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Postby Dracoria » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:00 pm

HorusLand wrote:The is no such thing as the ''Zombie Apocalypse'' or ''2012'' or ''The End of the World''. LOL. Who would actually believe this? It's just a guy with a weird syndrome, and he's crazy, so he does crazy things? Isn't that what all crazy people do? Be crazy? But nooooooooooooooooooo, it's the Zombie Apocalypse. Don't make me laugh. Wait, I'm already laughing! If, you really believe this then you are stupid.


I'd hate to tell you, but 2012 does exist. We're living in it.

It isn't the end of the world, though, just the last page of some ancient calender. Guess they ran out of pictures of jaguar cubs to put on 'em.
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Postby Grand Britannia » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:03 pm

Dracoria wrote:
HorusLand wrote:The is no such thing as the ''Zombie Apocalypse'' or ''2012'' or ''The End of the World''. LOL. Who would actually believe this? It's just a guy with a weird syndrome, and he's crazy, so he does crazy things? Isn't that what all crazy people do? Be crazy? But nooooooooooooooooooo, it's the Zombie Apocalypse. Don't make me laugh. Wait, I'm already laughing! If, you really believe this then you are stupid.


I'd hate to tell you, but 2012 does exist. We're living in it.

It isn't the end of the world, though, just the last page of some ancient calender. Guess they ran out of pictures of jaguar cubs to put on 'em.


Or some evil empire from Europe exterminated them. Anything is possible.
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Postby Jinwoy » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:06 pm

Grand Britannia wrote:
Dracoria wrote:
I'd hate to tell you, but 2012 does exist. We're living in it.

It isn't the end of the world, though, just the last page of some ancient calender. Guess they ran out of pictures of jaguar cubs to put on 'em.


Or some evil empire from Europe exterminated them. Anything is possible.


Evil Empire?? from EUROPE!?
That's impossible!**

I still think something strange is going, considering all these different events are all happening at around the same time...
Maybe it's just 2012 paranoia.
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Postby Dracoria » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:16 pm

Grand Britannia wrote:
Dracoria wrote:
I'd hate to tell you, but 2012 does exist. We're living in it.

It isn't the end of the world, though, just the last page of some ancient calender. Guess they ran out of pictures of jaguar cubs to put on 'em.


Or some evil empire from Europe exterminated them. Anything is possible.


The Carolingian Empire voyaging across the ocean perhaps? Considering the time of the Mayans' decline the Vikings were just starting to cross to the new world.

Why don't more conspiracy theories revolve around the early dark age kingdoms and tribes? It's so unfair.
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Postby Skibereen » Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:55 am

HorusLand wrote:The is no such thing as the ''Zombie Apocalypse'' or ''2012'' or ''The End of the World''. LOL. Who would actually believe this? It's just a guy with a weird syndrome, and he's crazy, so he does crazy things? Isn't that what all crazy people do? Be crazy? But nooooooooooooooooooo, it's the Zombie Apocalypse. Don't make me laugh. Wait, I'm already laughing! If, you really believe this then you are stupid.

I just checked my calendar...Im going to have argue with you on "2012" not being real.

See turns out last year was 2011, and next year is 2013...so you guessed it this year is indeed 2012.
You may choose not to accept that, but it seems kind of silly to me, and yes, I am laughing.

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Postby Kentsland » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:06 am

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They THINK it was Bath Salts, I don't think they've done the toxicology report yet.
If they have, can you link?

I don't have a link, sorry; It was on CNN's app (which doesn't have links) but, you could find and buy it on the app store. [can I get my money now?]
You could probably find it on the internet somewhere, I'm not too concerned about it.


You are sadly mistaken. They think it was Bath Salts. And they've not had it proven yet as Toxicology reports take a couple weeks, it's been 1 week on the dot.

You're probably thinking of the Autopsy. Autopsys don't show drug overdose, it just shows if there was any blunt injuries, broke bones, etc.

