Why you no-good upstart! Here I am giving you advice and you throw it back in my face? To hell with you and all your 'colour' TV's!
*grumbles all the way back to the cave in which he came out of*
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by New Bazlantis » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:58 am

by AiliailiA » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:01 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

by Tmutarakhan » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:03 am
New Bazlantis wrote:You're here for a good time not a long time, so if someone asks you if you want skim in your latte say: "No thanks, I'm a full cream guy".

by AiliailiA » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:06 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

by AiliailiA » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:11 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

by Disserbia » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:47 am

by Horsefish » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:33 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Miasto Lodz » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:36 am
Disserbia wrote:My parents have no problem with it, I doubt I will. I just prefer it to beer, cider, wine, and other types of hard liquor because I'm used to it. I can handle my shit...I will be jumping off something high when I reach 60 though.

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