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Postby Ovisterra » Sun May 27, 2012 1:27 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.


Well, you know, they say that for every one you see, ten more are lurking elsewhere.


But if we take zombie movies as an example (since we have no other sources), each person kills at least 5 zombies before dying. The zombie population is therefore unsustainable because they take one step forward and 5+ back.

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Postby Samuraikoku » Sun May 27, 2012 1:41 pm

Blazedtown wrote:NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive?


I'll make an amalgamation of what Chris Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy do: Knife + Punch + Kick + Suplex.

They survived, so why can't I?

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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 27, 2012 1:44 pm

Blazedtown wrote:NSG, what are your Z-day plans?

Join the zombies.
Do you think you'll survive?

Technically speaking, no.


Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.

Spoil sport. :P
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Postby Ovisterra » Sun May 27, 2012 1:46 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.

Spoil sport. :P


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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 27, 2012 2:01 pm

Pehdred wrote:I wouldn't get far. My location and my supplies are just sad... My chances would probably increase if I somehow got a gun, but there's probably none here, nor in a 1 km radius of my house, so unless there's some cop that dies in front of my house, there's little to no chance I make it through Month 1.

Only the red state will survive.
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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 27, 2012 2:14 pm

greed and death wrote:
Pehdred wrote:I wouldn't get far. My location and my supplies are just sad... My chances would probably increase if I somehow got a gun, but there's probably none here, nor in a 1 km radius of my house, so unless there's some cop that dies in front of my house, there's little to no chance I make it through Month 1.

Only the red state will survive.

The rest of the world will also be fine.
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We have a wall to work upon!
We have work and they have none
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Postby GrandKirche » Sun May 27, 2012 2:51 pm

Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:
GrandKirche wrote:I'm going to go down the pub and wait for this to all blow over.


Oh, you sir, are amazing. I was hoping for a Shaun of the Dead quote. :bow:


Update: The pub is still fine. Having a Pint.
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Postby Manahakatouki » Sun May 27, 2012 2:53 pm

Hm, sooner than I expected...

But like other things, I'm just going to ignore it...
And so it was, that I had never changed.

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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 27, 2012 3:01 pm

GrandKirche wrote:
Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:
Oh, you sir, are amazing. I was hoping for a Shaun of the Dead quote. :bow:


Update: The pub is still fine. Having a Pint.

Oh thank God.
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What do we have that they should want?
We have a wall to work upon!
We have work and they have none
And our work is never done
My children, my children
And the war is never won
The enemy is poverty
And the wall keeps out the enemy
And we build the wall to keep us free
That's why we build the wall
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Postby Pope Joan » Sun May 27, 2012 3:26 pm

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Postby Azakhia » Sun May 27, 2012 3:34 pm

Tubbsalot wrote:
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

:meh:


Because the only way to stop a zombie is to decapitate it, or shoot it in the head. That was taught in the first zombie movies that long ago.
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Postby Principality of Belka » Sun May 27, 2012 3:48 pm

Pandemicia wrote:I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


thats a good one nukes much bether than aspirins

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Postby The Black Forrest » Sun May 27, 2012 4:16 pm

Melas wrote:just saw the video.i call bullshit it was never mentioned that the dude ate his face


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Postby Cresilia » Sun May 27, 2012 4:27 pm

I live in one of the least densely occupied areas in N. America with far too many guns and far to much food. I think i'll be fine for now.
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Postby Fedeledland » Sun May 27, 2012 4:27 pm

Vousielle wrote:I would be far more willing to joke around if I hadn't watched so damn many zombie movies, and if I knew my girl had caught her flight.

As it is, I am forced to assume the worse, and have already looted my neighbors kitchen.


Only your neighbour's kitchen? I've already taken control over my local neighborhood and blocked it off from the rest of the city until it is proven it was only a drunk/drugged homeless man.

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or everything outside the american continet... how are they supposed to arrive to europe?


...Or past the Darien in any moment...

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Postby No Water No Moon » Sun May 27, 2012 4:58 pm

Zottistan wrote:A guy just ate another guy's face... and you guys are talking about Z-day plans?...

Well, I've apparently lost all connection with this world.


A guy ate another guys face, and someone in this thread used that opportunity to explain why it's okay to kill Pakistani immigrants with mines. You think you lost connection, because of z-day plans?
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Postby Melas » Sun May 27, 2012 5:02 pm

No Water No Moon wrote:
Zottistan wrote:A guy just ate another guy's face... and you guys are talking about Z-day plans?...

Well, I've apparently lost all connection with this world.


A guy ate another guys face, and someone in this thread used that opportunity to explain why it's okay to kill Pakistani immigrants with mines. You think you lost connection, because of z-day plans?


the mines are to preven the pakistanis from getting killed... and i didnt brought up the subject
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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 27, 2012 5:03 pm

Ifreann wrote:
greed and death wrote:Only the red state will survive.

The rest of the world will also be fine.


The only hope is to live where guns out number people, because it takes a man with two guns to reliably bring down the zombie hordes.
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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 27, 2012 5:17 pm

greed and death wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The rest of the world will also be fine.


The only hope is to live where guns out number people, because it takes a man with two guns to reliably bring down the zombie hordes.

An American man, maybe. :P
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What do we have that they should want?
We have a wall to work upon!
We have work and they have none
And our work is never done
My children, my children
And the war is never won
The enemy is poverty
And the wall keeps out the enemy
And we build the wall to keep us free
That's why we build the wall
We build the wall to keep us free
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Postby No Water No Moon » Sun May 27, 2012 5:19 pm

Melas wrote:
No Water No Moon wrote:
A guy ate another guys face, and someone in this thread used that opportunity to explain why it's okay to kill Pakistani immigrants with mines. You think you lost connection, because of z-day plans?


the mines are to preven the pakistanis from getting killed... and i didnt brought up the subject


Oh, they're the nice kind of mines. The ones that explode into flowers and marshmallows.

You know, I was thinking of buying some, but I just can't to find them anywhere.
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Postby Invering » Sun May 27, 2012 5:36 pm

Ryder Trauma Center, Jackson Memorial Hospital, Miami, Florida: future site of the first zombie epidemic Red Zone, designated "Zone RED-ZERO"

Forget zombies, if this is what almost everybody here seems to think it is (and I'll admit, when it came on the TV the first words in my head were 'Zombie' and 'Apocalypse', too), then you've got a bigger reason to get out fast: I see a good old fashioned Nukin' in the future. Though it probably won't be done from orbit, more likely somewhere in the ocean.

Honestly, though, I highly sort of doubt that Nukes would score very high on the list of Government responses to a Zombie Apocalypse.

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1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: Cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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1. NEVER stand with your back to the window.
2. Close AND lock the front door.
3. If you get cornered, bash 'em in the head.

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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 27, 2012 5:37 pm

Ifreann wrote:
greed and death wrote:
The only hope is to live where guns out number people, because it takes a man with two guns to reliably bring down the zombie hordes.

An American man, maybe. :P


Of course, this is an international forum my apologies for American Centrism, It would take any other nationality 3 guns per man.
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