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Postby Horusland » Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:48 am

Dracoria wrote:
HorusLand wrote:The is no such thing as the ''Zombie Apocalypse'' or ''2012'' or ''The End of the World''. LOL. Who would actually believe this? It's just a guy with a weird syndrome, and he's crazy, so he does crazy things? Isn't that what all crazy people do? Be crazy? But nooooooooooooooooooo, it's the Zombie Apocalypse. Don't make me laugh. Wait, I'm already laughing! If, you really believe this then you are stupid.


I'd hate to tell you, but 2012 does exist. We're living in it.

It isn't the end of the world, though, just the last page of some ancient calender. Guess they ran out of pictures of jaguar cubs to put on 'em.


You know that I was referring to the 21st of December, 2012, when they believe a giant meteorite named Nibiru will crash into the Earth, everyone will die, the end of the world, hide in bunkers in the hope that you'll live to suffer another day, etc. etc., blah blah blah.
I know much about this topic, because it is interesting, even if I don't believe it. It's a weird idea.
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Postby STALKER of B E E K E R » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:26 pm

HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, but I DID!!

THE END IS NEAR, and it appears we will be HAVING a ZOMBIE Apocalypse!!

Not just the typical movie Zombies, more like demonic possession of a nastiest levels.

As many of you know of the recently attack in Miami, the most notable zombie attack occurred, inwhich a man ate 75-80% of a homeless man's face, including this eyeballs. When the police officer approached the scene, the face eater was told to stop, he growled at the cop and continued eating, the cop shot at him, and he continued eating, he was then shot a few more times before dying.

For those living under a rock, he is more info on the Miami Zombie attack;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDZYIL5ccp0
http://www.vibe.com/node/87762
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/subhash-k ... 62014.html

But this isn't the only recently Zombie attack, there's been a few now in Miami and other places, it's a Growing trend!!!!!!

Zombie attack occurred in Maryland!!
http://www.christianpost.com/news/zombi ... ain-75875/

Zombie attack in New Jersey!!!
http://q103albany.com/another-zombie-attack/

NOW NOW NOW, that we all on the same page here allow me to help prepare you from this Zombie invasion!! As I was saying the Zombies aren't the typical movie Zombies, CLOSER to Demonic possession! The Alien invaders or demons are possessing weak minded people and turning them into flesh eaters!

THIS means it' not spread through a bite, but through some other method, likely Alien laser beaming people's minds to turn then into Zombies.

It happens in stages until the Demon takes full control. First they become more violent in nature, aggressive, noticeable internal conflict within the person in many cases.

From there there they gain the desire for the taste of human flesh, in some cases the person is still somewhat cognitive and more like a normal crazy human cannibal, while in the later stages they become an insane, growling, can't feel pain and are super strong, aka ZOMBIE.

Zombies in the later stages will often be nude, as their skin becomes so hot that they often strip naked.

Remember now, the best way to kill a Zombie Cannibal Demon is to SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD, I prefer shotguns, but pistols, or even crossbows can be effective here.

It's important to set up your defenses well, remember it's only in the later stages they are a drooling growling super strong beasts, in the earlier stages they will still have some human memories and can open doors and such. Can "think" unlike the traditional movie zombie.

Once you have your shotgun and Defenses set up, check out your group. Weak minded people are the classic target for Demonic possession. Also it tends to occur in older people, so children appear to be immune to demonic possession. But overly religious types, people who view the world in a very narrow manner, like overly right wing nut jobs, or other fringe radicals, are the prime targets for demonic possession. THIS IS IMPORTANT SO TAKE NOTES CLASS.

You will be tested on all of the above material in the coming months as we see a rise in demonic possessions and Zombie attacks, I encourage you to carry your shotgun around and shoot anyone in the head exhibiting any Zombie - demon like behavior.

ONLY YOU can prevent a Zombie Apocalypse!

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Postby Daihan » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:06 pm

Only in Florida. I swear, half the crazy shit that goes down in the US happens in Florida.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:20 pm

Daihan wrote:Only in Florida. I swear, half the crazy shit that goes down in the US happens in Florida.


That's just Vice City for you.
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Postby Horusland » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:35 pm

You know what? I'm just going to act like this discussion never happened, as people actually believe this. Yes. There is a Zombie Apocalypse. Of course. Yeah...... My sarcasm would be evident in my voice, but you can't hear me, so....
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:39 pm

HorusLand wrote:You know what? I'm just going to act like this discussion never happened, as people actually believe this. Yes. There is a Zombie Apocalypse. Of course. Yeah...... My sarcasm would be evident in my voice, but you can't hear me, so....


