Vaccines are poison!

[Avenio]

Damn right they.

It's been demonstrated several times over in this thread that they certainly are not.

But those dumb lefites are trying to make us take them.

Not just 'lefties'. And the government administers them for the good of people that can't take the vaccines, what with herd immunity and all.

[Geilinor]

The Pakistanis are against them because the US used the vaccines to track Bin Laden and perform other secret missions we don't know about.