NATION

PASSWORD

The Joy Of Drinking

For discussion and debate about anything. (Not a roleplay related forum; out-of-character commentary only.)

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:01 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:There is no such thing as being too broke to drink.

More like two millimeters away from being completely destitute is more like it.


You can get two 22oz Steel Reserves at 7-11 for 3 bucks. So let me repeat. You are NEVER too broke to not be able to drink.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Milks Empire
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21069
Founded: Aug 02, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Milks Empire » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:02 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:More like two millimeters away from being completely destitute is more like it.

You can get two 22oz Steel Reserves at 7-11 for 3 bucks. So let me repeat. You are NEVER too broke to not be able to drink.

We don't have 7-11 here... :unsure:]
And I've never heard of Steel Reserves.
Last edited by Milks Empire on Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:04 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:You can get two 22oz Steel Reserves at 7-11 for 3 bucks. So let me repeat. You are NEVER too broke to not be able to drink.

We don't have 7-11 here... :unsure:]
And I've never heard of Steel Reserves.


Its nothing but good old fashioned american malt liquor.

And 7-11 is a chain shitty conveinence store to get said malt liquor for cheap.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159079
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:37 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:What is this I don't even...? :blink:


I wish I was kidding. Getting 64 oz margaritas to go was badass as well.

My mind is completely blown.

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:06 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I wish I was kidding. Getting 64 oz margaritas to go was badass as well.

My mind is completely blown.


Your mind will probably go shortly after your liver.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Krakosov
Diplomat
 
Posts: 694
Founded: Oct 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Krakosov » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:13 pm

does anyone know a good recipe for ginger beer?
feelings are dumb and should be hated!!!
favorite song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkPzOJbA ... re=related

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:18 pm

Krakosov wrote:does anyone know a good recipe for ginger beer?

If I did I would never post here anymore.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:48 am

Speaking of ginger beer. A good friend of mine just brewed a batch and is sending me a growler for free.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:19 pm

Tonights selection is Guinness and Jim Beam whiskey. Let the games begin!
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Minoriteeburg
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13274
Founded: Nov 28, 2005
Ex-Nation

Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:35 pm

What is everyone drinking tonight?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME

User avatar
Horsefish
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7402
Founded: Jun 06, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Horsefish » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:37 am

I'm never drinking again. At the very least I'm going to make sure I eat something before I do.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

User avatar
The Blaatschapen
Technical Moderator
 
Posts: 62660
Founded: Antiquity
Anarchy

Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:57 am

Horsefish wrote:I'm never drinking again. At the very least I'm going to make sure I eat something before I do.


Rookie mistake.

Or....

Cheap buzz.

Tonight I'm not sure yet. It depends on how I feel... either something cheap from the supermarket, finishing this bottle of wodka, emptying a bottle of Fisk, or just go straight for the Sangria. I'm going to a party where it's a bit of BYOB, but sangria apparently is provided.
Last edited by The Blaatschapen on Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:57 am, edited 1 time in total.
The Blaatschapen should resign

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159079
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:04 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:What is everyone drinking tonight?

Heineken, because 18 bottles is going for €13.49 and that's too cheap not to drink.

User avatar
Horsefish
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7402
Founded: Jun 06, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Horsefish » Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:10 pm

Some jerry can of Welsh cider my mum got me. Pretty tasty, definatly not something I'd want to drink to get smashed though.
Last edited by Horsefish on Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:11 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

User avatar
Lackadaisical Hopes
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8454
Founded: Apr 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical Hopes » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:10 pm

This is my drunk face.
Image
The cutiest lil kiwi you ever saw!
No I am not Lackadaisical2
I used to be Chatkasatan.
Hella Old
Bi

Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.

User avatar
Vetalia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13699
Founded: Mar 23, 2005
Corporate Bordello

Postby Vetalia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:13 pm

Horsefish wrote:I'm never drinking again. At the very least I'm going to make sure I eat something before I do.


Amateurs eat before drinking, you want to be a star don't you? Did Don Birnam eat before drinking, did Joe Clay, did Ben Sanderson?
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05

User avatar
Vetalia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13699
Founded: Mar 23, 2005
Corporate Bordello

Postby Vetalia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:14 pm

Ifreann wrote:Heineken, because 18 bottles is going for €13.49 and that's too cheap not to drink.


Shit, that's cheap by American standards.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159079
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:15 pm

Vetalia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Heineken, because 18 bottles is going for €13.49 and that's too cheap not to drink.


Shit, that's cheap by American standards.

Limited offer and what not.

User avatar
Vetalia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13699
Founded: Mar 23, 2005
Corporate Bordello

Postby Vetalia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:18 pm

Ifreann wrote:Limited offer and what not.


Gotta strike when the iron's hot, even if it is Heineken.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05

User avatar
Lackadaisical Hopes
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8454
Founded: Apr 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical Hopes » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:19 pm

Vetalia wrote:
Horsefish wrote:I'm never drinking again. At the very least I'm going to make sure I eat something before I do.


Amateurs eat before drinking, you want to be a star don't you? Did Don Birnam eat before drinking, did Joe Clay, did Ben Sanderson?

Eating is cheating.
The cutiest lil kiwi you ever saw!
No I am not Lackadaisical2
I used to be Chatkasatan.
Hella Old
Bi

Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.

User avatar
Vetalia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13699
Founded: Mar 23, 2005
Corporate Bordello

Postby Vetalia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:25 pm

Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:Eating is cheating.


You eat *afterwards*. That's how you know you won.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05

User avatar
New Daleks II
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 07, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby New Daleks II » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:29 pm

Vodka seven with a Moldavian vodka called Exclusiv. Excellent for not much- about $12. 8)
Last edited by New Daleks II on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Ifreann
Post Overlord
 
Posts: 159079
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ifreann » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:46 pm

Vetalia wrote:
Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:Eating is cheating.


You eat *afterwards*. That's how you know you won.

Preferably some class of fast food at four in the morning.
Last edited by Ifreann on Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Lackadaisical Hopes
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8454
Founded: Apr 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical Hopes » Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:54 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Vetalia wrote:
You eat *afterwards*. That's how you know you won.

Preferably some class of fast food at four in the morning.

Yeah! I had some sort of chicken something...
The cutiest lil kiwi you ever saw!
No I am not Lackadaisical2
I used to be Chatkasatan.
Hella Old
Bi

Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.

User avatar
Vetalia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13699
Founded: Mar 23, 2005
Corporate Bordello

Postby Vetalia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:09 pm

Ifreann wrote:Preferably some class of fast food at four in the morning.


Yep, and if you have to figure out just what the hell it was even better.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bombadil, Des-Bal, Destructive Government Economic System, Diuhon, Gun Manufacturers, Improper Classifications, Lackadaisia, Neu California, Picairn, Pizza Friday Forever91, Rusozak, Stalvervild, Stratonesia, Techocracy101010, The Black Forrest, TheKeyToJoy, Thermodolia

Advertisement

Remove ads