Only one person actually admitted to believing it, everyone else is just having fun. The internet is not a fun free zone.
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Postby Rick Rollin » Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:49 pm

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Postby Horusland » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:52 pm

Blazedtown wrote:
HorusLand wrote:You know what? I'm just going to act like this discussion never happened, as people actually believe this. Yes. There is a Zombie Apocalypse. Of course. Yeah...... My sarcasm would be evident in my voice, but you can't hear me, so....


Only one person actually admitted to believing it, everyone else is just having fun. The internet is not a fun free zone.


Actually, they are calling people names if they say that this isn't true, and they are all writing entire pages on how to withstand Zombie Attacks. I'd like to think that they're joking, but with the intelligence of today's people (no offense), I can't think that.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:24 pm

HorusLand wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:
Only one person actually admitted to believing it, everyone else is just having fun. The internet is not a fun free zone.


Actually, they are calling people names if they say that this isn't true, and they are all writing entire pages on how to withstand Zombie Attacks. I'd like to think that they're joking, but with the intelligence of today's people (no offense), I can't think that.


NSG tends be slightly more intelligent than the lowest common denominator. I assure you all most of them a joking considering this clearly isn't the zombie apocalypse.
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Postby Terio » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:28 pm

If a zombie outbreak did occur, the military would surely end it quickly. Not to mention that the world's population is always growing, and there is no way the zombies would even reach over 100 people.
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Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:40 pm

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Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:43 pm

Blazedtown wrote:
HorusLand wrote:
Actually, they are calling people names if they say that this isn't true, and they are all writing entire pages on how to withstand Zombie Attacks. I'd like to think that they're joking, but with the intelligence of today's people (no offense), I can't think that.


NSG tends be slightly more intelligent than the lowest common denominator. I assure you all most of them a joking considering this clearly isn't the zombie apocalypse.

But I reeeealllly really want it to be true...
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Postby Blazedtown » Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:50 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:
NSG tends be slightly more intelligent than the lowest common denominator. I assure you all most of them a joking considering this clearly isn't the zombie apocalypse.

But I reeeealllly really want it to be true...


So do I. Me and my buddies have had a plan laid for a few years. It started just by watching dawn of the dead at 4 in the morning drunk, and now that's all we talk about when we're drinking or smoking.
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Postby BioHAZARD1 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:53 pm

I can't tell you how often the subject of zombies or zombie plans comes up in the average day. We are just having fun who cares if people believe it. It's a forum online. Let us have our fun.
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Admiral of the Navy: Admiral Susan Finch
Commander of the Army: General Mark Henderson

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Postby Maroza » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:37 pm

Yes because watching people getting torn apart and eaten alive is so much fun. :evil:
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Postby BioHAZARD1 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:58 pm

There is nothing funny about people's faces getting eaten. Zombies, let us have our ZOMBIE fun. We aren't laughing at those poor people who have been eaten FYI.
Prime Minister of bioHAZARD: Joe HAZARD
Secretary of Defense: Bill Smit
Chief of the Joint military counsel: Five Star General Frank Demico
Commander of the AirForce: General Francis Smith
Admiral of the Navy: Admiral Susan Finch
Commander of the Army: General Mark Henderson

Total Army: 5,003,040
Total Army Active: 1,500,912
Total Army Reserves: 3,502,128
Total Divisions: 392

Total Navy: 1,250,760
Total Navy Active: 375,228
Total Navy Reserves: 875,532

Total Air: 2,084,600
Total Air Active: 625,380
Total Air Reserves: 1,459,220
Total Air Wings: 164

bioHAZARD's borders are patrolled night and day by three TB-19 'Clarvoyance' radar aircraft. With a radar that can peer into clouds up to seven hundred and fifty miles away

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Postby Dracoria » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:32 am

Maroza wrote:Yes because watching people getting torn apart and eaten alive is so much fun. :evil:

Are you trying to imply it isn't?
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