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Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:I have a shotgun, a machete, a baseball bat, and a car. I will lock myself in Walmart, because the one near my house has a gardening center stuffed with vegetables, pots, soil, and fetilizer.

Melas wrote:

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:I have a shotgun, a machete, a baseball bat, and a car. I will lock myself in Walmart, because the one near my house has a gardening center stuffed with vegetables, pots, soil, and fetilizer.

DO NOT!!!! your companions will most likely be vegetarians

Melas wrote:

Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:
A zombie apocalypse is the only time where Golden Dawn's policy aim of mining the Turkish border and fencing off its European borders would be good for Greece. So there you have it. Neo-Nazis could save Greece from the zombie apocalypse.

Hang on, what did I just write?

da fuck?why does everyone know so much about golden dawn?its not like it was elected or something

Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.

The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.

Parpolitic Citizens wrote:

Melas wrote:
da fuck?why does everyone know so much about golden dawn?its not like it was elected or something

They did get seats in parliament.

Hypparchia wrote:He had a speedball.

Effects vary from person to person, but usually leads to a feeling of heat (explaining why he was naked) and makes you impervious to pain. Once there were two drug addicts in the local hospital here, newspapers reported that they were doped on that shit and half-severed their own heads with a scalpel. They lived.

Melas wrote:

Hypparchia wrote:He had a speedball.

Effects vary from person to person, but usually leads to a feeling of heat (explaining why he was naked) and makes you impervious to pain. Once there were two drug addicts in the local hospital here, newspapers reported that they were doped on that shit and half-severed their own heads with a scalpel. They lived.

but still.... eating a guy's face?

Hypparchia wrote:

Melas wrote:
but still.... eating a guy's face?

Some hard drug combos result in psychosis, during which he might have thought anything. There was a recent thread on this guy who was schizophrenic and during an acute psychotic episode chopped a kid's head, thinking he was an alien.

Astrolinium wrote:What.
The.
Actual.
Fuck.

The Huskar Social Union wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:What.
The.
Actual.
Fuck.

this. Thank f**k i dont live in the states, im safe here in N.Ireland... mostly

Melas wrote:

Hypparchia wrote:
Some hard drug combos result in psychosis, during which he might have thought anything. There was a recent thread on this guy who was schizophrenic and during an acute psychotic episode chopped a kid's head, thinking he was an alien.

so,he thought that the guy's face was an ice-cream?

Noobubersland wrote:

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
this. Thank f**k i dont live in the states, im safe here in N.Ireland... mostly

Yay for Islands!

Melas wrote:

Noobubersland wrote:Yay for Islands!

or everything outside the american continet... how are they supposed to arrive to europe?

Melas wrote:

Noobubersland wrote:Yay for Islands!

or everything outside the american continet... how are they supposed to arrive to europe?

Noobubersland wrote:

Melas wrote:
or everything outside the american continet... how are they supposed to arrive to europe?

I don't know, they won't be getting Newfoundland, or Afro-Eurasia, or the Caribbean isles, or all of the Northern Canadian Islands, or some of Alaska. Without humans placing them there on purpose

Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.