Ancient Alien Theory: Could it be?

[Ifreann]

Recently in a excavation of grounds around the Pyramids in Egypt, multiple skulls where found these skulls where elongated and had distinct features different from normal humans. These skulls had very much different DNA then normal humans. What do you think?

The only honest to goodness actual archaeologist currently participating in NationStates thinks it's bollocks.

Let me go and ask some of the ancient history colleagues I share this department with...

Rest assured that they think it's bollocks too.

Let me e-mail my friend who's actually worked in the Valley of the Kings...

She thinks it's bollocks too.

General consensus in the academic community would therefore seem to be firmly on the side of this being bollocks.

Happy to be of service.

Since you're on the horn to the archaeological community, maybe mention that testicles the world over resent the comparison.

[Is it really]

He/She ment stars not planets

[Lancaster of Wessex]

Here is a non-History cannel source

http://listverse.com/2011/02/21/top-10-mysteries-surrounding-ancient-aliens/

From a website called "Listverse"?

CHALLENGE: POST a link from an accredited UNIVERSITY or ACADEMIC JOURNAL to help prove your point/theory.

Please.

I beg you.

[Is it really]

Here is a non-History cannel source

http://listverse.com/2011/02/21/top-10-mysteries-surrounding-ancient-aliens/

From a website called "Listverse"?

CHALLENGE: POST a link from an accredited UNIVERSITY or ACADEMIC JOURNAL to help prove your point/theory.

Please.

I beg you.

Just check this one.

[Cronatian]

Ermmm, *cough, cough*, bullshit, erghm. I can't say what made people believe this kind of thing, I dunno, parental abuse? I never will and never have considered "alien" centered beliefs to be actual religion. Go figure.

[Ifreann]

Do they? Post pictures.


You can't possibly believe that this is true. You do know that all the planets are constantly moving, right? You can't align a building with the planets.


Simple. They actually did have the tools. Duh.

Dunno how to post pictures but I will link them.

Put [img] tags around the link. Like this:

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[img]http://somewebsite.com/someimage.jpg[/img]

What I meant about the planets is that the astronomy areas only studied the planets when they came back around.

The fuck does that mean?

[Is it really]

Ermmm, *cough, cough*, bullshit, erghm. I can't say what made people believe this kind of thing, I dunno, parental abuse? I never will and never have considered "alien" centered beliefs to be actual religion. Go figure.

it is not religion. It was to Eguptions

[Ifreann]

He/She ment stars not planets

And exactly what does "aligned with the stars" mean?

[Nordengrund]

Babylonian god:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=babyloni ... x=16&ty=98

Mayan Gods:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mayan+go ... ,s:24,i:31

Kachina

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kachinas ... x=23&ty=81

[DesAnges]

Do they? Post pictures.


You can't possibly believe that this is true. You do know that all the planets are constantly moving, right? You can't align a building with the planets.


Simple. They actually did have the tools. Duh.

Dunno how to post pictures but I will link them. What I meant about the planets is that the astronomy areas only studied the planets when they came back around.

I'm fairly certain that makes less sense than me playing football with a golf club and a shotgun for legs.

[Lancaster of Wessex]

From a website called "Listverse"?

CHALLENGE: POST a link from an accredited UNIVERSITY or ACADEMIC JOURNAL to help prove your point/theory.

Please.

I beg you.

Just check this one.

Congratulations Is It Really, YOU FAIL. ULTIMATELY.

[Des-Bal]

He/She ment stars not planets

The distance between the stars is greater than the diameter of our planet, it is physically impossible for the pyramids to be arranged directly underneath the stars if that's what he's saying. I right now have my laptop perfectly in line with the sun since there are only two points it's physically impossible for them not to be in line.

[Wolfmanne]

The Ancient Alien Theory was invented in the 20th century by Science Fiction authors. It is and will always remain like that.

Thank god nobody else really believes the hokum made up by 20th century science fiction authors.

Make, I think the Gods Moderators don't like that image, or you uploaded it wrong.

[Wolfmanne]

Ermmm, *cough, cough*, bullshit, erghm. I can't say what made people believe this kind of thing, I dunno, parental abuse? I never will and never have considered "alien" centered beliefs to be actual religion. Go figure.

it is not religion. It was to Eguptions

Who are the Eguptions?

[Milks Empire]

Thank god nobody else really believes the hokum made up by 20th century science fiction authors.

Make, I think the Gods Moderators don't like that image, or you uploaded it wrong.

I think that's Tom Cruise.

[Chinese Regions]

I believe they are ancient aliens because I am an open- minded person and I knew there was superior life from other worlds.

"We should be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brain falls out." - Richard Dawkins

[Is it really]

Babylonian god:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=babyloni ... x=16&ty=98

Mayan Gods:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mayan+go ... ,s:24,i:31

Kachina

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kachinas ... x=23&ty=81

IF you look at just about every religion the Gods came back around the same time. Which isn`t that odd. They all have a major flood. <Many can acurately predict things. WHY?

[Nordengrund]

I can never post something on General without it getting flamed. Oh well, that's life.

[L Ron Cupboard]

So why didn't the ancient Egyptians have non-stick frying pans and velcro?

[Des-Bal]

Babylonian god:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=babyloni ... x=16&ty=98

Mayan Gods:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mayan+go ... ,s:24,i:31

Kachina

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kachinas ... x=23&ty=81

Wow they look EXACTLY like their wearing the spacesuits that we have never seen. If I wear a hat would you think it was an alien spacesuit too?

[Ifreann]

Babylonian god:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=babyloni ... x=16&ty=98

Nothing about that looks like a space suit.

Mayan Gods:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mayan+go ... ,s:24,i:31

Dude's obviously got some kind of big cat pelt on his head, not a space suit.

Kachina

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kachinas ... x=23&ty=81

That's a skirt, not a space suit.

Did you ever actually look at these gods yourself, or did someone just tell you that they were wearing space gear and you believed it?

[Big Jim P]

it is not religion. It was to Eguptions

Who are the Eguptions?

Ancient fish with a penchant for monuments.

[Wolfmanne]

Babylonian god:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=babyloni ... x=16&ty=98

Mayan Gods:

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=mayan+go ... ,s:24,i:31

Kachina

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=kachinas ... x=23&ty=81

They look nothing like space suits.

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I think that's Tom Cruise.

I know that, or Tommy Davis, leader of the Church of Scientology and a real prick.

[Des-Bal]

I can never post something on General without it getting flamed. Oh well, that's life.

You aren't getting flamed, please don't use words unless you know what they mean.

[Ifreann]

I can never post something on General without it getting flamed. Oh well, that's life.

Not once in this thread have you been flamed. Soundly debunked at every turn, yes, but not flamed.