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Person012345
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Postby Person012345 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:12 am

I like spiders. They put up fly paper for me so I don't have to.
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Postby Simon Cowell of the RR » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:14 am

I generally use my .52. It's a much cleaner kill. I also like to think it sends a message to all of the other spiders.

Seriously, though, this thread is probably at the zenith of NSG.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:15 am

Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:I generally use my .52. It's a much cleaner kill. I also like to think it sends a message to all of the other spiders.

Seriously, though, this thread is probably at the zenith of NSG.


Nadir more like it.
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:19 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Simon Cowell of the RR wrote:I generally use my .52. It's a much cleaner kill. I also like to think it sends a message to all of the other spiders.

Seriously, though, this thread is probably at the zenith of NSG.


Nadir more like it.


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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:25 am

Wait, hold on, I thought we were in the Eternal Thread.

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Postby Zottistan » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:58 am

I'm afraid to look through this thread because I just know there's going to be a picture of some eight-legged monstrocity that will make my trouser wet.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:59 am

Zottistan wrote:I'm afraid to look through this thread because I just know there's going to be a picture of some eight-legged monstrocity that will make my trouser wet.


Not a single one.
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Postby Zottistan » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:01 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Zottistan wrote:I'm afraid to look through this thread because I just know there's going to be a picture of some eight-legged monstrocity that will make my trouser wet.


Not a single one.


Seriously? Wow.
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Postby Person012345 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:05 am

He's a satanist. He is obviously trying to deceive you.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:09 am

Person012345 wrote:He's a satanist. He is obviously trying to deceive you.


Moi?
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Postby Person012345 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:11 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Person012345 wrote:He's a satanist. He is obviously trying to deceive you.


Moi?

Yeah.

I was kidding. Though there are pictures, so I suppose nothing I said was technically false.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:12 am

Person012345 wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Moi?

Yeah.

I was kidding. Though there are pictures, so I suppose nothing I said was technically false.


*whistles innocently*
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Postby Of the Free Socialist Territories » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:13 am

Zottistan wrote:I'm afraid to look through this thread because I just know there's going to be a picture of some eight-legged monstrocity that will make my trouser wet.


Are you, good sir, an arachnophile?

BTW Page 4 is completely free of spiders. *giggles menacingly* :twisted:
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:14 am

Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:
Zottistan wrote:I'm afraid to look through this thread because I just know there's going to be a picture of some eight-legged monstrocity that will make my trouser wet.


Are you, good sir, an arachnophile?

BTW Page 4 is completely free of spiders. *giggles menacingly* :twisted:



"good sir" and "arachnophile" are mutually exclusive terms.
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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:36 am

Blowtorch? I use the ultrasonic repeller to keep them out in the first place.
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Postby Chernoslavia » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:00 am

Dyakovo wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Yes, everytime I think about them it makes me feel like they are crawling on me!

Spiders are great.
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I hate spiders, dont know why maybe it's just the way they look I'm arachnaphobic (dont care how u spell it), one time a friend of mine thought it would be a good idea to scare me by placing a fake rubber tarantula on my bedroom floor, when I walked in I quickly ended up shooting it with my 9mm . That's how much I fear spiders and by just looking at this clear photo sends a cold chill.
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:19 am

Tried to read through the first page, but had to stop because of lack of spoliering of the pictures of those disgusting, creepy devil spawn. Skipped to the 6th page, and lo and behold, ANOTHER picture of one of the bastards. But this time, its one of those big fuck off spiders that eats elephants or something.

Spiders are evil.

And now I feel like spiders are crawling over me, and I may have to set myself on fire just to be sure.
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Postby Blouman Empire » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:48 pm

Ailiailia wrote:Insect spray isn't the ideal way to kill spiders, since they aren't insects. You probably just blinded it. With a really good dousing, you may have suffocated it with liquid.

But you're Australian I guess. You have better reasons than most to fear and hate all spiders.


It works the same way besides the side of the can says it kills spiders
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