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Sun May 27, 2012 1:27 pmby Ovisterra
Astrolinium wrote:Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.
Well, you know, they say that for every one you see, ten more are lurking elsewhere.
But if we take zombie movies as an example (since we have no other sources), each person kills at least 5 zombies before dying. The zombie population is therefore unsustainable because they take one step forward and 5+ back.
http://xkcd.com/734/
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 1:36 pmby The Huskar Social Union
AHhhhh.... What. The. F**k. Is. Wrong. With. Japanese people!? c'mon man what the hell.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 1:41 pmby Samuraikoku
Blazedtown wrote:NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive?
I'll make an amalgamation of what Chris Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy do: Knife + Punch + Kick + Suplex.
They survived, so why can't I?
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 1:44 pmby Ifreann
Blazedtown wrote:NSG, what are your Z-day plans?
Join the zombies.
Do you think you'll survive?
Technically speaking, no.
Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.
Spoil sport.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 1:46 pmby Ovisterra
Ifreann wrote:Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.
Spoil sport.
I can't help being perceptive.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 2:01 pmby Greed and Death
Pehdred wrote:I wouldn't get far. My location and my supplies are just sad... My chances would probably increase if I somehow got a gun, but there's probably none here, nor in a 1 km radius of my house, so unless there's some cop that dies in front of my house, there's little to no chance I make it through Month 1.
Only the red state will survive.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 2:14 pmby Ifreann
greed and death wrote:Pehdred wrote:I wouldn't get far. My location and my supplies are just sad... My chances would probably increase if I somehow got a gun, but there's probably none here, nor in a 1 km radius of my house, so unless there's some cop that dies in front of my house, there's little to no chance I make it through Month 1.
Only the red state will survive.
The rest of the world will also be fine.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 2:51 pmby GrandKirche
Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:GrandKirche wrote:I'm going to go down the pub and wait for this to all blow over.
Oh, you sir, are amazing. I was hoping for a Shaun of the Dead quote.
Update: The pub is still fine. Having a Pint.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 2:53 pmby Manahakatouki
Hm, sooner than I expected...
But like other things, I'm just going to ignore it...
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 3:26 pmby Pope Joan
The Heat said a couple players had been suspended for Game 6 versus Indy, but maybe something more sinister is afoot!
And maybe Dwayne wade's stumbling now and then is not because of a bad knee; it's just how those shambling things walk.
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Sun May 27, 2012 3:34 pmby Azakhia
Tubbsalot wrote: The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Because the only way to stop a zombie is to decapitate it, or shoot it in the head. That was taught in the first zombie movies that long ago.
http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=32136&category=23483
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Sun May 27, 2012 3:48 pmby Principality of Belka (Ancient)
Pandemicia wrote:I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
thats a good one nukes much bether than aspirins
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 4:27 pmby Cresilia
I live in one of the least densely occupied areas in N. America with far too many guns and far to much food. I think i'll be fine for now.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 4:27 pmby Fedeledland
Vousielle wrote:I would be far more willing to joke around if I hadn't watched so damn many zombie movies, and if I knew my girl had caught her flight.
As it is, I am forced to assume the worse, and have already looted my neighbors kitchen.
Only your neighbour's kitchen? I've already taken control over my local neighborhood and blocked it off from the rest of the city until it is proven it was only a drunk/drugged homeless man.
Melas wrote:Noobubersland wrote:Yay for Islands!
or everything outside the american continet... how are they supposed to arrive to europe?
...Or past the Darien in any moment...
Meh. Better be safe than sorry. ANDEAN DOMINATION, HERE I GO!
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Sun May 27, 2012 4:58 pmby No Water No Moon
Zottistan wrote:A guy just ate another guy's face... and you guys are talking about Z-day plans?...
Well, I've apparently lost all connection with this world.
A guy ate another guys face, and someone in this thread used that opportunity to explain why it's okay to kill Pakistani immigrants with mines. You think you lost connection, because of z-day plans?
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 5:02 pmby Melas
No Water No Moon wrote:Zottistan wrote:A guy just ate another guy's face... and you guys are talking about Z-day plans?...
Well, I've apparently lost all connection with this world.
A guy ate another guys face, and someone in this thread used that opportunity to explain why it's okay to kill Pakistani immigrants with mines. You think you lost connection, because of z-day plans?
the mines are to preven the pakistanis from getting killed... and i didnt brought up the subject
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Sun May 27, 2012 5:03 pmby Greed and Death
Ifreann wrote:greed and death wrote:Only the red state will survive.
The rest of the world will also be fine.
The only hope is to live where guns out number people, because it takes a man with two guns to reliably bring down the zombie hordes.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 5:19 pmby No Water No Moon
Melas wrote:No Water No Moon wrote:A guy ate another guys face, and someone in this thread used that opportunity to explain why it's okay to kill Pakistani immigrants with mines. You think you lost connection, because of z-day plans?
the mines are to preven the pakistanis from getting killed... and i didnt brought up the subject
Oh, they're the
nice kind of mines. The ones that explode into flowers and marshmallows.
You know, I was thinking of buying some, but I just can't to find them anywhere.
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 5:36 pmby Invering
Ryder Trauma Center, Jackson Memorial Hospital, Miami, Florida: future site of the first zombie epidemic Red Zone, designated "Zone RED-ZERO"
Forget zombies, if this is what almost everybody here seems to think it is (and I'll admit, when it came on the TV the first words in my head were 'Zombie' and 'Apocalypse', too), then you've got a bigger reason to get out fast: I see a good old fashioned Nukin' in the future. Though it probably won't be done from orbit, more likely somewhere in the ocean.
Honestly, though, I highly sort of doubt that Nukes would score very high on the list of Government responses to a Zombie Apocalypse.
Max Brooks' Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: Cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
My Personal Bonus Tips
1. NEVER stand with your back to the window.
2. Close AND lock the front door.
3. If you get cornered, bash 'em in the head.
(yes: Shaun of the Dead)
Posted:
Sun May 27, 2012 5:37 pmby Greed and Death
Ifreann wrote:greed and death wrote:The only hope is to live where guns out number people, because it takes a man with two guns to reliably bring down the zombie hordes.
An American man, maybe.
Of course, this is an international forum my apologies for American Centrism, It would take any other nationality 3 guns per man.
