Should sex be banned? (Chick-Fil-A Day Spinoff)

[R Ev0lution]

Since this "wise man" was Homer Simpson, would it be safe for me to assume that you're being sarcastic and/or satirical and/or deliberately-outrageous in your post?

It would be a very safe assumption indeed, but that would imply there are actually things in this world that are 100% safe.

Indeed. Nothing is safe. The most we can do is to do proper research, take basic precautions, and seek moderation/balance in our lifestyles. Avoiding anything remotely dangerous as if it were the Black Death is impossible, and attempting to do so is a formula for wasting your entire life doing absolutely nothing worthwhile.

[Kalalification]

Anti-natalists would say yes. Or rather, they'd say that reproductive sex should be banned.

[Raeyh]

Raeyh has actually openly stated that sunbathing should be illegalized, since it can result in skin cancer.

Unfortunately, it seems that he is unfamiliar with both sunscreen and condoms -- both of them miracle products which could open doors to a whole new world for him.

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

[Tlaceceyaya]

Hey, I heard the sun can give you skin cancer. That's probably why some people on the internet never go outside, it's dangerous!

Raeyh has actually openly stated that sunbathing should be illegalized, since it can result in skin cancer.

Unfortunately, it seems that he is unfamiliar with both sunscreen and condoms -- both of them miracle products which could open doors to a whole new world for him.

He said that sunbathing should be illegal because it can harm you?
Should smoking the desiccant pack from a bag of beef jerky be illegalized, too?

[R Ev0lution]

Raeyh has actually openly stated that sunbathing should be illegalized, since it can result in skin cancer.

Unfortunately, it seems that he is unfamiliar with both sunscreen and condoms -- both of them miracle products which could open doors to a whole new world for him.

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

Also, being on a computer all day can lead to reduced eyesight, and, unless he's spending all of his time outdoors on a laptop (unlikely, since he earlier proposed illegalizing sunbathing), he's also putting himself at severe risk for Vitamin D deficiency.

[Seperates]

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

Yes you can. Go Amish.

It's not that you can't. It's that you don't want to.

[Raeyh]

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

Also, being on a computer all day can lead to reduced eyesight, and, unless he's spending all of his time outdoors on a laptop (unlikely, since he earlier proposed illegalizing sunbathing), he's also putting himself at severe risk for Vitamin D deficiency.

That can be made up for by drinking milk.

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

Yes you can. Go Amish.

It's not that you can't. It's that you don't want to.

I don't think they just take anyone who walks into town.

[Todlichebujoku]

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

I need sex to work.

[Raeyh]

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

I need sex to work.

Dare I ask what you do for a living? Whatever it is, it shouldn't be legal.

[R Ev0lution]

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

Yes, you can abstain from computer use. Quit your job and find another one. You picked the damn job. Take some damn responsibility.

No prostitute on the face of the planet will say "I can't abstain from sex; it's part of my job." They chose to enter a profession in which abstinence from sex is inherently impossible, just as you (evidently) chose a job in which abstinence from the computer is inherently impossible.

[Altaiire]

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

Yes you can. Go Amish.

It's not that you can't. It's that you don't want to.

Looking at a history of construction related accidents, I don't think he'd be willing to risk building his own house.

[Seperates]

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.

Also, being on a computer all day can lead to reduced eyesight, and, unless he's spending all of his time outdoors on a laptop (unlikely, since he earlier proposed illegalizing sunbathing), he's also putting himself at severe risk for Vitamin D deficiency.

Indeed. But such is the life of one who is perpetually afraid of taking risks.

[Ethel mermania]

Sex should be banned for all males except me.

I knew this crap would happen.

ask a stupid question, your gonna get a stupid answer, and your right,
sex should be banned for all males except for me .

[Raeyh]

I can't abstain from computer use, I need it to work. So, if I can't abstain, I might as well enjoy it.

Yes, you can abstain from computer use. Quit your job and find another one. You picked the damn job. Take some damn responsibility.

