Kill the women first.

[Maurepas]

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

I think Astronauts get around this.....

Dude, its exactly 1.00 earth gravities inside of a tank and spacecraft have multiple rooms. They piss in a 4 million dollar toliet, which is utterly lacking in our 3 million dollar tank.

That wasnt what I was referring to,

[New Kereptica]

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

I think Astronauts get around this.....

Dude, its exactly 1.00 earth gravities inside of a tank and spacecraft have multiple rooms. They piss in a 4 million dollar toliet, which is utterly lacking in our 3 million dollar tank.

A rather dubious claim.

[Muravyets]

If it of any consideration I can personally attest to the idea that you need a penis to be a combat soldier, at least reguarding to tanks.

See, its hot inside of a tank, like 140+ degrees inside because it is a metal box sitting the the sun with hot hydralics and machines running inside. So you drink water so you don't die. Bottles and bottles of water, a 3 quarts an hour. Well, that water has to go somewhere and its ultimately back into one the bottles you drank from.

Laying reclined or sitting down inside of a tank, I imagine it would be impossible to piss into an empty waterbottle without the dynamic, point-anywhere utility of a penis. Zip down the fly, point and shoot, all the while looking through the optics.

Like to see a woman do that. They'd have to stand up, almost completely undo their nomex uniform and piss in front of two other dudes inside the tank's crew compartment. Or they could, you know, squat outside of the tank and get shot, or die of dehydration.

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

Women can piss out of their clothes and into bottles just fine. Just because you can't imagine it, doesn't mean it's not possible.

Seriously, I really am tired of these arguments that are based on nothing but daydreams -- especially when the dreamers are so lacking in imagination.

[Virtud Tierra]

i uh think the women could get the morale up in the army if you know what i mean

http://www.questia.com/googleScholar.qs ... 5001896680

Nope. Statistics show that mixed gender units have the worst morale in the Army. You know a good way to turn life-long friends into enemies and how to produce knife-fights in the barracks parking lot? Throw in one, decent looking female into the unit. Next thing you know, you have a posse of guys carrying this soldier's tools, escorting her everywhere and everyone intenetly trying to get into this woman's pants and she is loving every moment of it, she is climbing the rank structure in more then one sense of the term.

If you want people to focus on the mission and focus on the job, you remove all distractions. A single female surrounded by 30 guys is going to serve as a distraction and you will have people going to their cave-man roots and fighting over her since she is like the last woman on earth in that tiny social group.

[Maurepas]

If it of any consideration I can personally attest to the idea that you need a penis to be a combat soldier, at least reguarding to tanks.

See, its hot inside of a tank, like 140+ degrees inside because it is a metal box sitting the the sun with hot hydralics and machines running inside. So you drink water so you don't die. Bottles and bottles of water, a 3 quarts an hour. Well, that water has to go somewhere and its ultimately back into one the bottles you drank from.

Laying reclined or sitting down inside of a tank, I imagine it would be impossible to piss into an empty waterbottle without the dynamic, point-anywhere utility of a penis. Zip down the fly, point and shoot, all the while looking through the optics.

Like to see a woman do that. They'd have to stand up, almost completely undo their nomex uniform and piss in front of two other dudes inside the tank's crew compartment. Or they could, you know, squat outside of the tank and get shot, or die of dehydration.

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

Women can piss out of their clothes and into bottles just fine. Just because you can't imagine it, doesn't mean it's not possible.

Idk...I actually do know that this is a little more difficult, Sister + Father's 18 Wheeler....Although, Im not seeing how its the be-all, end-all, of Women not being allowed in Tanks...

[Muravyets]

If it of any consideration I can personally attest to the idea that you need a penis to be a combat soldier, at least reguarding to tanks.

See, its hot inside of a tank, like 140+ degrees inside because it is a metal box sitting the the sun with hot hydralics and machines running inside. So you drink water so you don't die. Bottles and bottles of water, a 3 quarts an hour. Well, that water has to go somewhere and its ultimately back into one the bottles you drank from.

Laying reclined or sitting down inside of a tank, I imagine it would be impossible to piss into an empty waterbottle without the dynamic, point-anywhere utility of a penis. Zip down the fly, point and shoot, all the while looking through the optics.

Like to see a woman do that. They'd have to stand up, almost completely undo their nomex uniform and piss in front of two other dudes inside the tank's crew compartment. Or they could, you know, squat outside of the tank and get shot, or die of dehydration.

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

Women can piss out of their clothes and into bottles just fine. Just because you can't imagine it, doesn't mean it's not possible.

Idk...I actually do know that this is a little more difficult, Sister + Father's 18 Wheeler....Although, Im not seeing how its the be-all, end-all, of Women not being allowed in Tanks...

