File this under BAD idea...

[JuNii]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ma ... 15257.html

what was he thinking... using a blowtorch... to get rid of spiderwebs... during record heat waves... in his yard, filled with dried plants...

I am.... speechless...

who here would use a blowtorch to get rid of spiderwebs?

[TaQud]

arguement or point of this thread?

[Conserative Morality]

arguement or point of this thread?

Discussing how terrible spiders are and how using a blowtorch is completely justifiable in the eradication of the little bastards.

[Northwest Slobovia]

arguement or point of this thread?

Discussing how terrible spiders are and how using a blowtorch is completely justifiable in the eradication of the little bastards.

What do you have against spiders? My only rule is that big ones belong outside, "big" being defined as "my wife insists that I do something about it".

[Monlyth]

My mother, probably. She always has a frustrating time cleaning spiderwebs.

[Conserative Morality]

What do you have against spiders? My only rule is that big ones belong outside, "big" being defined as "my wife insists that I do something about it".

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

[Soviet Russia Republic]

What do you have against spiders? My only rule is that big ones belong outside, "big" being defined as "my wife insists that I do something about it".

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

Well said!

[Imsogone]

arguement or point of this thread?

Discussing how terrible spiders are and how using a blowtorch is completely justifiable in the eradication of the little bastards.

Or discussing how cool spiders are and how your karma is gonna get ya if you try to harm the cute little critters.

[Laval]

Haha read the comments on that article! There funny.

[Rupudska]

Just use a Swifer broom thing to get rid of the big ones. Put it on a stick if you must.

[Nazis in Space]

What do you have against spiders? My only rule is that big ones belong outside, "big" being defined as "my wife insists that I do something about it".

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

That's racist.


~Daniel McGuire the Third, Arachnid Emancipation League

[Wamitoria]

Discussing how terrible spiders are and how using a blowtorch is completely justifiable in the eradication of the little bastards.

I believe that you're thinking of cockroaches, my friend. Spiders eat mosquitoes, so they get a pass despite how weird they look.

[Imsogone]

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

That's racist.


~Daniel McGuire the Third, Arachnid Emancipation League

Aww. I love jumping spiders. They're so cuuute.

[Death Metal]

Spiders, like vampire bats, are useful to have around because they prey on more harmful creatures

I'd take a non-Recluse-or-Widow spider in my house over than mosquitos who, while don't leave cobwebs, use human blood as part of their reproductive process.

[Wamitoria]

That's racist.


~Daniel McGuire the Third, Arachnid Emancipation League

Aww. I love jumping spiders. They're so cuuute.

Is it weird that I agree? I'm not usually one to think that any type of arachnid counts as "cute."

[Rupudska]

Discussing how terrible spiders are and how using a blowtorch is completely justifiable in the eradication of the little bastards.

I believe that you're thinking of cockroaches, my friend. Spiders eat mosquitoes, so they get a pass despite how weird they look.

Roaches aren't actually that bad. So long as they use soap.

Cockroaches are, secretly, cleanliness Nazis. If the knew about germs, they'd probably live out the rest of their lives within flight distance of a soap bar.

[Norstal]

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

Y u hate biology, dawg?

[Imsogone]

I believe that you're thinking of cockroaches, my friend. Spiders eat mosquitoes, so they get a pass despite how weird they look.

Roaches aren't actually that bad. So long as they use soap.

Cockroaches are, secretly, cleanliness Nazis. If the knew about germs, they'd probably live out the rest of their lives within flight distance of a soap bar.

Fine, I hereby name you the official roach-washer for NSG.

[Dyakovo]

What do you have against spiders? My only rule is that big ones belong outside, "big" being defined as "my wife insists that I do something about it".

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

*ships 1000 Theraphosa blondi to 900*

[Rupudska]

Roaches aren't actually that bad. So long as they use soap.

Cockroaches are, secretly, cleanliness Nazis. If the knew about germs, they'd probably live out the rest of their lives within flight distance of a soap bar.

Fine, I hereby name you the official roach-washer for NSG.

No. Give someone else the job.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Hey the spiderwebs are gone


aaannnd people don't spoiler the creepy spider images i'm gone.

[Nazis in Space]

That's racist.


~Daniel McGuire the Third, Arachnid Emancipation League

Aww. I love jumping spiders. They're so cuuute.

So am I. Just a different type of cute. But certainly aesthetically pleasant.

And a little psychotic.


~Michelle Veuve, Crazy Bitch

[Imsogone]

Everything. Spiders are a plague on the universe.

*ships 1000 Theraphosa blondi to 900*

*includes a bonus gift of 1000 Goliath Bird Eaters with your order*

[Dyakovo]

*ships 1000 Theraphosa blondi to 900*

*includes a bonus gift of 1000 Goliath Bird Eaters with your order*

Theraphosa blondi are Goliath Bird Eaters....

[Death Metal]

"I like big thoraxes and I cannot lie"
-SirBurrowsALot