Woman Beheads Infant, Eats His Brain and Toes

[Olthar]

Going to make a blanket statement here.

When the voices in your head tell you to kill someone, don't listen.

Let me assure you, it's not that easy. Luckily mine only tell me to hurt myself, not others.

Mine tell me, "No, it's okay. Eat another cookie. It's totally cool."

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So, what the fuck is going on here? The more stories I hear, the more I'm actually starting to believe that it's some sort of zombie virus. :|

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

This happen in 2009 long before any of the events of the pass week happen. The media are just trying to cause massed panic or trying to get some better ratings.

Timestamp was from today.
Source?

[Ifreann]

Some people need help, don't let the opportunity slide past you. The entire situation itself is probably more just coincidence, but it is a strange case and certainly more so tragic. I can't imagine the devestation.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/man-eats-wifes-lips-karolinska-institutet-sweden_n_1562776.html
You sure about that coincidence thing?
What is this? Story six in a week?

Stories people are looking for in order to capitalise on this whole "Oh noes, zombie apocalypse" the internet is doing. Shit like this probably happens just as often as in the last week, but we aren't made aware of it.

[Bonnaful]

USA Today
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm
posted 7/27/09

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

USA Today
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm
posted 7/27/09

Well shit.
I really want the fuckin' Zombie Apocalypse to start.

[Bornisia]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/man-eats-wifes-lips-karolinska-institutet-sweden_n_1562776.html
You sure about that coincidence thing?
What is this? Story six in a week?

Stories people are looking for in order to capitalise on this whole "Oh noes, zombie apocalypse" the internet is doing. Shit like this probably happens just as often as in the last week, but we aren't made aware of it.

I agree, as strange as it is, I don't believe (nor do I see them) linked in anyway. As fun as it is for internet community, it is really nothing more than a concentration on the wave of occurences. And hopefully the number of incidents will pass! I like my face.

[Neo Arcad]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/man-eats-wifes-lips-karolinska-institutet-sweden_n_1562776.html
You sure about that coincidence thing?
What is this? Story six in a week?

Stories people are looking for in order to capitalise on this whole "Oh noes, zombie apocalypse" the internet is doing. Shit like this probably happens just as often as in the last week, but we aren't made aware of it.

No, I don't think so. That's not what we're dealing with here. Why hasn't the major TV media picked up on this? You can call this a hoax or what have you, but you can't deny that these are actual events. They are actually happening. And the most likely cause isn't "they were all doing PCP, crack, and LSD at the same time", or whatever the official explanation is now. These are strange goings-on, and the mass media is talking about any mildly interesting thing they can grab that isn't election-related. Shouldn't they be all over this?

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Wow... thats 3 in 2 weeks?

[Chinese Regions]

WHY?

[Tarantum]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords.

[Neo Arcad]

Wow... thats 3 in 2 weeks?

Five, actually, in one week. But this one may be an older story.

[The Orson Empire]

Wow, this is some scary crap. But why all of a sudden the spike in cannabalism?

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Its ok! The US Centre for Disease Control *sponsored by Monsanto* says this is not an outbreak! Stand Down folks!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/0 ... lp00000009

"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post.

Nevertheless, recent incidents in which humans reportedly ate human flesh have the Internet in a firestorm, with "zombie apocalypse" being Google's third most popular search term by Friday morning.

The zombie craze seemed to start with an attack in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of eating almost the entirety of a homeless man's face off. The victim, Ronald Poppo, miraculously survived, but doctors are having a hard time figuring out how to put his face back together.

Then, on Tuesday, 21-year-old Alexander Kinyua of Maryland allegedly admitted to dismembering his roommate and then eating his heart and brain.

Cops in Canada are also searching for a low-budget porn actor who allegedly killed a young man with an ice pick, dismembered the body and then raped and ate flesh from the corpse. Luka Rocco Magnotta is being hunted after he allegedly mailed some of the body parts to Ottawa. He's also accused of killing cats on video and posting the footage online.

Gawker fingered a "mysterious rash" breakout at a high school in Hollywood and other parts of Florida -- which hazmat and disease control teams still can't explain -- as further proof that zombies are taking over.

Zombie-like characteristics have been confirmed in the animal kingdom, just not in humans. A newfound fungus in a Brazilian rain forest -- called Ophiocordyceps camponoti-balzani -- is known to infect an ant, take over its brain so as to move the body to a good location for growth, and then kill the insect.

Yet Daigle dismissed "fictional viruses" like Ataxic Neurodegenrative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome, noting that other triggers have been alleged to cause zombie-like symptoms.

"Films have included radiation as well as mutations of existing conditions such as prions, mad-cow disease, measles, and rabies," he said.

But recently, some have found truth stranger than fiction.

"Action must be taken now before an outbreak!" an anonymous reader told The Huffington Post. "Zombies may be subdued by destroying the brain or removing the head. It is now your responsibility to prevent the apocalypse."

[Mesoland]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords.

I, for one, don't agree with tasteless jokes regarding the circumstances of the death of a newborn baby.

[Bonnaful]

I am willing to bet money that there are some weirder stuff going on in the back woods of Kentucky and Indiana then eating a part of a person.

[Chinese Regions]

Wow... thats 3 in 2 weeks?

I am only aware of face eater, brain eater 1, brain eater 2.
I think this is an old story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgO42hAgELU
Video posted 2009

[Mesoland]

I am willing to bet money that there are some weirder stuff going on in the back woods of Kentucky and Indiana then eating a part of a person.

[Funk4ever]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords.

I, for one, don't agree with tasteless jokes regarding the circumstances of the death of a newborn baby.

I'll tell you what's tasteless: baby brains. I have to use lots of pepper before I eat them.

[New Teccon Olympian Enclave]

This country is turning into the Donner Party.

[Raeyh]

I, for one, don't agree with tasteless jokes regarding the circumstances of the death of a newborn baby.

I'll tell you what's tasteless: baby brains. I have to use lots of pepper before I eat them.

Just stick with monkey brains.

[Genivaria]

First Miami then Baltimore then Hackensack and now San Antonio....wait a second OH SHIT THATS LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME!

[Olthar]

I, for one, don't agree with tasteless jokes regarding the circumstances of the death of a newborn baby.

I'll tell you what's tasteless: baby brains. I have to use lots of pepper before I eat them.

Yeah, they just don't taste as good as adult brains. All that acquired knowledge and experience really adds to the flavor.

[Tarantum]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords.

I, for one, don't agree with tasteless jokes regarding the circumstances of the death of a newborn baby.

Perhaps you should grow thicker skin.

[Gidgetisms]

I'll tell you what's tasteless: baby brains. I have to use lots of pepper before I eat them.

Just stick with monkey brains.

great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts....

[Olthar]

First Miami then Baltimore then Hackensack and now San Antonio....wait a second OH SHIT THATS LIKE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME!

RUN, GENI! RUN FOR THE HILLS! D:

And remember to aim for the head! The heeeaaad!