Babies!

[Unilisia]

I've never seen a cat clean up after itself

But at least it cleans itself. More than you can say for a baby.

Touche...

[The Dalekss]

babies vs cats
Cats simply win so try to compare them with other animals

[The Nuclear Fist]

I'll have you know that my species has a peculiar diet, you xenophobe.

Infants and trolls?

Infants, trolls, ice giants, tree moss, pop sickles, alcohol, and the love of my children.

[Krasny-Volny]

They have these AWESOME things called headphones that can mask the noise. Try them.

Stewardess should have been firmer? And what do you suppose the parents could have done to stop the baby crying? Trust me, they didn't like it any more than you and were probably frustrated and mortified themselves.

Correct me if I'm wrong, they have these AWESOME things called pacifiers that every parent can buy cheap. They should have tried them.

No headphones handed out on that flight. The only ones I did see were either in the first class section or individually owned. I didn't recognise the wisdom of personally investing in them at the time.

[AiliailiA]

You can teach a cat to flush the toilet. The hard part is to teach it to stop flushing the toilet.

Or playing with the toilet paper rolls.

My cat has decided to cut out the middleman, and bite the rolls while they haven't even been taken out of their plastic wrappers yet. They're now housed in an area where he can't reach, so my TP isn't mangled and can actually come off the roll.

You're being bullied by a cat. I suggest you don't have children.

You should stand up for yourself. If the cat ruins your toilet paper, use the cat instead.

[Katganistan]

They have these AWESOME things called headphones that can mask the noise. Try them.

Stewardess should have been firmer? And what do you suppose the parents could have done to stop the baby crying? Trust me, they didn't like it any more than you and were probably frustrated and mortified themselves.

Correct me if I'm wrong, they have these AWESOME things called pacifiers that every parent can buy cheap. They should have tried them.

No headphones handed out on that flight. The only ones I did see were either in the first class section or individually owned. I didn't recognise the wisdom of personally investing in them at the time.

And which push teeth out of alignment. Yeah, no.
Earplugs are cheap too. Seriously, you're complaining because parents dared to travel with a baby, whose pain kept you awake? Wow.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Or playing with the toilet paper rolls.

My cat has decided to cut out the middleman, and bite the rolls while they haven't even been taken out of their plastic wrappers yet. They're now housed in an area where he can't reach, so my TP isn't mangled and can actually come off the roll.

You're being bullied by a cat. I suggest you don't have children.

You should stand up for yourself. If the cat ruins your toilet paper, use the cat instead.

I'm certain he doesn't have the balls to play the bully role.

And I would be reluctant to use my cat as a toiletry, only because 1) I want to pet him when he acts cute, and 2) He might mistake my dangly parts as a playthingy if I use him to rub my naked arse.

[Ethel mermania]

Infants and trolls?

Infants, trolls, ice giants, tree moss, pop sickles, alcohol, and the love of my children.

Any grand children? My mother use to tell me grandchildren were the best. For reasons that Kat already gave. (You can give them back).

[Enfaru]

I'm certain he doesn't have the balls to play the bully role.

And I would be reluctant to use my cat as a toiletry, only because 1) I want to pet him when he acts cute, and 2) He might mistake my dangly parts as a playthingy if I use him to rub my naked arse.

*crosses legs*

[The Nuclear Fist]

Infants, trolls, ice giants, tree moss, pop sickles, alcohol, and the love of my children.

Any grand children? My mother use to tell me grandchildren were the best. For reasons that Kat already gave. (You can give them back@l.

Two grandchildren. One is an adorable, chubby baby and the other is an annoying pre-teen that I truly wish I could express my disdain for but do not out of respect.

[Krasny-Volny]

And which push teeth out of alignment. Yeah, no.
Earplugs are cheap too. Seriously, you're complaining because parents dared to travel with a baby, whose pain kept you awake? Wow.

They push teeth out of alignment? That's a new one I'm curious about. Care to elaborate?

I'm not complaining because the parents dared to travel with a baby. I'm complaining because that particular day was the first one in my life that I fell asleep while conducting extremely delicate affairs which required the utmost concentration. I'm complaining because somebody had to wake me up at the speech for the first time in three good years, and I probably destroyed my reputation with the speaker, an acquaintance whose credit I needed and opinion I valued highly.

First time mistakes include not getting earplugs or headphones, I suppose. I'd never been faced with this sort of dilemma before.

[AiliailiA]

No headphones handed out on that flight. The only ones I did see were either in the first class section or individually owned. I didn't recognise the wisdom of personally investing in them at the time.

