Should sex be banned? (Chick-Fil-A Day Spinoff)

[R Ev0lution]

You genius -- one cup of oatmeal contains 16% of your daily Vitamin A. It also contains massive amounts of Vitamin B6 (side effects: nausea, vomiting, headache, stomache pain), zinc (side effects: diarrhea, vomiting, stomach damage, kidney damage, and fever), and sodium (side effects: heart disease).

Sources:
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplemen ... TAMIN%20B6)).aspx?activeIngredientId=934&activeIngredientName=Vitamin%20B6%20(PYRIDOXINE%20(VITAMIN%20B6))
http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplemen ... tName=ZINC
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/22/health/so ... index.html

It's the healthiest thing I could base my diet around. It provides carbohydrates without increasing blood sugar. I didn't know about the other parts, but it as good as it gets.

So you're admitting that you have no idea if your "healthy diet" is actually healthy, and that the foods you eat have just as many side-effects as the lettuce and carrots you so proudly avoid?

By the way, in order to get even 50% of your daily protein using oatmeal, you would need to consume 500% of your daily folic acid (1 cup of oatmeal = 106% DV folate; 9% DV protein). Seizures, confusion, irritability, sleep disorders, and diarrhea are the common side effects of folate overdose.

Of course, if you choose to get less than 100% of your DV protein (approx. consuming 1200% of your daily folate), you're wrecking your immune system, your muscular system, your psychological health, and your physical stamina.

Your oatmeal-based miracle-diet sounds like absolute shit. Have fun picking between two pretty awful sets of health problems.

[Raeyh]

In that case, you need to be sterilized for the good of humanity....any progeny from your seed will be just as self-centered and idiotic for making that proposal

It's a joke. Relax. No need to flame.

It's the healthiest thing I could base my diet around. It provides carbohydrates without increasing blood sugar. I didn't know about the other parts, but it as good as it gets.

Basing your diet almost entirely around any one thing is a bad idea. You need more balance. There's a food pyramid to help...

Isn't it a circle nowadays?



Anyway, balance is what got me into this situation to begin with. I'll just stick with something I know is good for me and go with that. Plus it's affordable.

As you can tell from my stance on sex, it's how I tend to deal with things I find dangerous.

By the way, in order to get even 50% of your daily protein using oatmeal, you would need to consume 500% of your daily folic acid (1 cup of oatmeal = 106% DV folate; 9% DV protein). Seizures, confusion, irritability, sleep disorders, and diarrhea are the common side effects of folate overdose.

Of course, if you choose to get less than 100% of your DV protein (approx. consuming 1200% of your daily folate), you're wrecking your immune system, your muscular system, your psychological health, and your physical stamina.

I have sugar free protein shakes, too. That's where I get the protein from.

[Todlichebujoku]

Why are people talking about diets in a sex thread?

[Holy Trek]

In that case, you need to be sterilized for the good of humanity....any progeny from your seed will be just as self-centered and idiotic for making that proposal

It's a joke. Relax. No need to flame.

It's the healthiest thing I could base my diet around. It provides carbohydrates without increasing blood sugar. I didn't know about the other parts, but it as good as it gets.

Basing your diet almost entirely around any one thing is a bad idea. You need more balance. There's a food pyramid to help...

Who said I was flaming? I was being dead serious about that. If someone, even as a joke, is gonna make an idiotic statement like his, then the solution is to have him (or her) sterilized for the good of humanity.

[Mavorpen]

Basing your diet almost entirely around any one thing is a bad idea. You need more balance. There's a food pyramid to help...

It's actually a Food Plate. And who takes it seriously?

[Meowfoundland]

Of course it shouldn't.

[Thenions Immaculate Kin]

It's a joke. Relax. No need to flame.





Basing your diet almost entirely around any one thing is a bad idea. You need more balance. There's a food pyramid to help...

Isn't it a circle nowadays?

