Your Last Words Before You Die

by **Old Tyrannia** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:21 pm

One of the following:

"I will not die! I CANNOT DIE!" (if I have a mental breakdown and proclaim myself to be immortal before I die)

"God Save the King!" (if I die as a political martyr)

"Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar." (if I am betrayed by someone)

"How is the Empire?" (if I die while leader of my country)

"I have loved justice and hated iniquity; therefore, I die in exile." (if I die in exile, duh)

"I hate you all, I left everything to the cat." (if I die surrounded by loved ones)

by **Lunatic Goofballs** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:30 pm

"I wonder how deep it is."

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:31 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:One of the following:

"I will not die! I CANNOT DIE!" (if I have a mental breakdown and proclaim myself to be immortal before I die)

"God Save the King!" (if I die as a political martyr)

"Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar." (if I am betrayed by someone)

"How is the Empire?" (if I die while leader of my country)

"I have loved justice and hated iniquity; therefore, I die in exile." (if I die in exile, duh)

"I hate you all, I left everything to the cat." (if I die surrounded by loved ones)

What if you die of a heart attack on the can?

by **Old Tyrannia** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:32 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:One of the following:

"I will not die! I CANNOT DIE!" (if I have a mental breakdown and proclaim myself to be immortal before I die)

"God Save the King!" (if I die as a political martyr)

"Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar." (if I am betrayed by someone)

"How is the Empire?" (if I die while leader of my country)

"I have loved justice and hated iniquity; therefore, I die in exile." (if I die in exile, duh)

"I hate you all, I left everything to the cat." (if I die surrounded by loved ones)

What if you die of a heart attack on the can?

"Ouch."

by **Kannap** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:33 pm

"I love you all, and while you're all here, I hid the million dollars in the...."

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:35 pm

Old Tyrannia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:What if you die of a heart attack on the can?

"Ouch."

That's not very inspiring.

by **Ruridova** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:35 pm

"It is nothing. It is nothing. It is nothing."

by **Astrolinium** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:54 pm

Who knows? I don't know how I'm going to die. Though I would like to die in such a way that my last words could be saying "I love you" to someone special someday.

by **Nemean Lions** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:07 pm

Adafdfadfasdf wrote:Gazpacho Soup!

...I thought it was supposed to be served hot!
:hug:

This.

by **Smunkeeville** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:44 pm

I assume my last words will be along the lines of "damn it!"..... just you know, going from previous experiences with this type of thing.

by **Occupied Deutschland** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:47 pm

Deathbed troll:
"The man on the grassy knoll who shot Kennedy was..."*dies*
OR, more current event-y
"The real person behind 9-11 was..."*dies*

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:48 pm

Most likely "I did not know she was your wife."

by **Demen 2** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:49 pm

Lock up for the night gentlemen.. There's no point anymore.

by **Smunkeeville** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:49 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:Most likely "I did not know she was your wife."

Your nation's name made me chuckle. Also, this post. :clap:

by **Northern Dominus** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:52 pm

"With my last breath, I curse Occupied Deutschland!"

by **Occupied Deutschland** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:58 pm

Northern Dominus wrote:"With my last breath, I curse Occupied Deutschland!"

A lot of people are going to be doing that, one more doesn't matter too much :lol:

by **Northern Dominus** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:00 pm

Occupied Deutschland wrote:
Northern Dominus wrote:"With my last breath, I curse Occupied Deutschland!"

A lot of people are going to be doing that, one more doesn't matter too much

Well I figured you for the Zoidbergian type

by **Occupied Deutschland** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:02 pm

Northern Dominus wrote:
Occupied Deutschland wrote:A lot of people are going to be doing that, one more doesn't matter too much
Well I figured you for the Zoidbergian type

Want to curse someone with your last words?

Why not Zoidberg?

by **Northern Dominus** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:03 pm

Occupied Deutschland wrote:
Northern Dominus wrote: Well I figured you for the Zoidbergian type

Want to curse someone with your last words?

Why not Zoidberg?

....you're not one in the same with John Zoidberg? I thought OD was a pseudonym

by **New Emperica** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:04 pm

"[i]Beware...beware of O-..."

by **Yewhohohopia** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:06 pm

Probably "sorry" or something irrelevant because I'll be run over or have a stroke or just decide that life's a bit much and end it apropos of nothing/everything.

by **New Sapienta** » Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:08 pm

"I forgot to warn you, there's a murderer in this room, the murderer's name is-"

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