And now you do. So that's good right?

[Ethel mermania]

Any grand children? My mother use to tell me grandchildren were the best. For reasons that Kat already gave. (You can give them back@l.

Two grandchildren. One is an adorable, chubby baby and the other is an annoying pre-teen that I truly wish I could express my disdain for but do not out of respect.

*nods*
Like I said, I wanna keep em till they are about 5, then to military school.

[Republic of Visari]

I hate them they contirbute nothing to societ just eat and poop.They should be killed

Without babies there would be no children, which means no adults, which means no society in the first place because eventually everyone would die if we all stopped having babies

Heavens forbid that ever happens

[Milks Empire]

They're really fun... especially when you get to hand them back to Mum and Dad when they get bored with you.

[Unilisia]

And which push teeth out of alignment. Yeah, no.
Earplugs are cheap too. Seriously, you're complaining because parents dared to travel with a baby, whose pain kept you awake? Wow.

They push teeth out of alignment? That's a new one I'm curious about. Care to elaborate?

I'm not complaining because the parents dared to travel with a baby. I'm complaining because that particular day was the first one in my life that I fell asleep while conducting extremely delicate affairs which required the utmost concentration. I'm complaining because somebody had to wake me up at the speech for the first time in three good years, and I probably destroyed my reputation with the speaker, an acquaintance whose credit I needed and opinion I valued highly.

First time mistakes include not getting earplugs or headphones, I suppose. I'd never been faced with this sort of dilemma before.

Well, babies don't have the cognitive ability to know that you're going to be attending something important and thus shouldn't cry when you're trying to sleep. So you can't really blame the baby, they cry for no reason. If they're hungry, they cry. If they have to use the bathroom, they cry. If you hurt them, they cry. If they feel like crying on an airplane when people are trying to sleep for no apparent reason other than the fact that they can get away with it, they will cry.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Two grandchildren. One is an adorable, chubby baby and the other is an annoying pre-teen that I truly wish I could express my disdain for but do not out of respect.

*nods*
Like I said, I wanna keep em till they are about 5, then to military school.

You could just start eating them. The key is to widen your throat and unhinge your jaw.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

*nods*
Like I said, I wanna keep em till they are about 5, then to military school.

You could just start eating them. The key is to widen your throat and unhinge your jaw.

Then suppress the gag reflex.

[Krasny-Volny]

No headphones handed out on that flight. The only ones I did see were either in the first class section or individually owned. I didn't recognise the wisdom of personally investing in them at the time.

And now you do. So that's good right?

I suppose. Practicality eventually overruled any reservations I may have had.

[The Nuclear Fist]

You could just start eating them. The key is to widen your throat and unhinge your jaw.

Then suppress the gag reflex.

And tell them your belly has Santa Claus at the bottom of it.

[EnragedMaldivians]

I love my baby cousins and my sister was adorable when she was younger. Other than that, I don't really find babies cute if they're not family. And the idea of having one at my age or anytime in the next 10 years does not appeal to me.

Toddlers I don't mind as much.

[Krasny-Volny]

If you hurt them, they cry. If they feel like crying on an airplane when people are trying to sleep for no apparent reason other than the fact that they can get away with it, they will cry.

In retrospect, it's harder to get worked up about.

But if you'd told this to me that particular week, I would be hysterically pulling out my hair right now in frustration while simultaneously thinking up six hundred different ways to kill that infant. Then you, just for being the bearer of bad news. Yeah, I guess I would get your point but the fact one simply can't do anything about it...!

[Unilisia]

If you hurt them, they cry. If they feel like crying on an airplane when people are trying to sleep for no apparent reason other than the fact that they can get away with it, they will cry.

In retrospect, it's harder to get worked up about.

But if you'd told this to me that particular week, I would be hysterically pulling out my hair right now in frustration while simultaneously thinking up six hundred different ways to kill that infant. Then you, just for being the bearer of bad news. Yeah, I guess I would get your point but the fact one simply can't do anything about it...!

It sucks, but we can't just go around killing other peoples progeny when they are defenseless...

[The Nuclear Fist]

It sucks, but we can't just go around killing other peoples progeny when they are defenseless...

I miss the good 'ol days. Sigh.

[Unilisia]

It sucks, but we can't just go around killing other peoples progeny when they are defenseless...

I miss the good 'ol days. Sigh.

Yeah, back when we were allowed to hit things with clubs just because they were a different color than us... oh, you meant... yeah that

:P