Anyway, balance is what got me into this situation to begin with. I'll just stick with something I know is good for me and go with that. Plus it's affordable.

As you can tell from my stance on sex, it's how I tend to deal with things I find dangerous.

You mean reject balance in favor of over-the-top proposals that most people disagree on and that are probably unhealthy* for you and others?
(*Unless you're just asexual.)

[R Ev0lution]

It's a joke. Relax. No need to flame.





Basing your diet almost entirely around any one thing is a bad idea. You need more balance. There's a food pyramid to help...

Isn't it a circle nowadays?



Anyway, balance is what got me into this situation to begin with. I'll just stick with something I know is good for me and go with that. Plus it's affordable.

As you can tell from my stance on sex, it's how I tend to deal with things I find dangerous.

By the way, in order to get even 50% of your daily protein using oatmeal, you would need to consume 500% of your daily folic acid (1 cup of oatmeal = 106% DV folate; 9% DV protein). Seizures, confusion, irritability, sleep disorders, and diarrhea are the common side effects of folate overdose.

Of course, if you choose to get less than 100% of your DV protein (approx. consuming 1200% of your daily folate), you're wrecking your immune system, your muscular system, your psychological health, and your physical stamina.

I have sugar free protein shakes, too. That's where I get the protein from.

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

See how my conduct to do proper research and to fact-check myself gives me a massive advantage, since I'm not just spouting uninformed assumptions and bullshit?

[Thenions Immaculate Kin]

It's a joke. Relax. No need to flame.





Basing your diet almost entirely around any one thing is a bad idea. You need more balance. There's a food pyramid to help...

Who said I was flaming? I was being dead serious about that. If someone, even as a joke, is gonna make an idiotic statement like his, then the solution is to have him (or her) sterilized for the good of humanity.

Calling people idiots and self-centered is probably inadvisable, serious or no. Especially since the comment was a joke.
[/notamod]

[Altaiire]

Isn't it a circle nowadays?



Anyway, balance is what got me into this situation to begin with. I'll just stick with something I know is good for me and go with that. Plus it's affordable.

As you can tell from my stance on sex, it's how I tend to deal with things I find dangerous.



I have sugar free protein shakes, too. That's where I get the protein from.

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

See how my conduct to do proper research and to fact-check myself gives me a massive advantage, since I'm not just spouting uninformed assumptions and bullshit?

A wise man once said, "facts are useless, they can be used to prove anything."

[Samuraikoku]

I reiterate: Please don't deprive those of us who never had it of doing it.

[R Ev0lution]

Why are people talking about diets in a sex thread?

Raeyh seems to believe that things that have any associated risks (i.e.: sex) should automatically be avoided like the plague.

We're discussing something absolutely essential to survival (healthy diet) as an example of why this philosophy is outrageous, and I'm hoping to wrap it up nicely by concluding that healthy moderation and carefully-considered balances, rather than outrageous extremes, is the best course of action in virtually every facet of life.

[Todlichebujoku]

I propose mandatory public orgies. Then people can have all the sex they want.

[Altaiire]

Why are people talking about diets in a sex thread?

Raeyh seems to believe that things that have any associated risks (i.e.: sex) should automatically be avoided like the plague.

We're discussing something absolutely essential to survival (healthy diet) as an example of why this philosophy is outrageous, and I'm hoping to wrap it up nicely by concluding that healthy moderation (not outrageous extremes) is the solution to all problems.

Hey, I heard the sun can give you skin cancer. That's probably why some people on the internet never go outside, it's dangerous!

[Todlichebujoku]

Why are people talking about diets in a sex thread?

Raeyh seems to believe that things that have any associated risks (i.e.: sex) should automatically be avoided like the plague.

We're discussing something absolutely essential to survival (healthy diet) as an example of why this philosophy is outrageous, and I'm hoping to wrap it up nicely by concluding that healthy moderation and carefully-considered balances, rather than outrageous extremes, is the best course of action in virtually every facet of life.