Well, we managed it in Girl Scouts.

[New Kereptica]

i uh think the women could get the morale up in the army if you know what i mean

http://www.questia.com/googleScholar.qs ... 5001896680

Nope. Statistics show that mixed gender units have the worst morale in the Army. You know a good way to turn life-long friends into enemies and how to produce knife-fights in the barracks parking lot? Throw in one, decent looking female into the unit. Next thing you know, you have a posse of guys carrying this soldier's tools, escorting her everywhere and everyone intenetly trying to get into this woman's pants and she is loving every moment of it, she is climbing the rank structure in more then one sense of the term.

If you want people to focus on the mission and focus on the job, you remove all distractions. A single female surrounded by 30 guys is going to serve as a distraction and you will have people going to their cave-man roots and fighting over her since she is like the last woman on earth in that tiny social group.

Do you support excluding gays from the military as well?

[Gimmadonis]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

[Maurepas]

If it of any consideration I can personally attest to the idea that you need a penis to be a combat soldier, at least reguarding to tanks.

See, its hot inside of a tank, like 140+ degrees inside because it is a metal box sitting the the sun with hot hydralics and machines running inside. So you drink water so you don't die. Bottles and bottles of water, a 3 quarts an hour. Well, that water has to go somewhere and its ultimately back into one the bottles you drank from.

Laying reclined or sitting down inside of a tank, I imagine it would be impossible to piss into an empty waterbottle without the dynamic, point-anywhere utility of a penis. Zip down the fly, point and shoot, all the while looking through the optics.

Like to see a woman do that. They'd have to stand up, almost completely undo their nomex uniform and piss in front of two other dudes inside the tank's crew compartment. Or they could, you know, squat outside of the tank and get shot, or die of dehydration.

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

Women can piss out of their clothes and into bottles just fine. Just because you can't imagine it, doesn't mean it's not possible.

Idk...I actually do know that this is a little more difficult, Sister + Father's 18 Wheeler....Although, Im not seeing how its the be-all, end-all, of Women not being allowed in Tanks...

Well, we managed it in Girl Scouts.

Well, I guess yall were more creative than she was...although I hate this line of thought for making me think of that,

[Maurepas]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Um...Idk...

[Muravyets]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

I think I'd rather just find a substitute for military action altogether. Breaking stuff -- even if it's just stuff -- always leaves such a mess to clean up.

[Gimmadonis]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Um...Idk...

Oh... Right...

Shit, we're back where we started now, aren't we?

[Virtud Tierra]

i uh think the women could get the morale up in the army if you know what i mean

http://www.questia.com/googleScholar.qs ... 5001896680

Nope. Statistics show that mixed gender units have the worst morale in the Army. You know a good way to turn life-long friends into enemies and how to produce knife-fights in the barracks parking lot? Throw in one, decent looking female into the unit. Next thing you know, you have a posse of guys carrying this soldier's tools, escorting her everywhere and everyone intenetly trying to get into this woman's pants and she is loving every moment of it, she is climbing the rank structure in more then one sense of the term.

If you want people to focus on the mission and focus on the job, you remove all distractions. A single female surrounded by 30 guys is going to serve as a distraction and you will have people going to their cave-man roots and fighting over her since she is like the last woman on earth in that tiny social group.

Do you support excluding gays from the military as well?

No, why should I? Gays can be as gay as they want, they are just restricted against making their sexual preference known to others so it doesn't create problems. Also, its not even an enforced regulation. People decide they want out of the Army and try the "lol I'm gay!, really!" and you know what they do? Nothing at all. I knew plenty of utterly flaming gays in the Army. Why exclude them if they don't cause any trouble?

With females in a male-dominated unit, it can only cause trouble in the vast majority of the cases.

[Muravyets]

Well, I guess yall were more creative than she was...although I hate this line of thought for making me think of that,

Sorry. It's just that we were city girls, and we were all paranoid about poison oak when we went camping. We sought to minimize our exposure. Like everything in life, there's a trick to it.

[Gimmadonis]

Well, I guess yall were more creative than she was...although I hate this line of thought for making me think of that,

Sorry. It's just that we were city girls, Livin' in a lonely world. We took the midnight train going an-y-whereeeeee...

Fix'd.

[Maurepas]

Well, I guess yall were more creative than she was...although I hate this line of thought for making me think of that,

Sorry. It's just that we were city girls, and we were all paranoid about poison oak when we went camping. We sought to minimize our exposure. Like everything in life, there's a trick to it.

No, no, no...Thats fine, even a little hot, lol...

My sister's attempt at pissing in a bottle though,

Id tried to block it out,

[Lacadaemon]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Yes. Skynet. What could possibly go wrong.

