Bad Pick-up lines

[Carmadin]

I've got a few....

"Hey babe, let's go to my place and play house. You be the door, and I'll slam you"

"Do you work at subway? Cuz you're giving me a footlong"

"Nice shoes. Let's F*ck"

"Hey, our genitals are compatiable. We should engage in sexual intercourse"

"I find you attractive."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I could see myself in your pants"

"I'd like to wake up next to you tommorow morning"

"I have a cut on my lip. Can you kiss it and make it all better?" (Actually got a nice makeout session with that once)

[Cill Charthaigh]

"I have a cut on my lip. Can you kiss it and make it all better?" (Actually got a nice makeout session with that once)

Bonus points if you say your dick instead of your lips.

[Typhlochactas]

*walks up to girl*

An Entomologist specializing in wasps walks through a record store and finds a record of flight sounds for different wasp species. He walks over to the store keeper and says: '''If you play me all the tracks, and I correctly guess which species is which, can I have it for free?'' The shopkeeper agrees, but the entomologist fails on his first, second, and even third attempt to name the correct wasp species. He is about to give up when the shopkeeper says: ''Sorry sir, my mistake. I accidentally played the B-Side.''

[The Cookish States]

"I have a cut on my lip. Can you kiss it and make it all better?" (Actually got a nice makeout session with that once)

Bonus points if you say your dick instead of your lips.

Bonus points if you have class and get that pickup lines are only meant to spark a conversation

[Tephireth]

*guy drives by*
*drives past*
*pulls a u-turn, and is now on the wrong side of the street*

Guy: Sorry, I had to get a second look...

ACTUALLY HAPPENED. I probably would've had a witty comeback had I not been walking to work and so sleep deprived I wasn't convinced it'd actually happened.

[Mavorpen]

Bonus points if you say your dick instead of your lips.

Bonus points if you have class and get that pickup lines are only meant to spark a conversation

I've heard that women like senses of humor. You should get one.

[Allrule]

"Hey baby, let's go have ourselves a serious discussion." You try using that without being JFK, then come back and tell us how much sex you didn't have.

[The Cookish States]

Bonus points if you have class and get that pickup lines are only meant to spark a conversation

I've heard that women like senses of humor. You should get one.

Suppose I just failed to see the funny part in that one

How's this..

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

[Chloroform Girl]

"I'm clean and currently 75% off on price for the week."

[The Holy Twig]

"I have AIDS"

[The Cookish States]

"I have AIDS"

Actually that's "The Spiderman"

Just get her against a wall, THEN use that pickup line, and she'll scale the wall

[Mavorpen]

"I have AIDS"

Actually that's "The Spiderman"

Just get her against a wall, THEN use that pickup line, and she'll scale the wall

I thought "The Spiderman" was ejaculating webs. Boy was I mistaken.

[The Holy Twig]

Actually that's "The Spiderman"

Just get her against a wall, THEN use that pickup line, and she'll scale the wall

I thought "The Spiderman" was ejaculating webs. Boy was I mistaken.

I do both of them.

[The Blaatschapen]

Just remembered one that my ex told me. "Sometimes, I wonder what it is like to have a vagina. I mean. Really have a vagina."

Considering that is your ex, I must assume that it has worked?

[The Blaatschapen]

Bonus points if you have class and get that pickup lines are only meant to spark a conversation

I've heard that women like senses of humor. You should get one.

I used to have one. But she took it in the divorce

[Fynnbays]

Have you got mirrors in your jeans? Because I can totally see myself in your pants?
So you work in Subway? Because every time I see you, I get a footlong

[TaQud]

Have you got mirrors in your jeans? Because I can totally see myself in your pants?
So you work in Subway? Because every time I see you, I get a footlong

[DesAnges]

I've heard that women like senses of humor. You should get one.

I used to have one. But she took it in the divorce

I guess you could say she

*puts on sunglasses*

cracked you up.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Ovisterra]

-Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?
-Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
-Are ye well? Because you're looking well.

[New Vudnia]

“I ship us”

Ultimate pick-up line for an anime convention.

[Woodstead]

Someone at school once (tongue in cheek) used on me,
"Is your father a terrorist?... 'Cause, baby, you da bomb."

[The Holy Twig]

Someone at school once (tongue in cheek) used on me,
"Is your father a terrorist?... 'Cause, baby, you da bomb."

I tried that once.
I live in Saudi Arabia.

She cut me off and said "Yes"
It ended in awkward silence, and then web everywhere.

[TaQud]

Someone at school once (tongue in cheek) used on me,
"Is your father a terrorist?... 'Cause, baby, you da bomb."

I tried that once.
I live in Saudi Arabia.

She cut me off and said "Yes"
It ended in awkward silence, and then web everywhere.

that was racist...

[Woodstead]

There was another which the same person said, and it was so overused at my school for like a week. I think it was something like: (to a female)
"Hey, want to some maths? We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply."

Of course, no one could ever use that without some comic intention.

[TaQud]

There was another which the same person said, and it was so overused at my school for like a week. I think it was something like: (to a female)
"Hey, want to some maths? We can add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply."

Of course, no one could ever use that without some comic intention.

i think they wanted to subtract the multiply...