Oh. You guys got a bit carried away. Took me a while to get from diets to vitamins to chemical castration.

[R Ev0lution]

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

See how my conduct to do proper research and to fact-check myself gives me a massive advantage, since I'm not just spouting uninformed assumptions and bullshit?

A wise man once said, "facts are useless, they can be used to prove anything."

Since this "wise man" was Homer Simpson, would it be safe for me to assume that you're being sarcastic and/or satirical and/or deliberately-outrageous in your post?

[Raeyh]

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

Big deal? None of those are even health threatening, except dehydration, which you can cure by drinking tons of water. Something you should be doing anyway.

Anyway, I don't see how abstinence is unhealthy. Abstaining from junk food, abstaining from sex, both are good.

[R Ev0lution]

Raeyh seems to believe that things that have any associated risks (i.e.: sex) should automatically be avoided like the plague.

We're discussing something absolutely essential to survival (healthy diet) as an example of why this philosophy is outrageous, and I'm hoping to wrap it up nicely by concluding that healthy moderation (not outrageous extremes) is the solution to all problems.

Hey, I heard the sun can give you skin cancer. That's probably why some people on the internet never go outside, it's dangerous!

Raeyh has actually openly stated that sunbathing should be illegalized, since it can result in skin cancer.

Unfortunately, it seems that he is unfamiliar with both sunscreen and condoms -- both of them miracle products which could open doors to a whole new world for him.

[Thenions Immaculate Kin]

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

Big deal? None of those are even health threatening, except dehydration, which you can cure by drinking tons of water. Something you should be doing anyway.

Anyway, I don't see how abstinence is unhealthy. Abstaining from junk food, abstaining from sex, both are good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abs ... al_effects
Sex is also good for your heart, and for decreasing stress levels, among other things.
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_int ... e#Benefits

[Altaiire]

A wise man once said, "facts are useless, they can be used to prove anything."

Since this "wise man" was Homer Simpson, would it be safe for me to assume that you're being sarcastic and/or satirical and/or deliberately-outrageous in your post?

It would be a very safe assumption indeed, but that would imply there are actually things in this world that are 100% safe.

[Terruana]

Maybe not having sex should be banned instead.

What would be the penalty?

Being put in the stocks and bombarded with used condoms.

[Todlichebujoku]

What would be the penalty?

Being put in the stocks and bombarded with used condoms.

No. Being forced into submission.

[R Ev0lution]

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

Big deal? None of those are even health threatening, except dehydration, which you can cure by drinking tons of water. Something you should be doing anyway.

Anyway, I don't see how abstinence is unhealthy. Abstaining from junk food, abstaining from sex, both are good.

Osteoporosis isn't life-threatening either, but apparently, you avoid Vitamin A like the plague because of it.

By the way, if you get nausea, fatigue, and headaches, and you still think you're perfectly healthy, then... Uh, well, I'm sorry your have such a depressingly-minimalistic definition of "healthy"?

[Altaiire]

Whey (the active ingredient in protein-shakes) has been associated with nausea, dehydration, cramps, bloating, fatigue, and headaches.

Big deal? None of those are even health threatening, except dehydration, which you can cure by drinking tons of water. Something you should be doing anyway.

Anyway, I don't see how abstinence is unhealthy. Abstaining from junk food, abstaining from sex, both are good.

But if you drink tons of water, you might die of water intoxication.

Abstaining from moving will kill you due to your blood clotting.

[Seperates]

Hey, I heard the sun can give you skin cancer. That's probably why some people on the internet never go outside, it's dangerous!

Raeyh has actually openly stated that sunbathing should be illegalized, since it can result in skin cancer.

Unfortunately, it seems that he is unfamiliar with both sunscreen and condoms -- both of them miracle products which could open doors to a whole new world for him.

I wonder why he is typing on a keyboard... after all, typing can lead to Carpel tunnel syndrome in excessive amounts.