It Has begun....

[Fedeledland]

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http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreaks
I feel this will be relevant

So it's a Case 1 to very mild Case 2 infection? Agh, you should've told me before I started my campaign for Andean domination.

Oh well.

[Ameriganastan]

Yeah. Don't see anything about eating faces on there. Eating face=wouldn't go down after 5 shots=Zombie. We're screwed.

PCP, and Meth will make you do anything, As well as think yoru bullet proof. (You arent but hell if it dosent look so)

Keep telling yourself it was meth or PCP. Enjoy your delusion.

[Hallistar]

This is real, surprisingly.

[Hallistar]

PCP, and Meth will make you do anything, As well as think yoru bullet proof. (You arent but hell if it dosent look so)

Keep telling yourself it was meth or PCP. Enjoy your delusion.

[Ameriganastan]

Keep telling yourself it was meth or PCP. Enjoy your delusion.

"Theorize"

Even so, you ever heard of a little thing called a cover up?

[Novaya Tselinoyarsk]

"Theorize"

Even so, you ever heard of a little thing called a cover up?

Does it matter? You'll never know unless it breaks out.

[Grand Britannia]

Thank goodness I live on an island.

[Ameriganastan]

Does it matter? You'll never know unless it breaks out.

Yeah, it matters a lot.

[Hallistar]

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"Theorize"

Even so, you ever heard of a little thing called a cover up?

Yes but the brain is an easily impressible computer. Even with its heuristic neural network, when its inputted data consists of crack (rogue signals), it can output some creepy shit. Thankfully the officer terminated that computer's active function before it damaged any more people.

Tl;dr, This is why I'm getting a concealed carry license.

[Alien Space Bats]

Yeah. Don't see anything about eating faces on there. Eating face=wouldn't go down after 5 shots=Zombie. We're screwed.

People don't normally scratch or tear their own skin off but people on PCP have been known to do so.

Also he wasn't even shot in the head and its been two days and his victim isn't dead yet, unless he is immune or asymptomatic we are in no real danger and even then he proves there will be a nice chunk of humanity that will be fine if bitten.

How do you know the victim is still alive?

[Jinwoy]

People don't normally scratch or tear their own skin off but people on PCP have been known to do so.

Also he wasn't even shot in the head and its been two days and his victim isn't dead yet, unless he is immune or asymptomatic we are in no real danger and even then he proves there will be a nice chunk of humanity that will be fine if bitten.

How do you know the victim is still alive?

Precisely, but last I heard, he was in critical condition at some Miami hospital.
But then again, who wouldn't when you're missing skin from between your forehead to your Jaw, both your eyeballs and a large portion of your nose.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

Thank goodness I live on an island.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDZNLN9Qv0s

>read title
>knew thread content already

http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Outbreaks
I feel this will be relevant

So it's a Case 1 to very mild Case 2 infection? Agh, you should've told me before I started my campaign for Andean domination.

Oh well.

It has the environment of a Case 2, but the frequency of a Case 1.
DEFY THE SYSTEM

PCP and Meth will fuck you up bad enough to take bullets like this. I even said so in the OP.

Yeah. Don't see anything about eating faces on there. Eating face=wouldn't go down after 5 shots=Zombie. We're screwed.

It's quite well documented in Afghanistan that insurgents may still be not just combat-effective, but physically mobile after taking multiple shots from 5.56mm rifles. Bullets may be glorious monument to our ability to kill and main each other as a species, but they're not God-level lifetakers, especially not to someone on drugs.

[Ameriganastan]

It's quite well documented in Afghanistan that insurgents may still be not just combat-effective, but physically mobile after taking multiple shots from 5.56mm rifles. Bullets may be glorious monument to our ability to kill and main each other as a species, but they're not God-level lifetakers, especially not to someone on drugs.

You people actually think he was just on drugs, don't you?

[Dracoria]

It's quite well documented in Afghanistan that insurgents may still be not just combat-effective, but physically mobile after taking multiple shots from 5.56mm rifles. Bullets may be glorious monument to our ability to kill and main each other as a species, but they're not God-level lifetakers, especially not to someone on drugs.

So...You're saying Afghanis are zombies too? OHNOES!

