shame, it just sucks that we can't talk about religion without some assholes ruining it all.

I will say this...at lest this place is not like r/atheism :blink:

Maybe you should get your own chat room :p

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It's depressing how common that is. Most of the Jews I have met have been too young to remember the Holocaust, but I have met a lot of people who said they had relatives in the Nazi camps.


Yeah it sucks to here stories from friends whose enter grand-generation was wiped out.

Nah too much work, I rather just not talk about it anymore and just go on. Let the Atheists have their internet cake since they get a hard time outside the internet.
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Postby Orcoa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:35 am

Ralkovia wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:I'm not completely certain about this, but in the Jewish faith is it believed that the Goyim must be exterminated, or is that just radical Zionism?


Yes, we Jews are just waiting till you aren't looking to kill you. We have mastered the arts of Jewjitsu, taikwondollar, and wearing small caps.

Ha! You Jews have one weakness....the dreaded art of Pork Fu! :lol:
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Postby Ralkovia » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:37 am

hence why we created the reform. Pork yields to our superior Hebrew hotdogs.
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Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:38 am

Ralkovia wrote:hence why we created the reform. Pork yields to our superior Hebrew hotdogs.

Unless of course they're hebrew national :rofl:

who answers to a higher authority of dodger dogs!
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
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Postby Forster Keys » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:38 am

Nazi Flower Power wrote:
Forster Keys wrote:One was a holocaust survivor,


It's depressing how common that is. Most of the Jews I have met have been too young to remember the Holocaust, but I have met a lot of people who said they had relatives in the Nazi camps.


It makes me ashamed to be human.
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Postby Orcoa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:40 am

Menassa wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:hence why we created the reform. Pork yields to our superior Hebrew hotdogs.

Unless of course they're hebrew national :rofl:

who answers to a higher authority of dodger dogs!

Mmmm.....Hebrew National

Those are pretty damn good.

So I have a question for the Jews on here, what are your thoughts on your Christian and Muslim brothers?
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Postby Arumdaum » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:40 am

Nordengrund wrote:See? The Jews are smart and no how to be healthy. Circumcision, strict kosher diet, etc.

Jews do it to obey God, not to be healthy.
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Postby Ralkovia » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:40 am

Forster Keys wrote:
Nazi Flower Power wrote:
It's depressing how common that is. Most of the Jews I have met have been too young to remember the Holocaust, but I have met a lot of people who said they had relatives in the Nazi camps.


It makes me ashamed to be human.

Look up the story of Moly Trostenets. My grandfather was the last survivor.
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Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Postby Menassa » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:41 am

Arumdaum wrote:
Nordengrund wrote:See? The Jews are smart and no how to be healthy. Circumcision, strict kosher diet, etc.

Jews do it to obey God, not to be healthy.

That's just a side perk :)
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Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
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"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."

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Postby Arumdaum » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:42 am

Menassa wrote:
Arumdaum wrote:Jews do it to obey God, not to be healthy.

That's just a side perk :)

Are kosher and circumcision even healthy though?
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