Bad Pick-up lines

by **Woodstead** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:27 am

TaQud wrote:
Woodstead wrote:There was another which the same person said, and it was so overused at my school for like a week. I think it was something like: (to a female)
"Hey, want to some maths? We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply."

Of course, no one could ever use that without some comic intention.

i think they wanted to subtract the multiply...

Add a condom, maybe?

by **Liriena** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:28 am

The worst (which I, gladly, never used):

"With that ass, I'd invite you to take a shit at my place."

...seriously...that's fucked up.

by **The Holy Twig** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:29 am

TaQud wrote:
The Holy Twig wrote:I tried that once.
I live in Saudi Arabia.

She cut me off and said "Yes"
It ended in awkward silence, and then web everywhere.

that was racist...

I actually do live in Saudi Arabia, first thing my arab classmates asked me: "How many terrorists have you met?"

by **TaQud** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:29 am

Liriena wrote:"With that ass, I'd invite you to take a shit at my place."

My Response...

by **Valecia** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:30 am

Do you have a map because i just got lost in your eyes. that works and doesn't depending from the gal

by **San Monteriano** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:30 am

Ramenasia wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

by **Woodstead** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:33 am

Liriena wrote:The worst (which I, gladly, never used):

"With that ass, I'd invite you to take a shit at my place."

...seriously...that's fucked up.

That's hilarious, but, I wouldn't unless they planned on papering the seat first.

by **Alaje** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:41 am

This doesn't exactly count as a "pick-up line" but it could be used as one. It'll need some explaining. Last night my friends and I were playing KOF '99 (King of FIghters), this one stage is at an aquarium and there is a manatee in it. Me and one of my friends have a habit, much to the annoyance of the rest of our clique, of making puns and jokes about the stages, characters, or the characters' moves. I made these two comments........keep in mind the mantee is the central point of the jokes.

"Girl, if you dive into this pool, I can show you how to really get wet."

"I'm a mantee? Well you can call me Superman then, 'cause I ain't afraid to motorboat."

by **CookieRaider** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:18 am

"You make my software turn to hardware."

"My name is not Elmo, but you can tickle many any time you want."

by **Partybus** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:21 am

"Let's play circus...Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

by **Hamste** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:37 am

have your wingman walk up to the girl totally naked then say want to have sex? After he gets arrested for indecent exposure go up to the girl and say "what a jerk, speaking of which want to have sex"

It might work

by **Aleckandor** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:38 am

No pick-up line at all. Actually, it's because that I had no pick-up line that actually am in a relationship.

by **The Holy Twig** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:39 am

One could also simply pretend that flirting hasn't advanced past the pick up line of "GRUGH!" accented with a heavy knockout-club.

by **Havl** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:42 am

My friend was hitting on a girl at the bar, and things seemed to be going well. I walked away for a minute, and when I came back, he was telling the girl how he wants to strangle a giraffe. In great detail. Needless to say, he didn't close the deal.

By the way, my favorite "classic" pick up line (not that I would ever use it):
Let's hop on the next train and do it in the caboose.

by **Revjag** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:44 am

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning
Is that an airport near by? Or is that my heart taking off?
:blink:

by **New Zorr** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:46 am

The worst I've heard was "were your parents retarted cause you sure are special".

by **Winland** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:53 am

"Excuse me, do you have a penis? No? That's okay, you can borrow mine!"

by **Mussoliniopoli** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:10 am

"Sucky Sucky 5 dollah GI." Works on all the ladies, men and lady-boys.

by **The Cookish States** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:49 pm

DesAnges wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
I used to have one. But she took it in the divorce

I guess you could say she

*puts on sunglasses*

cracked you up.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by **Hamste** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:51 pm

One of my favourite ones is this one because of how bad it is.
I have a rash on my cock that burns like fire, care to blow it out?

by **Nadkor** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:56 pm

Hamste wrote:One of my favourite ones is this one because of how bad it is.
I have a rash on my cock that burns like fire, care to blow it out?

No way any body actually tried to use it

by **Old Vester** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:56 pm

I never use pick up lines but this popped in my head the other day.
"Baby, do you have 5 dollars because I can give you a foot-long."

by **The Blaatschapen** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:03 pm

Nadkor wrote:
Hamste wrote:One of my favourite ones is this one because of how bad it is.
I have a rash on my cock that burns like fire, care to blow it out?

No way any body actually tried to use it

His cock or that pickup line?

by **Nadkor** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:05 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Nadkor wrote:
No way any body actually tried to use it

His cock or that pickup line?

Hmm...both, I guess.

by **Milks Empire** » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:06 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Nadkor wrote:No way any body actually tried to use it

His cock or that pickup line?

AQed!

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