No prostitute on the face of the planet will say "I can't abstain from sex; it's part of my job." They chose to enter a profession in which abstinence from sex is inherently impossible, just as you (evidently) chose a job in which abstinence from the computer is inherently impossible.

You don't choose a job. They choose to hire you. You apply to every place you are eligible for.

[Seperates]

Yes you can. Go Amish.

It's not that you can't. It's that you don't want to.

I don't think they just take anyone who walks into town.

So what? Sell everything, and go up into the mountains of Canada and live by the land. Live the dream. Nothing is stopping you but yourself.

[Altaiire]

Yes, you can abstain from computer use. Quit your job and find another one. You picked the damn job. Take some damn responsibility.

No prostitute on the face of the planet will say "I can't abstain from sex; it's part of my job." They chose to enter a profession in which abstinence from sex is inherently impossible, just as you (evidently) chose a job in which abstinence from the computer is inherently impossible.

You don't choose a job. They choose to hire you. You apply to every place you are eligible for.

But then what happens if they all accept you?

[R Ev0lution]

Also, being on a computer all day can lead to reduced eyesight, and, unless he's spending all of his time outdoors on a laptop (unlikely, since he earlier proposed illegalizing sunbathing), he's also putting himself at severe risk for Vitamin D deficiency.

Indeed. But such is the life of one who is perpetually afraid of taking risks.

I can understand a fear of taking risks -- I can respect people who choose to carefully-plan their lifestyles and decision-making to make their lives as comfortable as possible.

However, there's a very, very distinct difference between actively working to minimize lifestyle-risks and pretending like avoiding everything is the solution to the world's problems.

[Seperates]

Yes you can. Go Amish.

It's not that you can't. It's that you don't want to.

Looking at a history of construction related accidents, I don't think he'd be willing to risk building his own house.

Bah, it's not that difficult. Need a barn constructed? Call the Amish, they're faster and cheaper than any construction crew.

[Todlichebujoku]

I need sex to work.

Dare I ask what you do for a living? Whatever it is, it shouldn't be legal.

But it is...

[Nation of Fortune]

I would like to take this time to point out that even after chemical castration one can still sex. It's not permanent and doesn't make it impossible for a male to have an erection, difficult, yes, impossible, no.

[Raeyh]

You don't choose a job. They choose to hire you. You apply to every place you are eligible for.

But then what happens if they all accept you?

Then you are one lucky individual, you actually get to make a choice. Chances are, that's not going to happen.

[Thenions Immaculate Kin]

Indeed. But such is the life of one who is perpetually afraid of taking risks.

I can understand a fear of taking risks -- I can respect people who choose to carefully-plan their lifestyles and decision-making to make their lives as comfortable as possible.

However, there's a very, very distinct difference between actively working to minimize lifestyle-risks and pretending like avoiding everything is the solution to the world's problems.

And then there's another distinction between that last, and somebody who thinks everyone else should do/be forced to do the same thing.

[Seperates]

Indeed. But such is the life of one who is perpetually afraid of taking risks.

I can understand a fear of taking risks -- I can respect people who choose to carefully-plan their lifestyles and decision-making to make their lives as comfortable as possible.

However, there's a very, very distinct difference between actively working to minimize lifestyle-risks and pretending like avoiding everything is the solution to the world's problems.

I agree. But there is being afraid of risks... and then being perpetually afraid of taking risks.

One is a survival instinct, the other is a psychological disorder.

[Altaiire]

Looking at a history of construction related accidents, I don't think he'd be willing to risk building his own house.

Bah, it's not that difficult. Need a barn constructed? Call the Amish, they're faster and cheaper than any construction crew.

I've heard things are getting pretty hectic down there, beards being shaven and all. If he gets cut by one of those razors he might develop tetanus.

[Ethel mermania]

But then what happens if they all accept you?

Then you are one lucky individual, you actually get to make a choice. Chances are, that's not going to happen.

or what happens if i already have a job, and apply for another one. I am making the choice to apply, and if i dont like the offer i dont have to accept.