[New Kereptica]

i uh think the women could get the morale up in the army if you know what i mean

http://www.questia.com/googleScholar.qs ... 5001896680

Nope. Statistics show that mixed gender units have the worst morale in the Army. You know a good way to turn life-long friends into enemies and how to produce knife-fights in the barracks parking lot? Throw in one, decent looking female into the unit. Next thing you know, you have a posse of guys carrying this soldier's tools, escorting her everywhere and everyone intenetly trying to get into this woman's pants and she is loving every moment of it, she is climbing the rank structure in more then one sense of the term.

If you want people to focus on the mission and focus on the job, you remove all distractions. A single female surrounded by 30 guys is going to serve as a distraction and you will have people going to their cave-man roots and fighting over her since she is like the last woman on earth in that tiny social group.

Do you support excluding gays from the military as well?

No, why should I? Gays can be as gay as they want, they are just restricted against making their sexual preference known to others so it doesn't create problems. Also, its not even an enforced regulation. People decide they want out of the Army and try the "lol I'm gay!, really!" and you know what they do? Nothing at all. I knew plenty of utterly flaming gays in the Army. Why exclude them if they don't cause any trouble?

With females in a male-dominated unit, it can only cause trouble in the vast majority of the cases.

Ban sexually motivated actions. That would solve all of the "distraction" problems.

[Gimmadonis]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Yes. Skynet. What could possibly go wrong.

But what if we do Newton's third law of robotics or whatever? Wouldn't that fix it?

[Ryadn]

If it of any consideration I can personally attest to the idea that you need a penis to be a combat soldier, at least reguarding to tanks.

See, its hot inside of a tank, like 140+ degrees inside because it is a metal box sitting the the sun with hot hydralics and machines running inside. So you drink water so you don't die. Bottles and bottles of water, a 3 quarts an hour. Well, that water has to go somewhere and its ultimately back into one the bottles you drank from.

Laying reclined or sitting down inside of a tank, I imagine it would be impossible to piss into an empty waterbottle without the dynamic, point-anywhere utility of a penis. Zip down the fly, point and shoot, all the while looking through the optics.

Like to see a woman do that. They'd have to stand up, almost completely undo their nomex uniform and piss in front of two other dudes inside the tank's crew compartment. Or they could, you know, squat outside of the tank and get shot, or die of dehydration.

There you go. You need a penis to operate a tank. Any other former 19Ks have an alternative hypothesis?

After reading this, I don't just disbelieve you've been a soldier---I disbelieve you've ever actually met a woman.

[New Kereptica]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Yes. Skynet. What could possibly go wrong.

But what if we do Newton's third law of robotics or whatever? Wouldn't that fix it?

The Third Law is that they have to protect themselves...

It's rather useless, harmful even, without the first two.

[Gimmadonis]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Yes. Skynet. What could possibly go wrong.

But what if we do Newton's third law of robotics or whatever? Wouldn't that fix it?

The Third Law is that they have to protect themselves...

It's rather useless, harmful even, without the first two.

Oh... Well we better put those in, too.

[Ryadn]

i uh think the women could get the morale up in the army if you know what i mean

http://www.questia.com/googleScholar.qs ... 5001896680

Nope. Statistics show that mixed gender units have the worst morale in the Army. You know a good way to turn life-long friends into enemies and how to produce knife-fights in the barracks parking lot? Throw in one, decent looking female into the unit. Next thing you know, you have a posse of guys carrying this soldier's tools, escorting her everywhere and everyone intenetly trying to get into this woman's pants and she is loving every moment of it, she is climbing the rank structure in more then one sense of the term.

If you want people to focus on the mission and focus on the job, you remove all distractions. A single female surrounded by 30 guys is going to serve as a distraction and you will have people going to their cave-man roots and fighting over her since she is like the last woman on earth in that tiny social group.

There you go, ladies and gents. Women are lazy sluts and men are uncontrollable rapists who will abandon all their training for the chance to sleep with a female soldier. Humanity in VT's imagination is hardly worth fighting for.

[Maurepas]

Oh... Well we better put those in, too.

What we should do, is make them instead of Robots, Remote-Controlled soldiers...Itd be like Halo, only, your character is in a real battlefield...

[New Kereptica]

I say we just hurry the fuck up with military robots. That'll solve this problem real fast.

All in agreement?

Yes. Skynet. What could possibly go wrong.

But what if we do Newton's third law of robotics or whatever? Wouldn't that fix it?

The Third Law is that they have to protect themselves...

It's rather useless, harmful even, without the first two.

Oh... Well we better put those in, too.

Well, robots with the Third Law would be rather useless in warfare.