[Samozaryadnyastan]

No, they're just high on hashish when they fight, and are thus seemingly invulnerable to 5.56 - hence why soldiers will occasionally tell you they'd rather have more 7.62mm marksmen rifles and machine guns, since they still have effective wounding at typical 'Stan combat ranges.

It's quite well documented in Afghanistan that insurgents may still be not just combat-effective, but physically mobile after taking multiple shots from 5.56mm rifles. Bullets may be glorious monument to our ability to kill and main each other as a species, but they're not God-level lifetakers, especially not to someone on drugs.

You people actually think he was just on drugs, don't you?

His actions are classic of a number of drug-related psychotic episodes.

[Jinwoy]

No, they're just high on hashish when they fight, and are thus seemingly invulnerable to 5.56 - hence why soldiers will occasionally tell you they'd rather have more 7.62mm marksmen rifles and machine guns, since they still have effective wounding at typical 'Stan combat ranges.

You people actually think he was just on drugs, don't you?

His actions are classic of a number of drug-related psychotic episodes.

Well except for... you know... aggressive cannibalism.
Of course, this just could be a isolated incident.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

No, they're just high on hashish when they fight, and are thus seemingly invulnerable to 5.56 - hence why soldiers will occasionally tell you they'd rather have more 7.62mm marksmen rifles and machine guns, since they still have effective wounding at typical 'Stan combat ranges.
His actions are classic of a number of drug-related psychotic episodes.

Well except for... you know... aggressive cannibalism.
Of course, this just could be a isolated incident.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... -cannibals
Whilst uncommon, it's not unheard of.

[Death Metal]

The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.

It's hurricane season, your Z-day plan and your hurricane plan should be pretty much the same thing.
Not to mention hurricanes (and we're due for a bad one) are great anti-zombie weather.

Also, PCP? Don't be silly. This is Miami. He was on cocaine.

[Samozaryadnyastan]

I googled 'drug-induced cannibalism', this was the first result that came up.

[Ifreann]

If you're actually fighting the zombies yourself, you've already lost.

If you expect someone else to fight them for you, you probably deserve to lose.

Deserve or not, the police and military have seen the same zombie movies as everyone else, and their plans come with weapons, ammo, armoured vehicles and people trained in the proper use of those things already accounted for. If whatever sensibleness exists in reality decided to take a break and there were a zombie outbreak, there'd be evacuations and quarantines and soldiers marching through the streets shooting everything that groans "Brains".

[Melas]

well,you guys do understand that the 'real' zombies are dead people who are summoned to be slaves of witches or samman like dudes.so if we could only find a guy who hated the person that was attacked,we can stop this!!!

[Samozaryadnyastan]

If you expect someone else to fight them for you, you probably deserve to lose.

Deserve or not, the police and military have seen the same zombie movies as everyone else, and their plans come with weapons, ammo, armoured vehicles and people trained in the proper use of those things already accounted for. If whatever sensibleness exists in reality decided to take a break and there were a zombie outbreak, there'd be evacuations and quarantines and soldiers marching through the streets shooting everything that groans "Brains".

Funnily enough, I never did understand why the military is always utterly non-consequential in zombie movies.
It just stops existing a few days after infection.

[Jinwoy]

Deserve or not, the police and military have seen the same zombie movies as everyone else, and their plans come with weapons, ammo, armoured vehicles and people trained in the proper use of those things already accounted for. If whatever sensibleness exists in reality decided to take a break and there were a zombie outbreak, there'd be evacuations and quarantines and soldiers marching through the streets shooting everything that groans "Brains".

Funnily enough, I never did understand why the military is always utterly non-consequential in zombie movies.
It just stops existing a few days after infection.

They don't stop existing, they just pull back. Alot.
You can imagine that after a few days of heavy loses, you'd need someone to protect your base and all that jazz.
I can give a few examples in Zombie Media where this happens.
- Left 4 Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
And right now, I'm not making much sense because I just watched 4 entire zombie movies non-stop. And now, I'm going to go to bed. Terrific me.

Anyone want to join me in my trip down the East Coast to Fort Lauderdale?

[The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia]

Gotta a question for you guys.

[Jinwoy]

Gotta a question for you guys.

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Use your brain.