Woman Beheads Infant, Eats His Brain and Toes

[Chinese Regions]

First Miami then Baltimore then Hackensack and now San Antonio....wait a second OH SHIT THATS LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME!

This story is about 2 to 3 years old.

[Ifreann]

Stories people are looking for in order to capitalise on this whole "Oh noes, zombie apocalypse" the internet is doing. Shit like this probably happens just as often as in the last week, but we aren't made aware of it.

No, I don't think so. That's not what we're dealing with here. Why hasn't the mas media picked up on this? You can call this a hoax or what have you, but you can't deny that these are actual events. They are actually happening. And the most likely cause isn't "they were all doing PCP, crack, and LSD at the same time", or whatever the official explanation is now. These are strange goings-on, and the mass media is talking about any mildly interesting thing they can grab that isn't election-related. Shouldn't they be all over this?

I don't see why. It's not terribly news-worthy stuff.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

First Miami then Baltimore then Hackensack and now San Antonio....wait a second OH SHIT THATS LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME!

Also one in Canada

[Gidgetisms]

First Miami then Baltimore then Hackensack and now San Antonio....wait a second OH SHIT THATS LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME!

Also one in Canada

where?

[The Flood]

I tell you, these zombie attacks mean something!

[Suidwes-Afrika]

The devil told her to do it? Man, what the hell is wrong with Americans these days?

[Arkon Corporation]

With this rash of cannibal killings, my B-movie sense is going off...I feel like some shadowy agency is testing a new soldier drug and it's about to get out of control.

Dem zombies...

[G-Tech Corporation]

The devil told her to do it? Man, what the hell is wrong with Americans these days?

Helluva lot mate, helluva lot.

For one, nobody over hear has even a modicum of self-discipline.

Yknow, the easy things like telling the devil "No, I'd actually rather have a sandwich, not my baby's brains."


On a more serious note, I lay 3:1 odds on this being about copycat crimes versus just media hype.
And 700:1 odds on copycat crimes versus zombies.

[Raeyh]

The devil told her to do it? Man, what the hell is wrong with Americans these days?

She was likely going for an insanity plea.

[Mavorpen]

So the revolution begins.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What the hell has been going on in the past week?

Sensationalist story sell papers (or, rather, draw views), and nothing builds excitement like follow the leader stories. Stuff like this has been going on forever, but we've rarely paid it mind enough to discuss it, at least on a national level.

Or so I assume.

[Arkon Corporation]

I really wish this weren't happening. Why do the people eat these bodies after they kill them? Isn't killing the people bad enough?

[Raeyh]

I really wish this weren't happening. Why do the people eat these bodies after they kill them? Isn't killing the people bad enough?

I hear it's a sexual thing.

[Mavorpen]

I really wish this weren't happening. Why do the people eat these bodies after they kill them? Isn't killing the people bad enough?

Infants taste good.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Also one in Canada

where?

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/06/01/luka-rocco-magnottas-alleged-victim-identified-as-concordia-student-jun-lin/

Also, since no one saw, a man is accused of eating his own wife's lips...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/man-eats-wifes-lips-karolinska-institutet-sweden_n_1562776.html

[Terraius]

Seems the Catholic church has been slacking on its pro-activeness in Exorcisms.

Seriously, whens the last time we had a good one? Emily Rose? That was almost 40 years ago.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's settled (although sad). I'm opening that gourmet restaurant that will cater to high class cannibals. I'll serve fresh people and fetus.

[Disserbia]

insanity

[Greenspoint]

With this rash of cannibal killings, my B-movie sense is going off...I feel like some shadowy agency is testing a new soldier drug and it's about to get out of control.

rash = 2?

[Genivaria]

With this rash of cannibal killings, my B-movie sense is going off...I feel like some shadowy agency is testing a new soldier drug and it's about to get out of control.

rash = 2?

4 actually.
Baltimore, Maryland, USA
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/31/m ... and-heart/
Miami, Florida, USA
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 48359.html
Hackensack, N.J, USA.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 54126.html

And now this in San Antonio, Texas, USA.

[Ryan12]

its summer and its getting hot

[Xekliv]

Fuck this shit I'm moving to eastern Russia.

[Bonnaful]

Seems the Catholic church has been slacking on its pro-activeness in Exorcisms.

Seriously, whens the last time we had a good one? Emily Rose? That was almost 40 years ago.

I had a girl in my town say that demons were following her and were telling her to kill people. She is currently locked up at Wishard Mental Ward the last time I heard.

[Mandicoria]

Just grab a cup of tea and wait for all of this to blow over.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

rash = 2?

4 actually.

The man in Miami who ate that guys face...
The guy who ate his roommate...
One guy threw his entrails at the police...
Porn actor killed and ate parts of some guy then mailed them...
Man ate his wife's lips...
Am I missing any?